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Dionysus: That was a joke. Say “ha”

Hades: Ha

Dionysus: Now do it again

Hades: Ha

Hermes: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party

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Chronos: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot here Hades: You shouldn’t resort to self-abuse

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Colette to Harri at some point: Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only funny with the skeletons. I told Lord Hades that I wished the earth was flat so I could yeet myself off the edge and he just got concerned

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Hades: I don’t care what other people think about me

Colette: That’s because you’re dead inside

Hades: And I don’t care that you think that. See how that works?

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Apollo: Am I going too far?

Hiragii: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison

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Hera: I'll find him

Colette being held captive by other goddesses, sternly: The hell you will. He's got a two-day ahead start of you, which is more than he needs. Dio got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again

[cut to Dionysus nearly passing out in the middle of a crowded road in a random village]

Dionysus: D-does... anyone here speaks Greek?

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Hades: What’s your type?

Colette bleeding in the ground: Tall, black hair…

Hades: I mean your blood type!

Colette: B positive

Hades: There’s no time for being positive, Colette!

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Paula: Hey, Doctor Colette! Did you know that “thot” means a thoughtful person? Miss Adna just told me when I asked her what it meant

Colette: It does? I didn’t know that!

*Later that day*

Colette: Thanks for helping me again, Lord Hades. You’re a real thot!

Hades: *almost chokes on his wine* I’m... a WHAT?

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Dionysus: This is a mistake

Colette: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Hades: But not today

Colette, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess!

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Ares: You’re giving me a sticker?

Colette: Not just a sticker! It’s a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow”

Ares: I’m not a preschooler

Athena: Fine, I’ll take it

Ares: Back off! I earned this!

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Colette: *sighs sadly*

Hermes: Colette, you all right?

Colette: I'll be fine

Dionysus: Is this because Lord Hades almost kissed you at the beach but I accidentally meddled in?

Hermes: No, Dio, she’s upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke

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Hades: What makes you think I’m upset?

Charon: The giant hole you carved into the table

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Skeleton: Someone is coming, my lord. Someone you don't like

Hades, not even bathing an eye: Be more specific, that could be anyone

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I had been watching some things about greek mythology and just kicked out another one of my "Ares moments" bc... everybody just hates him SO MUCH and something within me just wants to offer the poor guy a hug. okay, the myths mostly would dunk on him to not encourage mindless war (hence why Athena is looked as superior, logically) but

Ares as this kinda shonen-ish guy in "Colette Shinu Koto" who just wants to be the best and be recognized as such, receives all the losses but still get up to try again the next day is so, so refreshing

And Hades being this supportive uncle like "you're not idiot, kid *awkward figurative headpat*". it justs... the two most misunderstood gods of the pantheon getting (kinda) along together? I love that

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Hades: We need to talk about your professionalism

Colette while standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava

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Skeletons: Sure, you may be verified on twitter

Skeletons: But are you verified in the eyes of Hades-sama?

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Charon: You’re driving the boat at full speed and see Zeus and Colette on the river. What do you hit?

Hades: Easy, I hit Zeus. I could never hurt Colette

Charon: *breaths* The brakes, Lord Hades. You hit the brakes

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