Exit, Pursued By A Beartic

He/They• transmasc • I shiny hunt a lot in Pokémon • currently on that Polytrix brainrot and I will not apologize • ask me about shiny hunting I know way too much and no one lets me infodump

[kosmogrl]

[3hkowalski]

I MUST PURIFY OFF!AU just for fun

Caine ->Judge, Jax->zacharie, ragatha->Sugar

I've been so addicted to Pepper Steak lately that I've had it on loop for the 100th time while drawing this

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[only-alter-idem]

oh gideon nav is the lesbian of ALL TIME. she’ll explain how hot every woman she meets is and how their eyes seem to pin her down and how a blush runs up to her cheeks whenever they look at her and she can’t say no to them

and then at the end of the paragraph she’ll be like “oh and some sort of man was also present. he was a little bitch.”

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hagiomoto]

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a condom

[beardedmrbean]

[inveigler81]

I know this is super self-indulgent, given I _just_ posted these individually, but I liked seeing them together as a set.

I wonder if they'd argue about who's issue sold better.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I have a horrible confession to make

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I don't know which one is Dan and which one is Phil 😔

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[man-bear-thing]

Where can I find a maga paypig to send me money I need cash and y’all need a bully

[kdinjenzen]

12 years ago I made a vine that went viral on social media with my then 1 year old cat… and after many requests over the years, it's time to do a follow up!

So here we are! Yama the cat and Kdin the human 12 years later. Yama is still the same, and I've uh… changed a lot!

[kdinjenzen]

To answer some questions in the reblogs...

YES! That was me 12 years ago, I made this vine along with the Luigi-Board Vine, and a few others that went around quite a bit.

YES! It is the same cat! He was 1 year old in the original vine and he's 13 years old now! He's super healthy, very active for his age, and loves to cuddle.

YES! My boobs are natural, 9 years of Estrogen and 8 years of Progesterone will do that to ya~

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children