maya being WAY less chummy with HJ and LaVonte since the vampire reveal is first of all, hilarious, cause girl same. Strange rich interracial gay couple vs weird vampire millionaires who purchased your wife’s stolen house is an obvious choice.
But also ow. Maya potentially finding community with these other weirdo queers in a small town, only to discover that she read the situation wrong, and any kinship she sensed in them was actually a front, disguising their literal bloodsucking ways













