#catch this queue!

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Kidnapper: we have your son

Minki: I don’t have a son??

Kidnapper: then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwiches?

Minki: dear god, they have jonghyun

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Dance instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?

Aron, hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back: There’s been a misunderstanding

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Aron: ugh, I hurt my finger

Minki: I’ll kiss it to make it better!

Aron: what

Minki: my mom always did this for me whenever I got hurt, it works like a charm!

Aron:

Aron: I see...

[later]

Aron: Baekho, I’m gonna need you to punch me in the face

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Baekho: guys, we're out of candy

Jonghyun: what? already? there's only been like three kids?!

Baekho: I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

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[first day as bartender]

Minki: piña colada please

Minhyun: ok

Minki: can you make it virgin?

Minhyun, holding back tears: yes I know how to make it

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Jonghyun: I’m upset

Minki: I’m afraid to ask why

Jonghyun: bats eat spiders. what if batman comes into contact with spiderman? will spiderman be okay??

Minki:

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Aron, stumbling back into the dorms: hey

Minhyun: I can’t believe how drunk you are!

Aron: I am NOT drunk

Minhyun: yes you are!!

Aron: I am NOT fucking drunk

Minhyun: ... can you tell the time?

Aron, turning to the clock on the wall: I am NOT fucking drunk!

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Minki: babe, do the thing!

Jonghyun: *smiles genuinely*

Minki, breathless: oh my god...