logan: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
janus: im a knife
patton, from across the room: he’s the little spoon!

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logan: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
janus: im a knife
patton, from across the room: he’s the little spoon!
family portrait (you weren’t invited)
i title my art like songs in an emo band skjdkdjdkd
im main-tagging this one i want notes and i want people to appreciate this au jajdkdj pls check pinned post for more 🙏🏻
im not a “backgrounds” kinda guy so i just went with something vaguely room-esque lmao and i know what the photo on the wall implies but trust me, the ex wife was a phase, this man is a home of sexual he just didn’t realize it until the middle of his marriage akjddkjd
these guys are the light of my life tbh
oh yeah @haysgrove i hear you’re a fan of familial anxceit so here’s jan and virge as father and son 👀
[if you’re going to like this post you better reblog it too 🔪]
tomorrow i post romans playlist, but in the meantime here’s the main cast as random pictures i found
roman:
remus:
patton:
logan:
janus:
virgil:
hi, welcome to cinderella complex
janus is bad at emotional vulnerability so he gives gifts as his way of expressing his feelings
the first gift he gave patton after they started dating was a stuffed animal, an orange tabby cat with a tag saying hisstopher. he was shaking the whole time. patton hugged him so hard that his freaking spine popped
hsfjdkhd enemies to lovers moceit sounds great. im just imagining janus inviting patton to go out for coffee or something under the guise that he has something super important school related to discuss but he actually just wants to spend time with his crush hdjkd
HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THAT THOUGH
“patton we need to meet up for business related things, something about uh school budgets or whatever, how does coffee at 1 sound” KAJDDKDJ
i know nothing about how school boards work so idk what they’d actually. discuss but ya know lmao
like even if janus is terrified of pursuing his feelings he lies to himself and just sorta thinks “im not asking him out. im discussing school board business with him. this isn’t a date. this isn’t romantic. im not asking him out. im not asking him out” and then two seconds later is like “oh but what should i wear” KAKDKDKDK
when virgil gets older (maybe 12 or 13) janus finally lets him get a little dog. he’s a black poodle shitzu mix that virgil named zero. janus doesn’t trust him at first but over time is like “this dog is actually really nice” and falls in love lmao
janus embodying the “dad who falls in love with the pet he didn’t want” trope ksjdkd
janus ends up spoiling this dog it’s unreal
the audley fam!!
virgils friend malus (they/them) is the orange side i thought of who i have also drawn! ill post them eventually, once i finish other characters (i have a method to posting these ok lmao)
and is the last bullet on janus’s a reference to the five year anniversary video? maybe…
patton: janus, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
janus: i don’t know, love you, talk to you later
patton: okay, i love you too, i’ll just ask logan