#catposting

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[skippyisntfunny]

[amygdalae]

these gormless fools....I will be baking them into a pie tonight

[danatron1]

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[msburgundy]

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

[byjove]

positive affirmations to say to your cat to build their self-esteem:

thank you for letting me live in your house with you

you are the creature

all rodents and insects quake in fright at the sound of your footsteps

you always choose the correct time to bite my feet

your choices in drinking water sources are wise and healthy

you are the best at playing toys

you are an indoor cat only because I fear the havoc you would create out in the world

the vet fears you more than you fear her

[chonkes]