#cataphoriccatastrophe

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“This isn’t going to become a thing, is it?” OT4

Today’s drabble is dedicated to @aknazer to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! She requested some Bread Makes You Fat goodness so here is a future in-universe snippet. In case you haven’t read it, a brurtle is a roll shaped and baked to look like a turtle. :D

“This isn’t going to become a thing, is it?” Marinette asked, eyeing the lumpy brurtle mass. “You know we can’t sell those.”

Adrien shot her an offended look. “Mari, this bundle of brurtles is an expression of our love.”

“It’s a waste of dough,” she huffed and Nino grinned, pressing a kiss against the top of her head.

“Patience,” he murmured. “You wanted to included them in this.”

“A waste of...” Adrien trailed off and rested his head on Alya’s shoulder. “Did you hear what she called my expression of love?”

“Marinette, please apologize to Adrien. You’ve broken his heart,” Alya said, trying not to smile.

“Shattered, really,” Adrien added.

Marinette giggled. “Fine. Please explain how this is an expression of our love.”

He gave her a proud look and pointed to a large squashed brurtle on the bottom. “Obviously this handsom fella is Nino.”

“Wow, thanks, dude,” Nino replied dryly. “Looks just like me. Why did you make my head so lumpy?”

“Those are your headphones!”

“Oh, right.”

Adrien sniffed and pointed to the smaller brurtle beside the Nino brurtle. “And this is beautiful brurtle Marinette.” He looked at her expectantly.

“And that big ball of dough on top of my head is...”

“Your hair bun thing!”

“Right,” she nodded. “Naturally.”

Adrien winked. “And this gorgeous brurtle is, of course, Alya.”

“It’s like looking in a mirror. Such craftsmanship,” Alya grinned, kissing his cheek.

“Thank you,” Adrien beamed.

“So is this you on top?” Nino poked the top of the lump. “What are these long string things?”

“Oh.” Adrien blushed as his partners leaned in closer to look. “Those are my arms holding us all together.”

“Adrien,” Marinette beamed, snuggling under his arm.

“You’re the cutest.” Alya huddled in on his other side and Nino stood behind them, kissing Adrien’s temple as they all hugged. 

“You realize that will never bake through though, right?” Marinette asked, squeezing his side. “There’s just too much. It’ll burn.”

Adrien frowned, brows knitting together.

“But,” Nino said quickly, “we could always go buy some of that crafting dough stuff and you can make us a brurtle statue for the new place.”

“Really?”

Alya kissed his cheek. “Absolutely.”

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“If we get caught, I’m blaming you.” Marichat

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Marinette frowned as they landed on a roof and stopped for amoment. She let her arms fall away from Chat’s neck as he put her down onto theroof.

“If we get caught, I’m blaming you,” she said flatly.

“Ye of little faith,” Chat smirked. “We just need to get inand out real quick and everything will be fine.”

Marinette looked at him dubiously. “Maybe this is a badidea… I mean, what if Adrien finds out?” She looked slightly scared at thethought.

Chat barely managed to suppress a snicker. “He won’t.Promise,” he paused and then chuckled. “Not like you have much of choiceanyway, apparently.”

She glanced away for a moment and sighed. “If only I hadn’tleft another stupid message on his phone.”

Chat’s ears perked up and swiveled in her direction. “Another?”

Marinette cringed. “Yeah,” she laughed awkwardly, “I’ve kindof done this before.”

He eyed her suspiciously. “Are you actually a criminal,Princess?”

“No, not at all, phones don’t count,” she said earnestly.

Chat waited a couple moments for her to clarify herridiculous statement before realizing she was completely serious.

“Only phones count?” He parroted, he wasn’t expecting her tojust nod. “Okay then, phone thief,” and before she could respond to her newnickname he quickly swooped her back into his arms. “Shall we get going?”

She pouted as she wrapped her arms back around his neck. “Iguess we should…”

He nodded and then in a single leap got onto the next roof.It didn’t take him long to get to his, Adrien’s house. Marinette didn’t livefar after all.

“How are we getting-?” Marinette asked before Chat performedone final leap to get in through his bedroom window. Marinette clutched at himin surprise and he couldn’t help the small blush at the unintended hug.

She stared wide eyed at him for a moment after they landedand he was only snapped out of staring into them by a small beep coming fromhis desk. His phone was in plain view and was trying to notify him of amessage.

Marinette gasped and practically leaped out of his arms anddarted to it. Chat sighed slightly and did his best to pretend he hadn’t wantedher to stay where she was. Meanwhile, Marinette was fiddling with his phone,getting more frustrated the longer it took to get into it.

“Come on, come on you st-silly thing! Let me in; Adriencould be back any second.” Marinette glared at the phone as though it hadwronged her personally, which considering the message it held might spell theend of her and Adrien’s potential relationship, it totally did… to her anyway.

Chat Noir watched her in amusement for a little while beforeshe finally gave up, collapsing onto the desk chair and planting her face intothe desk. He walked up and picked up the phone.

“It’s no use Chat. It’s impossible to get in. I might aswell move to Spain now, save myself the embarrassment of Adrien reading my-”

“Done,” he interrupted, holding up the phone for her to seethe ‘deleted message’ notification. “You could have just let me do this like Isaid in the beginning you know?”

She stared at him in shock. “I didn’t know you could breakinto phones that easily.”

“It’s a talent,” he said slowly, trying not to laugh.

The shock faded intoa brilliant grin and she jumped in happiness. “Yes! Now Adrien won’t hate meforever!”

“I don’t think he-” Chat was cut off by Marinette diving athim and wrapping him in an excited hug. He tried not to enjoy it too much, butwhen she pulled back and gave him a peck on the cheek he had to curse hisrapidly beating heart.

“Thanks, Kitten,” she said sweetly.

He put his hand where she had kissed his cheek. “No problem,”he embarrassingly squeaked out.  

She grinned mischievously. “Let’s get going; I don’t wantAdrien to know we were snooping in his room.”

Chat chuckled. “That would be terrible,” he agreed.

She gave him an odd look, but didn’t say anything. Insteadhe quickly picked her back up and they headed back to her balcony. She jumpeddown the hatch and he paused as she poked her head back up to look at him.

“It’s not that late, Kitten. Do you want to come in and playsome games?”

He grinned at her invitation. “Of course… phone thief.”

Her resulting appalled pout was worth much more than thepillow she threw at him.

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“If we get caught, I’m blaming you.” for Alyanette

“If we get caught, I’m blaming you.”

Pausing in picking the lock, Alya turned to glare at Marinette, only getting a sheepish smile in response.

“Really? You accidentally sent Nino one of your nudes, and you’re going to blame me if we get caught breaking in to delete it off his phone?”

Huffing, Marinette crossed her arms and turned to glare at the empty road behind her, eyes darting about as she kept watch.

“I told you, I was trying to send them to you!”

“Yeah, because Alya and Nino are right next to each other alphabetically.” Alya quipped back, tongue sticking out of her mouth as the lock finally unlocked with a click.

“My contacts are sorted by most recent texts, and Nino just texted me this morning to ask if I could make him a batch of those double mint chocolate chip cookies since apparently Adrien’s been having a rough week. I swear, I really didn’t mean to send them to him. I thought it’d be a fun surprise for you at work,” Marinette pouted, face turned away from Alya and the apartment they now had access too.

“Aww M, I’m just messing. I know how clumsy you are, even now, so as long as we delete the picture before he sees it, we’re fine.”

Relaxing, Marinette nodded, giving Alya a quick kiss on the cheek before gently pushing the door open and walking in to the darkened walkway, Alya right behind her. They made it to the end of the hall and were ready to head for the living room when they were startled by a loud gasp and the sound of something hitting the floor.

Peeking around the corner, Marinette froze and turned to Alya with a sheepish grin.

“I think we might be too late,” She whispered with a wince.

Alya raised an eyebrow and peeked around the corner, meeting Nino’s eyes before noticing the phone laying on the floor, the nude in question on the screen. Nino’s face was bright red, one hand covering his gaping mouth as he stared wide-eyed at the two girls. Humming for a quick moment, Alya’s eyes narrowed as she looked back at Nino.

“You delete that photo and forget you ever saw it, and I won’t tell your boyfriend I’ve seen your dick more than he has.”

Flushing further, Nino nodded, hurriedly pulling the phone off the floor and deleting the image with fumbling fingers. Once it was gone, Alya nodded, straightened up, and grabbed Marinette’s arm.

“Well, we’ll just be on our way,” She started, turning to head for the door before pausing and glancing back at him, “Also, you may want to install some new locks. Yours were surprisingly easy to pick.”

And with that, they decided to leave, leaving Nino to question his choice in friends.

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“You think you’re funny?” for Alyanette or DJWifi! :D

Hmm I know you love Alyanette but I’m including DJWifi in a future long fic and need the practice

“You think you’re funny?”

“I’m hilarious babe.”

Alya could not believe her boyfriend was standing in front of a mirror trying out different fake mustaches instead of getting ready for Marinette’s and Adrien’s housewarming party.

“Hurry up and put some pants on before we’re late.”

Alya was about to walk back into the bathroom to finish her make up when Nino grabbed her and stared dead in her eyes/.

“Alya I mustache you a question.”

“Nino!”

“Come on Alya,” he said while pushing a fake mustache towards her, “Think of how funny it will be if they open the door and see us with these on.”

“I’m not going to do it.”

“Fine but I’m still wearing mine.”

Alya hoped he was bluffing and continued to get ready. She hoped he would be too embarrassed to be the only one in a fake mustache and take that thing off his face before they left. She didn’t want to use drastic measures.

“Ready babe?”

Nino poked his head into the bathroom as he asked his question. He still had the mustache on.

“I’m never kissing you again.”

He didn’t waste a second and removed the fake mustache then and there.

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[omegastation]

cataphoriccatastrophe replied to your post “woman–of–steel replied to your post “today I’ve realized that the...”

Usually we make them ourselves. It is like, a quick snack or something you take for lunch in elementary school. I am saddened that the rest of the world doesn't appreciate peanut butter. It is so good.

Ah, I was told many times by my friend 

So basically there is a store in Brussels, where there is this aisle with products from different countries, including US and I took a picture of their peanut butter like “oh it’s a thing apparently” and send it to her 

and she was very much efqushfkjshfkjshfkjsfhjf over it like “I can’t believe you’ve never eaten peanut butter what is wrong with you????” 

I actually checked, I did that in 2013

But never heard of adding jam or jelly to it. I think she likes it in a smoothie with banana though, that sounds better

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“You think I’m cute? Adorable.” Adrinino

“You think I’m cute? Adorable,” Adrien smirked.

“I should break up with you,” Nino muttered, fluffing the left side of Adrien’s hair. “Okay, don’t move.”

“I need you to know this feels incredibly bizarre.”

“Hush and be my pretty model.” Nino stepped back and looked down at his boyfriend. “You’re missing something.”

“A kiss perhaps?”

“No distracting.” Nino pursed his lips and tilted his head. “Maybe a scarf?”

“The halo of poinsettias isn’t enough?”

“This is important. It’s our first Christmas card together. These are a big deal in my family. It needs to be absolutely perfect.”

Adrien chuckled. “You know this is going to be perfect no matter what, right?”

Nino sighed. “I’m being a little ridiculous.”

“You are,” Adrien nodded. “But I kinda like it.”

Nino leaned down for a kiss and Adrien happily took it.

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Nathalie opened the bright green envelope with a soft smile and slid the Christmas card out. Nino and Adrien grinned up at her from the photo card, decked in handmade Christmas sweaters and scarves. Nino wore a pointed green elf hat and a crown of poinsettias was perched on Adrien’s head. 

She found the same envelope further down in the pile with Gabriel’s name printed in neat type. She put it on the top of the stack in his inbox.

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Marinette put her copy of the Christmas card on the apartment fridge, using one of Chloe’s gilded magnetic frames to display it in style. Alya demanded her own copy to take to work and another green envelope arrived in the post days later.

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“It did turn out pretty great, huh?” Adrien leaned back against Nino’s chest, watching their Christmas card photo appear in the digital photo frame on the coffee table.

“It’s absolutely perfect,” Nino sighed happily, kissing his head.

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“How do you live like this?” Adrininette

Today’s drabble is dedicated to the beautiful @chatchevalier BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THAT IS A TRAVESTY. Here’s wishing you the happiest day and only the best things, sweets! <3

“How do you live like this?” Nino grimaced, glancing around the messy apartment.

“Well, we stay a little busy saving Paris and all. And we both have full time jobs on top of that.” Marinette tried straightening a stack of fashion magazines but gave up when the tower slid off the coffee table. “And it’s not so much dirty as it is messy.”

“I’m not sure that’s better.”

“Of course it is,” Adrien argued. “At least we don’t have old food lying around.”

“I think you guys might be hoarders.”

“We’re not hoarders; we just haven’t had a chance to clean out in a while. But you moving in is just the motivation we need!”

“Uh-huh.”

“And you’re really good at all the cleaning stuff so I’m sure you’ll be able to keep us in check,” Adrien added.

“So what I’m hearing is that you’re only dating me so I can be your live-in maid,” Nino replied dryly.

“Ooo, we should definitely get him one of those little black dresses,” Adrien teased.

“And a fluffy feather duster,” Marinette winked.

“Ha ha.” Nino shook his head. “Okay, before I move anything over here, we’ve got to get some of this cleaned out. Where are your trash bags?”

Marinette winced. “We ran out and I keep forgetting to grab more at the store. It’s always closed by the time I get off work!”

“And I just forget,” Adrien shrugged.

“How have you two survived without me?”

“Superpowers?”

“It’s a good thing you’re both pretty.”

“Meowch.”

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“See? Doesn’t this feel better?” Nino leaned back against the couch cushions and Marinette curled into his side with a contented hum.

“Everything looks so nice.”

“Nino takes such good care of us,” Adrien agreed, dropping down to Nino’s other side and resting his head on his boyfriend’s shoulder.

Nino kissed the top of each of their heads in turn with a fond smile. “Someone has to. I may as well be the lucky one.”

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“Who did this? Who hurt you?” Chloe and Adrien friendship (Chloe being protective of Adrien maybe?)

“Who did this?” Chloe demanded. “Who hurt you?”

Adrien chuckled softly, wiping at his eyes. “Hey, Chlo. I didn’t know you were coming over.”

“I got bored and you’re cute. Answer the question, Adrien.”

“Which one?”

“Adrien Perfection Agreste, stop dodging my concern. What’s going on?” Chloe sat down on the couch beside him. “You never cry. Something bad happened.”

“I’m not crying,” he argued. “It’s just allergies, and nothing happened, I promise.”

“So you’re crying for fun?”

Adrien rolled his eyes and sniffled. “It’s just girl problems. I don’t want to talk about it.”

“If this is about Marinette Dupain-Cheng?” Chloe sneered.

Adrien blinked in surprise. “Marinette? Why would I be upset about Marinette?”

Chloe narrowed her eyes. “Are you serious?” She studied his face and huffed. “You’re dumber than I thought.”

Adrien frowned and stood, moving towards his bathroom. “I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean.”

“Of course you aren’t,” Chloe sighed. “Okay, then who is the girl?”

“I can’t tell you that,” he called from the bathroom before blowing his nose. 

“Do I know her?”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I guess I could go through the school but no one there is really good enough for you, except me, of course.” She batted her eyelashes at him when he reappeared and he grinned at her.

“Of course.”

“It better not be some model bimbo.”

“Models are not bimbos, Chlo. That’s rude.”

“But true.”

“No.”

“Fine,” she huffed. “Well, it can’t be Ladybug because you know I have dibs.”

Adrien laughed as he sunk back down on the couch. “You can’t call dibs on her.”

“Why not?”

“You just can’t! Besides, I spent a lot of time with her this week because of that akuma so if anyone deserves dibs, it’s me.” 

“Dibs isn’t about deserving, Adrikins,” Chloe waved a hand. “And big deal. She saves me from akumas like every single week.”

“I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that–”

“Hush. Wait, are you really upset about Ladybug?”

He shrugged. “I know it’s dumb.”

She nudged his shoulder with hers. “Fine, we can share her.”

He grinned. “You would really do that for me?”

“You’re my oldest friend. You can have her this week and I’ll have her next week. Besides, I’m, like, eighty-seven percent sure she’s gay.”

Adrien laughed, putting his arm around her shoulders. “I don’t know. She looked pretty chummy with Chat Noir on TV the other night.”

“Fine, she can be bi.”

“That’s better.” He turned his face so he could kiss the top of her head. “Thanks for cheering me up, Chloe. You can be sweet when you want to be.”

“Don’t go spreading it around, Adrikins. I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about me.”

“That would just be the worst.”

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