#catcf augustus

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I got bored, so I decided to watch Catcf 2005 on mute and fill in the dialogue. Charlie and his family are still as wholesome as ever, but they are planning revenge on Wonka, Veruca and her family are their rivals, Violet is Chalie's bodyguard hired for the tour (Her mom doesn't know and just thinks she's very imaginative), Mike is a revenge fanatic more than happy to help out the Buckets, and Agustus is just Agustus.

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I was always upset with the fact that Augustus was considered one of the “rotten” children. Veruca, Mike, and Violet all had nasty attitudes and bad habits. Augustus was just fat. Sure you could say he was glutinous or greedy but he really didn’t do anything wrong. I think the 2005 movie actually gave him more of a reason to be called “rotten” since he offered Charlie chocolate and then got snarky with him. The boy just liked to eat. That’s not a bad thing.

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Agustus seems pretty chill and will listen to classical music around his parents but when he's alone he'll listen to German Rock. (The only band I can think is Pisse srry I'm not that well versed lol)

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I like to think that Mike, Augustus and Violet became close friends if they ever made it out. Group therapy bonding for all the trauma of the factory

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One of Augustus's favorite childhood stories was "The Tale of Kaspar and the Soup" by Heinrich Hoffmann, and after he saw CatDefender's retelling of the story on DeviantArt, he began to like it even more.

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What if Augustus was a cannibal and Mike was a serial killer? They could work together with Augustus…hiding the evidence.

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Augustus is in actuality a cinnamon roll so mike as his best friend is deadly protective of him to the point where even if you accidentally bump into Auggie, Mike will stab you.

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I feel like Augustus would turn himself into a blueberry just so Violet wasn’t alone and had someone else who understood her.