Five in the morning bf' s phone starts going off since he forgot to turn off his alarms.
Me: Babe. *shakes his shoulder*
Him: Two bags of vegetable.
Me: Babe your phone.
Him: TwO FUCKING bAgS Of VeGeTaBles!!!!
Me: That's not what I... Babe your alarm....
Him: *Angrily turn his alarm off* Two bags babe!
Me: *Confused on how he can talk about this AND do what I asked* Love I did'nt...
Him: Two bags of vegetables in the pot in the garage... Or cave... or where ever you're at...
Me: What kind of dream are you having?!?!
Him: I' m sorry ok?!?!?! *really upset now* I can't explain the thing to you properly!!!
Me: Ok love... just... ok...
Him: *starts snoring*
Me: Hey babe... Hand me my phone?
Him: *grabs at the bed side table and hands me his phone*
Me: Uhm... Thanks babe but put this back and hand me MY phone please?
Him: *angerly grabs phone from my hand and puts it back, then grabs mine and shoves it towards me*
Me: *Starts typing this up so I would be able to remember it*
*his phone starts going off again*
Me: ... Love hand me your phone...
Him: Why?!
Me: So I can turn your alarms off.
Him: I've got it. *grabs his phone*
Me: *watches his screen closely, having been through this before.*
Him: *opens the clock and goes to his alarm list. Taps the screen and ends up turning an alarm ON. Then closes the clock out and turns off the screen.*
Me: Ok love. Now can I try?
Him: Why?!
Me: Because I wanna check.
Him: *Grumbles but hands me the phone* I turned them off.
Me: Sure babe. I'm just going to turn off 1...2...3...4...5... more. *Hands him back both phones*
Him: *tosses them back into the bed side table and starts snoring again*
