Okay but please
"So you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom"
I need to know how that played out, Geralt is already so reserved and snappy- it had to be like pulling teeth to let Jaskier help him
What kinda injury was it anyway 😭 I always just assumed he just got road rash from being tossed by a monster, the poor witcher
Not to mention, what was the catalyst to Jaskier helping him in the bath- Netflix Geralt is so guarded in every sense of the term, he must've really jacked up his hair or something
I like to think it was either, Monster Vicera caked into his hair or he got a rlly bad injury on his back/arms and couldn't wash properly and Jaskie stepped in to help
Geralts obviously cool w/ the bath part now, I wonder how long that took
And another thing, in fics people always write their Bathing Scenes(tm) as really soft and slow, sometimes there's a massage thrown in, a lot of "tension seeping out"
But I do kinda love how in the show ver, it's Jaskier dumping a bucket over his head and then venting about his problems
Two sides of the "Old Married Couple" coin
PLEASE USE THIS POST TO RAMBLE AND DROP UR THEORIES, I WANNA READ THEM.
