#cdtd incorrect quotes

[incorrectdrcolette]

Dionysus: That was a joke. Say “ha”

Hades: Ha

Dionysus: Now do it again

Hades: Ha

Hermes: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party

[incorrectdrcolette]

Colette to Harri at some point: Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only funny with the skeletons. I told Lord Hades that I wished the earth was flat so I could yeet myself off the edge and he just got concerned

[incorrectdrcolette]

Chronos: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot here Hades: You shouldn’t resort to self-abuse

[incorrectdrcolette]

Zeus: My head is aching

Apollo: Do you need something?

Zeus: *grinning* It’s not this head, bro

Everyone at the banquet:

Hades: I’m amazed that you have two heads and can’t think with either of them

[incorrectdrcolette]

Hades: What’s your type?

Colette bleeding in the ground: Tall, black hair…

Hades: I mean your blood type!

Colette: B positive

Hades: There’s no time for being positive, Colette!

[incorrectdrcolette]

Colette: *breaths*

Skeletons:

[incorrectdrcolette]

Colette: If your eyes start hurting, what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while… 

Colette: Now that’s a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call “sleep”

Hades: That’s rich coming from you who can’t lay down 3am because you’re thinking about puns with herbs

Colette: Now, now, Lord Hades. That’s not the thyme for that!

[incorrectdrcolette]

Colette: Why are you like this?

Hades: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a teen in my father's belly and I haven't felt a single emotion since