#cat rules

[glorkums]

Whoever lures me in with treats and then closes and locks the door while I’m distracted first gets to have me forever.

[nadjamelie]

When you provide an extra pillow for your cat, but she's a cat so she takes yours too

[lilfishowo]

i hate when people pet my cat the wrong way even after i told you how she likes to be pet. do you think im fucking stupid? like im not watching this asshole all day? i raised this little baby and youre gonna act like im the asshole for telling you to stop touching her like that?

i wouldnt be mad but then my cat clearly doesn't like it and you keep touching her?? omg the feeling i get cannot be correctly described with humans words.

the closest thing thing i can come up with is " get the fuck off my cat you ugly, dumb, busted bitch"

anyway i got to hang out with my sisters this weekend it was fun

[ace-instincts]

I'm unclear on the validity of this story, but I read something about a fan harassing Gee on an airplane and it just makes me so upset.

We gotta start using cat rules for celebrities. Like, you can be hype to see them in the wild, but don't expect any attention from them. Sure, maybe sometimes they will approach you or be amenable to interaction, but that should certainly not be the default expectation.

[mostly-him]

"We DO have a cat" 😒

[thevoidstaredback]

I keep forgetting that dogs don't follow the same rules as cats.

Like- You can just....move dogs.

You can be a bit late for feeding a dog and they'll still cuddle up to you as soon as they're done eating.

You can move a dog from its spot on your bed and it'll Just go back to sleep in its new spot.

Crazy

[thevoidstaredback]

I need to pee.

My cat laid next to me.

I thought I could get away with moving, but she got more comfortable and laid on my leg.

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