#catpricious

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catpricious said: LITERALLY ME

omfg bae i ordered 2 fuckin chlamydia test kits online b/c i was like I CAN’T ASK THE DOCTOR SHE ALREADY HATES ME ENOUGH

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dear bestfriend

This one is gonna have like 3

Dear best friend,

I’m so proud of how far you’ve come. You’re growing into such a strong woman, even if it doesn’t feel like it. I miss you when I go away, even when I’m working. I cry when I think you’re mad at me, because your approval is like my main source of happiness. I want to give you the world, and the body you deserve. I like that I can be a dick around you and you still love me and laugh at my horrible sense of humour. 

You’re so beautiful, and you just don’t know how beautiful. Spoiler: you’re the prettiest. I wanna buy you everything tbh. Every time I see something you might like, I’m like OH NO b/c I know I’m about to waste money. I’m sorry I injure you b/c of my fuckin unstoppable desire to eradicate spots, I wish I could ignore it tbh.

Thank you for letting me play drogon oge on ur laptopamabob, and always getting my fat lazy ass food, even when I’m closer. I’m sorry I hate that kit, and I’m sorry for being a bum.

Luv dis lil pickoo,

Big pix [insert trash bee jumping for joy sticker]

Dear best friend

Tbh we’re both terrible and that’s what makes us great. I still cry with laughter over jokes we made last year and omg the girl that looks like Mr Burns. I can’t believe the shit you let me get away with saying. 

In all seriousness tho, no one has ever gotten me the way you do. We are one and the same, and vkl will probs go crazy one day b/c of us. I’m super proud of how far you’ve come in such a short amount of time. I’m sorry wank eds have ruled your life, and assholes make you feel shitty. I wanna hit them in the face with my tesco hand scanner. They can fuck right off. Literally, dysmorphia can fuck right off too, b/c you’re gorgeous. You are like a sparkly foxy sweet chilli chicken pizza, even tho u think ur an aubergine. When I get paid, we’re gonna get right bevved up and eat tons of rominos and laugh at people’s shit lives.

How do you put up with my whining???? All I do is cry about shit and get pissed off at actors for being soggy lettuces on stage. You’re always there for me, and I do try to do the same for you even tho I’m useless at replying. Plus you’ve never told anyone about pretty dumb nerd boy, amen.

Ah bae, who else would watch endless jezza, catchphrase and documentaries about fat people with me? I need someone who accepts how awful I am at being a politically correct human. Like seriously, some of the stuff I say is sending me to hell and you haven’t punched me for it. You always laugh at it.

Ily bae, and I’ll see u in a few hours for some bitching.

lmao don’t tell anyone but ur the best performer at the space 

GOLDEN REED,

fhj xxxx

Dear best friend,

It feels like I haven’t seen you in forever. I miss you soooo much.

I was playing DA2 yesterday and I was like “what is that gherkin doing rn?” It’s so weird not seeing you every week and having our little bitching sessions. I miss sharing headcanons with you and dying over Fenris together. 

I really hope you’re doing okay, and I’m so sorry I haven’t been in touch. It’s been work, work, Sweeney, Sweeney, work, work, work, lately, and I seem to never have the time to talk to anyone. I’m v worried about you b/c I know things weren’t absolutely top notch when I last saw you. If you need to rant or get away, let me know. Don’t forget, we agreed to make a day that we saw each other on every week and we haven’t done that yet.

You need to know that you’re wonderful. Things may seem pretty shitty sometimes, and it might feel like you’re stuck, but I’m going to do everything I can to swoop you out and help you get on your feet. We agreed to go to Europe together, so we definitely will! You’re a star, and things will DEFINITELT get better for you, I promise! I wont let you be hidden from the world, you beautiful little sunflower. And just a reminder, your forehead is not huge and your nose is adorable. I’d kill to look like you. 

We need to meet up soon for a greg’s pasty and a costa, so we can have a good laugh, because there isn’t enough quality comedy like the Darth Vader incident in my life anymore.

I’m with you ‘till the end of the line, pal.

Bucky xx

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ooh this sounds cool bae hi

oops sorry bae, only just saw this

Alligator - Tegan and Sara

Intermission - Scissor Sisters

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Don’t Ever - August Moon

These Things - She wants revenge

Sensitive, it’s true, alligator tears, cried over you,

When you’re standing on the side of a hill, feeling like your day may be done

I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad

Think you’ve cracked the formula

There’s nothing to see here, people, keep moving on.

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catpricious said: ur so cute omg

thank u my cute lil foxy 

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I was tagged by marrond

Rules: Answer the questions & tag at least 10 people.

Name: felix Nickname: bucky, felele, bunny Birthday: december 1st Gender: ???? female maybe???? Sexuality: pansexual Height: 5’8 Time zone: GMT What time and date is it there: sunday, september 21st, 6:17pm Average hours of sleep: 4 or 5 on week days OTPs: sam/gabe, bobby/ellen, philip/amy, kieren/simon First word to come to mind: roosterteeth Last thing I said to my family: 'lesbians please' to my brother One place that makes me happy and why: theatres. they calm me down so much, i'll just sit on a stage doing nothing and it helps How many blankets do I sleep under: 1 duvet Favourite beverage: dr pepper The last movie I watched in cinema was: x-men dofp Three things I can’t live without: cas, my ps2, my toy cow Something I plan on learning: how to sew properly A piece of advice for your followers: please take care of yourself even if you don't feel like it's worth it. life might seem shit, but if you take care of yourself it gets so much easier to be alive and you'll get happier doing it b/c your body it happy too My blog(s): this is the only one i use You have to listen to this song: hello, i love you - adore delano

i tag: hungrycasterpillar, catpricious, inspiredcinnamons, nicodiangelo18, composewithcolour, sophieturher, teddylupjn, pasdedalek, tuesdaysinhell, sarcastictrashcan (obvs don't feel pressured to do it u guys)

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I was tagged by sophieturher, thank you! xx

1. What’s your name?

felix

2. What’s your URL?

buckybbrnes

3. What’s your blog’s name?

captain rum

4. Have a crush?

yeah

5. What’s your favorite color?

green

6. WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS

COCKERELS IN THIGH HIGH BOOTS

7. Got a favorite band/singer?

madness

8. Favorite number?

20

9. Favorite drink?

cokefloat

10. Tag 10 other people

catpricious, pasdedalek, inspiredcinnamons, nicodiangelo18, armistjacks, sarcastictrashcan, marrond, cyanidemonster, cainsbeard, hornylordy

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catpricious said: you look super chillisauce thank u for being fabulous andfkalso keeping me safe (and SUSHI Free() xxxx

thank u lil foxy fox!! and also thank u for bein a fab drunk and bein rad in general (next time you have sushi we're gonna cry with laughter i swear) xxxx

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catpricious said: wooo thats amazing u go fhj !! xx

thank u bkl!! xx