#catgamesh

[aurivore]

"While you continue to indulge your other 'masters', remember one thing, gilganeko. I was the original. P.S. I would never grail you because I only play the hit type moon mobile game 'fate grand order' with 1* units to piss people off."

    “Hoh. Watch your tongue, Kirei, for one might construe the cadence of your tone for jealousy. Not that I can blame you for possessing such feelings.” 

   A self-satisfied rumble escapes his throat like smooth eau de vie, tapping a fine claw upon marble. “So you would refuse to bestow me my rightful offerings not out of choice, but obligation towards the arbitrarily self-imposed shackles with which you have chosen to fetter yourself. How utterly pitiful, yet typical for your dismal caliber.”

[aurivore]

wow you’re a cat! hey, have you ever heard of Nyan cat…

    That name is meaningless to my ears. I know all that ought to be known. If I recall not of it, then that means they are hardly worthy of being remembered at all.

[aurivore]

Oh, goodness. This was a sight to behold. She's trying to not crack a smile, but unfortunately, the angel's failing at that. At least Sertoria has the courtesy to politely cover her mouth with her hand. "My apologies—I just—" Give her a moment to compose herself. "Just how did this happen? Of course, this does not detract from your greatness any, my friend." Have a genuine smile from the archangel, Gilgameš.

    “It is naught but a passing whim, lamma. Consider it a matter of indulgence, for I am never one to deny myself of the pleasures of the world.”

    Flicking his long, golden tail, Gilgameš’s sharp teeth brandish like opulent pearls from the corner of his lips. “You are wise to to recognize the permanence of my majesty; no manner of change in form nor structure can diminish my kingliness, or the irrefutability of my dominion.”

      “Besides,” he croons, “Felines are among the most regal fauna of the Animal Kingdom. Though I doubtless reign at the apex of all heights, they are quite suitable to lie beside the foot of my throne.”

[aurivore]

@celestialter​ replied: "Are you going to purr for me after kitty kitty?"

Unsheathes his claws.

“Are you going to scream after I tear your skin to shreds?”

[aurivore]

Explain yourself, Gilgamesh. Why are you suddenly ...part feline? Just know I have no intention of buying a litterbox. There's no room for one in the church (lies) so you'll have to go outside.

“I have no obligation toward you. I will explain nothing.”

     “There there is no law of checks and balances here, for I am the law. I choose you to serve me for all your remaining years, a boon far greater than any that God of yours can bestow.” Gilgameš’s ears perk at the priest’s last statement, and he does naught but wave his hand dismissively.

     “No room? Nonsense. All of yours are now mine. Worry not, I’ll permit your inferior presence to reside in the apse.”

[aurivore]

"....Pspspspspsp, kitty kitty." Where did she get the cat toy-

Pushes all of her glassware off the edge of every surface imaginable. 

“Don’t just stand there, clean it. Need I remind you who the ruler of this household is?”