Mike Teavee 05
So this is the "Essay" i half-joked about in my previous post. It started as "Why Mike Should've Been Heir" and warped into "Mike Was Robbed of a Happy Life" somewhere near halfway through lmao. It's pretty long so I'll just link to the google doc I wrote below I have a lot of feelings towards Mike and I guess this is the results https://docs.google.com/document/d/19fwswBPDIcBzbivXmfSL9s4AW3rwaIFYqBOqqRJ9DFc/edit?usp=sharing I have a few @'s in there because I was going to post it below under a read more but i decided against it due to post length being insan. Also note: I bash on Wonka quite a bit but this is in no way meant to bash Johnny "D*pl" for how he played Wonka, or meant to disuade anyone from liking him because it does come off that way in a few parts
