Hades x Colette; when the local underworld god meets the local doctor
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Hades x Colette; when the local underworld god meets the local doctor
Colette x Hades
Colette, M.D.
Colette to Harri at some point: Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only funny with the skeletons. I told Lord Hades that I wished the earth was flat so I could yeet myself off the edge and he just got concerned
Hades: I don’t care what other people think about me
Colette: That’s because you’re dead inside
Hades: And I don’t care that you think that. See how that works?
Hera: I'll find him
Colette being held captive by other goddesses, sternly: The hell you will. He's got a two-day ahead start of you, which is more than he needs. Dio got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again
[cut to Dionysus nearly passing out in the middle of a crowded road in a random village]
Dionysus: D-does... anyone here speaks Greek?
Hades: What’s your type?
Colette bleeding in the ground: Tall, black hair…
Hades: I mean your blood type!
Colette: B positive
Hades: There’s no time for being positive, Colette!
Paula: Hey, Doctor Colette! Did you know that “thot” means a thoughtful person? Miss Adna just told me when I asked her what it meant
Colette: It does? I didn’t know that!
*Later that day*
Colette: Thanks for helping me again, Lord Hades. You’re a real thot!
Hades: *almost chokes on his wine* I’m... a WHAT?