#cawlidge

[riflegarden]

getting to eat dinner with a D1 college hockey player

expectations: he politely talks about what it feels like to score from the point, he talks about how nice and charming his school is 

reality: he tells me he will give me 10 dollars if i can chug my mixed drink and how one time he got yelled at for walking on the grass and it was very confusing 

[twinksegs]

got my gear for sports medicine!!!!! i start monday at 7am and i'm working with football :')

[riflegarden]

hey @ all my followers, if you want good luck in 2019 you’ll go and vote for Mason Bergh for the senior CLASS award which is “an acronym for Celebrating Loyalty and Achievement for Staying in School®, the Senior CLASS Award honors the attributes of NCAA Division I senior student-athletes in four areas: community, classroom, character and competition.” Mason has been working on fundraising for a new children’s hospital in my city and one time we were both shitfaced on a sidewalk at the same time and then we talked about the original Mighty Ducks movie. He’s a gem and I really want him to win this thing.

[riflegarden]

anyway none of these morons were good enough to make the 2nd place team usa at the WJC including me but here they and me are anyway

[riflegarden]

live look at my last four remaining brain cells

[riflegarden]

Local cryptids

[d1cks1e-st1x]

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[riflegarden]

I got to hang out with my favorite college hockey player today please look at the fucking goddamn picture we took