Since so many of ya’ll liked it’s time for ✨Qcard✨ (fluff- I’ll do smut after I do Spirk)
Ok enjoy.
“Will for the last time Enemies to Lovers wouldn’t work out.” “Yes it would!!!” Riker yelled stubbornly. “Did he read Enemies to lovers again?” Troi asked Picard. “Yep- I’ll be in my Ready room if needed.” Picard said.
Jean-luc Picard yawned. “An utterly tiring last few days I must say myself” the Captain mutters under his breathe exhausted from the previous events. He was on Liro III trying to solve a problem between the Litorians a mixed species of Bajorans and Romulans they were in a dispute with the Ferengi for some reason, the Ferengi refuse to step down from the argument and Picard spent 3 days settling it. He was exhausted. Picard entered his ready room. “Computer, Early Grey tea hot.” Picard spoke to the computer, he grabbed his cup of tea sat down at his desk and read the reports shortly he heard his door chime. “Enter.” The captain said. Riker rushed in and explained “Captain! The borg appeared out of nowhere and are firing on Liro III!!” Riker yelled in hurry. Picard stood up quickly “Go to red alert and arm Photon Torpedoes.” The captain ordered putting down his report and tea as soon as Riker left he entered the bridge quickly with his shoulders up and tucking his uniform down. “Report.” He ordered. “Captain our shields are up and ready Photon Torpedoes are prepared to be fired sir.” Worf explained
“Make it so Mr. Worf.” The captain said stiffly, right after Worf fired the photon torpedoes on the Borg cube alarming the borg that federation ships were around the quadrant. “Captain, I’m sensing an unusually life form aboard the Enterprise I can’t quite understand who it is and their emotions..” Counselor Troi explained confused. There was a flash on the bridge. “Mon Capitaine!” Q said abruptly. “Q! What is your business here?!” Picard asked demanding answers. “Must I need reasons to see my old Capitaine?~” Q asked hand on his hip. “Q! Did you bring the borg into this quadrant?!” Picard asked. “Maybeeee. So what? That planet carries disgusting, eye burning creatures.” Q said disgusted “Q STOP THIS NOW!” The captain said in a demanding voice. “Fine, Fine your no fun Picard” Q said snapping his fingers making the Borg disappear. Everybody sighed in relief and Picard rushed to his ready room, Q followed behind.
“Q must you always show up aboard my ship in all the most life threatening times?” Picard asked grabbing his tea making sure it’s not cold and continuing to check the reports. “Well Jean-Luc.” Q said laying on his side on the couch. “I shouldn’t need a reason to pay my old capitaine a visit! How rude of you to think I! Me give you a reason to visit you should be blessed.!” Q said exaggerating the I. Picard gave him a single glance before muttering a “Of course..” he continued to read the reports and then the reports disappeared in a mil-a second. “Jean-luc I’m desperate for your undivided attention!” Q said dramatically leaning on Picard’s desk. “Q if you have something to ask- ask me now.” “Jean-luc what is gay?” Q asked “Well Q, Gay is basically taking interests in men.” Picard explained. “So are you Gay?” Q asked the French captain. Picard froze, ‘Did- Did data tell him??’ Picard thought. “Most certainly Jean-luc!” Q answered. “Q!- Quit reading my-“ He was cut off by Q kissing him, Picard melted into it and wrapped his arms around Q’s neck.
“So Jean-luc you do take interest in me does that mean you are gay?~~” Q teases. “Q, I- yes yes it does mean I’m gay.” Picard responds back. A small smile appeared on both of your faces. A decent one. Maybe Enemies to lovers was real. “Woooahh.” Wesley crusher interrupted. Picard quickly let go off Q. “U-uhm Ensign what do you need?-“ Picard said “Ma-Maybe I shouldn’t be here..” Wesley says nervously. Q smirks. “No worries me and my future husband just making out” Q said proudly. Wesley ran out the room to tell everybody. (they looked like this)
“You are absurd Q, also did you say future husband??” Picard asked confused. “Yes Jean-luc, future husband it’ll happen soon believe or not.” He said smirking. “I believe you Q just- don’t rush it if we do we’ll be 15 steps ahead.” Picard said. “Isn’t that good Jean-luc?” Q asked “To humans no, Q’s maybe.” Picard corrected.. “Ape brains am I right?” Q muttered “Q! I’M ON THE VERGE OF-“ Picard yelled. Everybody on the bridge was giggly except data and Worf bcuz baby data is Android and Worf always angy :(
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