How to tell if your cat is on acid, in three easy steps.
If your cat looks like the cat above, it’s a sure sign he is definitely starting to get the initial willies of an intense trip. PROTIP: Gently remind him he’s taken a powerful drug and ask if he needs you to ‘hold the space’ for him.
If you find your cat looking like the cat above, you should hang back and see if you might be needed for Bummer Squad Duty in a little while.
If your cat appears like the cat above, he will probably not even see you, which is for the best. He is not in any danger, but has reached a level of consciousness that your puny mind cannot even comprehend. How dare you think you have ANYTHING to OFFER him. Back away slowly in awe. Drink some juice. Go lay down. You’ll be ok in a few hours.
