"I hate this town. I really, really do."

Private and selective roleplay blog for Kyle Broflovski of South Park. Protected by Fay Established at. 2019 Read the Rules and About pages before interaction.

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[ soooo...lowkey thinking of coming back here? ]

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study date. ✨☁️🌙

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text starters.

[text] hey, can you check if i left the stove on?

[text] seriously?! you used up all the hot water again.

[text] dinner tonight? my treat.

[text] when i said i needed pussy that wasn’t an invitation for you to get me a cat.

[text] i can’t hang out tonight. i’m too busy crying over fictional characters.

[text] well, mark me down as scared and horny.

[text] why does netflix have to be such a judgmental bitch?

[text] i’m going to need you to call me in ten minutes with a fake emergency.

[text] this is by far the worst idea you’ve ever had.

[text] new phone who dis?

[text] i put you down as my emergency contact.

[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’

[text] i miss you.

[text] you okay?

[text] rise and shine, motherfucker.

[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?

[text] quick question: why are you so cute?

[text] pls help….what dress should i wear?

[text] you are gonna be the death of me one day.

[text] who gave you the right to be so fuckin’ cute?

[text] i just tagged you in like twelve hundred memes. you’re welcome.

[text] did you just rick roll me?

[text] honey, where’s my super suit?

[text] i’m your husband/wife! i’m the greatest good you’ll ever get!

[text] i just made this awkward, didn’t i?

[text] tell me again why i agreed to this?

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I always read this script again and again I really into STYLE than before….

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lbr nothing beats “platonically sharing a bed until i wake up and you’re curled round me and my nose is buried in your hair so i’ll pretend to stay asleep to keep this for a little while longer” plots

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continued x

  ❝——I guess you wear it pretty well.❞ Often times, Stan’s guileless, inherent good-heartedness tends to outshine his stupidity. Kyle has always wondered whether that is partially the reason behind his particular talent for getting away with nearly anything, especially in the earlier days of their boyhood. 

The locks of his hair seem to steal away the sanguine heat of the flames as his head cants to the side so that he may observe the other’s reaction, although it is nothing compared to the scandalous tinge of shame which dusts the prominent ridges of his cheekbones upon discerning the rather indiscreet suggestion written into Stan’s words. ❝——Jesus, dude.❞ His breathless sigh melts within the crisp autumn air, even as his fingers move to curl into the other’s knee in a gesture which could hardly be interpreted as anything short of promising. His unreserved smile widens with a stifled snort at the abrupt dissonance erupting from the instrument.

 ❝——Maybe you’ll learn a song to play for me by the time you come visit me in California.❞