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@cavebees IS GOING TO MICROWAVE HELL FOR BEING COUNCILBLR'S DAD ????? AND A NIKLAUS KINNIE ????????

@cavebees is being sent to SuperHell for gay cr- wait... no... @cavebees is being microwaved for gay crimes! As requested by an anon!

coup :)

We are not a government. We are literally just scientists.

hm i wonder if theres gonna be any sales on non goopy new microwaves this black friday you guys should look

Likely so, but, once again, Object #602711 is irreplaceable.

@cavebees is being microwaved again because it's funny! As requested by anon!

microwave smelled bad get a better microwave

We cannot replace Object #602711

for the headcanon thing this is so wild but i feel like you dont eat a lot of fruit

i try to eat a lot but we live in a food desert so its hard to get to a proper grocery store :(((

if i get microwaved one more time im going to attack someone

The microwaving is largely up to the subjects themselves. We are really only here to watch and comply with what you deem "microwavable".

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