#catsarenotrebels

[lord-superman]

Now that I know for sure it's over... stay out of my bed, and my husband's pants, chrome-plated trigger-happy super laser. Go cheat with that secret toy you have in Antarctica. He's mine.

@catsarenotrebels

Your marriage is no concern of mine now, Selina, and your claim on him is noted. I have no intention of returning to your bed or your husband’s. But if you mean to speak to me at all, I would advise against dressing jealousy up as wit. It rarely improves either.

[lord-superman]

"Missing something, lord faarquad?"

The cat laughs, dangling one of his specialized collars off a finger, and then disappears into the rafters.

@catsarenotrebels

A slow breath left him through his nose as he looked at the empty rafters. “Very clever.” There was no admiration in it, only irritation honed thin. “I do wonder how long you expect a stolen trophy to remain amusing once I decide I want it back.” His eyes flicked upward, red beginning to simmer. “Run quickly.”