All right, time to settle this once and for all, Tumblr. So celery has a taste, does it? Then, pray tell, what taste does it have?
Celery tastes like...
nothing
parsley mixed with river water
light green
bitter with a bite (but not in the spicy way)
kind of like cilantro
watered down green pepper
concentrated pond water smell and phenolic things
the way the air smells after a nice early autumn rain
if lettuce and pepper had a baby that was also a stick
perfume water
crunchy dirt water
not much but there is a taste
Let the broad agreement commence!













