#catchconfessional

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Cassie Germaine probably pisses that other reader off because of A. how rude she is or B. she secretly hates women and is a man in disguise trying to throw feminism off by decades. Option A, probably.

Where do we start?

A) She’s rude as fuck but so is every female vampire in Sumner

B) You have a poor grasp on how feminism works

[sumnernewspaper-blog]

I think Perl should get a hard slap on the bottom instead

Listen, confession isn’t about getting punishments that you’re going to ENJOY.