COUNCILBLR MICROWAVE

Run by DPT OF UNUSUAL SCIENCES AT ███████ REQUESTS OPEN [Subjects Already Tested]

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microwave. or i will make radioactive popcorn again

MICROWAVE

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I wish to be microowaved please

Microwav

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Microwave

migcorwve?

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Can I be microwaved

wahgt?

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dude I just found your account and is it actually just things in microwaves

keep doing your thing

That is our job, yes. We do just put things in microwaves.

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You should microwave br'aad again it would be funny

Br'aad Vengolor is being microwaved for the third time!

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microwave the live slug reaction slug

Klaud the Gay Slug from Star Wars is being microwaved!

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can we send the microwave into superhell

After discussing it with our peers over in the RotS (Research of the Supernatural) department, we've been permitted to send the microwave into Superhell very briefly, and have it retrieved. Nothing new has come from it. It is still a microwave.

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@schlanscube is being microwaved for saying offslime isn't normal!

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if i get microwaved one more time im going to attack someone

The microwaving is largely up to the subjects themselves. We are really only here to watch and comply with what you deem "microwavable".

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sends tokencishetchip to the microwave bc they need to get warm n toasty :[ don’t radiate them toooo hard!!!!!!

[ID: an open microwave with tokencishetchip's PFP inside. Tokencishetchips' pfp is a basic blob-like shape with a net over its head

@tokencishetchip is being microwaved again!

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your back!!! hi guys how’s it gloopin *radiates you*

We are in fact back!

After the explosion in C_A2 the facility wasn't keen on letting us back into any of our research any time soon, which sucks because we had just gotten our funding reinstated. If Dr. Scott and Miller hadn't been nearly so lenient about that intern, Object #602693 would not have exploded and killed Harris, not to mention that it put the entire institute on lock-down for two months until cleanup had handled it, with no removals for objects or subjects allowed. A real hot mess if you ask me.

Radiates you back, Subject 15999, I guess. Whatever that may mean.

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can u put Charlie slimecicle in the microwave on defrost with the door open

[ID: An open microwave with Slimecicle in it. Slimecicle is a white man with glasses and brown hair wearing a green shirt with a red kazoo on it. The image is extremely deep fried /ID end]

Slimecicle from Youtube is being microwaved again! That does not look healthy!

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microwave br'aad and niklaus. separately though

[ID: An open microwave with Br'aad Vengolor inside of it. Br'aad is a white blonde elf with a cyan shirt, blue pants, a red cape, and a green sash behind him, he is casting a spell and the entire image is deep fried /ID end]

[ID: An open microwave with Niklaus Hendrix from the chest up inside of it. Niklaus is a dark purple tielfling with long darker purple hair and horns. He has golden jewlery a is wearing a loose red velvet robe. /ID end]

Br'aad Vengolor is being microwaved for the second time and Niklaus Hendrix for the first!

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microwave @kai-meme for having a genuine obsession with nagito

[ID: a microwave with kai-meme's PFP (light green-blue person wearing a darker green-blue sweater with medium length hair of the same color and bright white eyes) inside of it /ID end]

@kai-meme is being microwaved!

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Microwave me for making a councilblr Discord lore dating sim pls

[ID: an open microwave with pennydoesstuff's PFP (A photo of a white, orange, and black bird sitting on a branch with bell-shaped bright pink flowers) inside. /ID end]

@pennydoesstuff is being microwaved!

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microwave isaacsnfld/threat

ISAACSNFLD is currently in solitary confinement. All Councilblr members currently in solitary confinement are looking to be released this Monday, as they seemed to have stabilized post the explosion in C_A2 that caused the break in our research.