hey y’all!! i’m april and i’m SO EXCITED to introduce oliver zafar (IND-CA), trash prince extraordinaire, presidential nominee (as quite literally EVERYONE boos in the background) and player with a rami malek fc
some basics so i can pop my head in before diving back into my app!
his parents are both immigrants (as he loves to remind everyone during his campaigning) and like almost every other politician he’s from a pretty well-off family
born and raised in cali. went to berkeley for his bachelor’s then stanford for his master’s so when i say this boy refuses to leave his state unless absolutely necessary it’s no joke
started in politics extreeeemely young. was interning from the age of 16 in whatever tiny office would take him and has had his sights set on advancing since the very beginning. ambition & ambition & ambition
he’s the face of the New Millenial. he’s young, he’s a poc, he’s very vocally gay, and he’s as left as they come. political analysts have said for years that he shouldn’t stand a chance bc of how isolating his politics are, but oliver has consistently inspired young ppl who previously didn’t give a shit about politics to come full throttle to the polls
became a democratic representative for cali’s 13th district in 2008 by completely targetting a young base and bringing a hella lotta passion into his politics. originally seen as a nobody who won based off pure luck but continuously proved himself and ended up getting reelected year after year
recently ran for senate in 2018 as an independent, saying that he felt his views were too radical to be put under the category of democrat (ie: bernie sanders and his stance as an independent!). some have labeled him as a member of the green party, others stick to “communist piece of shit”, but young people especially have fallen in love with his defiance against the system. in any case, it was enough to get him elected to senate this last year
he recently announced his bid for the presidency as an independent candidate and it’s caused a LOT of trouble. republicans hate it bc they abhor his radicalism and the fact that the young ppl are so goddamn smitten by him. democrats hate it bc they know third party candidates never work and that he’s only gonna end up taking away from democratic votes. it’s a mess but oliver can’t hear u over his chants of “change will come from the children!!” as tho he invented young ppl having a voice
used to be a pawn back when he first started out, but absolute power corrupts absolutely folks. he’s learned the hard way that being polite and legal about things doesn’t accomplish jack shit, and he’s been known to pull a “sheep in wolf’s clothing” where he puts on a nice face and gets u to trust him just to cut ur throat to get his foot in the door and be taken seriously
his politics are very much based on “draining the swamp” but it’s come to the point that oliver’s really just as machiavellian and corrupt as the rest of them. he says it’s for the greater good, that oliver has to pass his bills and stay in power for The People because no one can serve them as well as he can, but it’s rlly just bs and he’s honestly lost most of the person he used to be. but that’s the biz, baby!
this is RIDICULOUSLY long for a tldr; but if u wanna talk about my terrible son some more and any connections you may wanna establish feel free to hmu on this mock blog! chances are ur character hates him and for that im truly sorry xoxo








