The Cats of the Port Townsend Wharf Association demand better conditions!
“Keep an eye on this one.”
Sure, easy enough for the Cat King to say.
But these guys walk through walls!
And do you see the Cat King climbing a tree in the middle of “the worst storm in a century” just so he can keep an eye on someone who keeps popping upstairs? (And downstairs, and upstairs, and then he climbs into the freaking attic!?)
We demand overtime! We demand hazard pay!
We demand access to the good tinned fish — We’re not talking about that cheap, common light tuna, here. We’re talking smoked salmon. We’re talking trout. We’re talking that fancy imported stuff.
What do we want? Kippered herring!
When do we want it? Meow!
[Mandatory disclaimer: tinned fish may not be appropriate for your feline diet. Seek veterinary advice and Please Feed Responsibly.]