gueess whatt?!!!!! shikatema (wait are you still doing this
Who’s the messiest one: mmmm neither! temari’s the most organized person in the world and although shikamaru’s lazy having a messy place is troublesome for him
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: temari probably? it’s not like she doesn’t like it but shikamaru is such a lazy piece of shit so when he holds her hand or smth she gets really confused at first but then she starts to smile. so basically she’s not uncomfortable about pda she just doesn’t expect it haha
Who’s the funniest drunk: temari can outdrink anyone so NO ONE KNOWS what she’s like when she’s drunk (same w/ hinata) and shikamaru starts getting really sobby and sad and he apologizes to all the women he’s ever criticized he’s just a scared lil deer please forgive him wehhhh
Who texts the most: lmao neither temari usually just makes business calls and after work she makes a call to shika to find somewhere to eat later on. shikamaru doesn’t really text nor call he’s literally that guy who after every text replies with “k”
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: temari doesn’t listen to music often but when she does she listens to movie soundtracks and sometimes classic rock. shikamaru tried to listen to hip hop once but he listened to all the wrong guys (macklemore) ino had to stop him
Who reads the most: hrmmm…… temari reads a ton of mission reports and work stuff…. and shikamaru probably reads a big ass epic once a month…. who knows!!
Who’s better with kids: all the kids are a bit scared of temari but they think she’s SO COOL (me) (i’m talking about me). kids treat shikamaru as if he was one of them….. i think they both have their methods and they’re both pretty good with kids! (shikamaru’s better w/ kids a lil more bc if someone disrespected temari she’d beat them up remember konohamaru)
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: temari no doubt (but i don’t think either of them would break anything in the first place)
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: they don’t really have any weird hobbies - shikamaru stares at clouds and takes naps and temari appreciates flowers and does some origami
Who cooks and who cleans up: lmao neither they’re both really bad w/ housework they just go out to eat and neither are messy so it’s all good (but shikamaru def does the laundry bc he stays at home more)
