Vegan Green Goddess Pizza

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Vegan Green Goddess Pizza
All right, time to settle this once and for all, Tumblr. So celery has a taste, does it? Then, pray tell, what taste does it have?
Celery tastes like...
nothing
parsley mixed with river water
light green
bitter with a bite (but not in the spicy way)
kind of like cilantro
watered down green pepper
concentrated pond water smell and phenolic things
the way the air smells after a nice early autumn rain
if lettuce and pepper had a baby that was also a stick
perfume water
crunchy dirt water
not much but there is a taste
Let the broad agreement commence!
[To make the dredge, start with our all-purpose flour, cumin, garlic salt, celery salt, white pepper, basil, regular salt, ginger, dry mustard, paprika, and black pepper.]
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Bloody Mary Mocktail
1 serving
Get your daily dose of Vitamin C by drinking this mocktail. It is designed to look like the real thing but it contains no alcohol.
Ingredients
1 ½ cups tomato or V-8 juice, chilled
¼ teaspoon lemon juice, chilled
1/8 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
¼ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/8 teaspoon Celery Salt
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1 Celery rib
Directions:
Pour the tomato juice into a glass. Add the seasonings and stir. Put in the celery rib and enjoy.
Serve to anyone not drinking alcoholic drinks like kids, pregnant women, designated drivers or anyone avoiding alcohol for any reason. This is a great drink to serve at baby showers or any kind of gathering.
Note:
Adjust the seasonings to your taste.