Romanticising being a Catherinette
August 10th, If I am still single, do not call me single, lonely, spinster, old maid... absolutely not, I wish to be a Catherinette, feels very glamorous
November 25th, If I am still single I plan to celebrate St.Catherines day a holiday in which any unmarried women is to construct an elaborate hat and attend a ball. This applies to women who are spinsters over the age of 25 years old (' if you are single and over 25, you are not single you are unmarried')
The holiday to me bares resemblance to an Australian 'holiday' Melbourne Cup day in which mostly groups of young, upper middle, upper class single people dress up and go to the races.
If you ever attend such an event I can guarantee that you will find yourself surrounded by flocks of young single women dressed very prettily and wearing Fascinators which are 'elaborately constructed hats' essentially.
I personally think I would prefer a Medevil time ball instead of watching drunk men bet on horses who run around in circles, but hey thats just me.
So thank you Catherine of Alexandria for being the patron saint of single women, giving us reasons to dress up, wear hats, get drunk and dance with our sisters, Bless.