The Penguin-Porcupine War of 2015
Oh, dear porcupine with your long quills and grizzled appearance and four feet and fuzzy face and hunger for all that is green and fresh, I am but a mere penguin outcast who is exiled and bi-pedaled and wishes to join in your porcupine ways.
But, alas, being a penguin, I can never be a porcupine. Thus, employing our unique and deadly and destructive and apocalyptic penguin technology, we will annihilate every last porcupine. Your societies and communities and families and friends and children will become extinct by the wings of the elite and un-empathetic and sociopathic penguin military. You will all die painful and miserable and terrible deaths.
You cannot escape. You cannot run. Your way of life will end. Make your time.