#ccartmann

[butterygoooness]

Hey, Eric! I brought you some brownies

@ccartman

[whaatevaidowhatiwant]

for homeless cartman

hahaha! You’re a loser older me ,might as well kill yourself yew got nothing to live for anyway

@ccartman

[ericcartmanmustdiearchived]

I'm going to rearrange your organs, little brother

@ccartmann

[kylebarf]

@ccartmann​

This is serious, Cartman ! I’m telling you, I haven’t felt that way since, well. The ‘Snooki’ thing.

[gcnedark]

@ccartmann

Continued from this -

“Funny because its true? Right when I get on, you’re here to greet me. Its totally obvious that you missed me. Heh, GAY.”

" You're calling threats greets ? Jesus , you must really be lonely. Somebody pulls out a gun - " He gestures to said firearm he's holding , " - and you call that a greet ? You need friends man. "

[redheadjew]

@ccartmann​

continued x

  ❝——Shut up, Cartman! I'm spinning it again!❞ 

[deadscottblog]

.. Kinda want to slice Erics skin off with a sharp razor.. watch the blood flood,  put in a bucket and dunk his head in it. .but the question is would he be dead before  I get to the drowning part of my plan? @ccartmann  (had to tag you for this)

[yang199821]

Some best friend

Patty couldn’t believe Nichole, surely she was doing this to spite her! The raven haired girl beyond frustrated as she parked outside Cartman’s residence the poor fat bastard was given no warning of her arrival as she knocked on the door of his home door tapping while simultaneously trying to keep tears from falling down her face. She was pissed and felt so betrayed.

“Eric! Open up it’s Patty and it’s important! I need to warn you about someone!” She’d yell from outside his home wishing he would hurry up and get the door already. Not that Patty couldn’t just force her way in herself considering she literally got a copy of his key some weeks back. Her basis being that what if he was in danger and in need of her assistance?

@ccartmann