#catholic brainrot

[tooturtly]

We as a society took a step back when we stopped depicting St Catherine of Alexandria with a sword. Nowadays it’s all about the wheel. But the medieval artists knew what was up. Give her a big ass executioners sword. Let her hold the two objects of her torture and execution. Let her be a sword lady godamnit!

[mintcakeart]

the venn diagram of recovered catholic school kids who wanted to choose their confirmation name after joan of arc and unholyverse readers is a circle

fun fact i was an altar boy until i was twelve before i passed out in front of the whole church and quit bc a lady said i must be ungodly. so. some free jam lore for u

[man-bear-thing]

Just told my folks that I’m getting a new tattoo tomorrow and was met with the expected disdain and bemoaning from them. Mum said “you’re defiling your body” and all that usual nonsense. However, I wasn’t expecting her to say “I don’t want you turning into one of those…purple haired things I see on YouTube”

Bitch what??? Where are these people haired people, they sound cool and sexy as fuck 😳