Apr 11, 2018
oh NO I left my R2-D2 air freshener in my old car
@celestial-cat-prince don’t worry my bro’s got it I will get it back
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oh NO I left my R2-D2 air freshener in my old car
@celestial-cat-prince don’t worry my bro’s got it I will get it back
me: *hears yelling*
me: *pauses my video*
me: oh it’s just @celestial-cat-prince snapchatting
a little while ago I came home after work, was on my bed doing whatever, and was annoyed because I was super thirsty but finally comfortable. I saw my cup next to my bed, half full of water, because I’d been drinking the night before and I’ve been trying to teach my drunk self to leave water for my hungover self. Took a big swig.
Choked. A lot. Got tears in my eyes.
Turns out, it wasn’t water. It was straight vodka, because I’d run out of mixers the night before.
I tell you what, I can take a shot as well as the next guy but when you’re entirely sober and EXPECTING water and get straight vodka instead, ya just. You can’t be prepared for that shit.
Anyways I went to @celestial-cat-prince‘s room to explain what happened and they found it so funny they tried posting it on tumblr but couldn’t get the mood right enough and gave up.
my guys my dudes when you move out buy rugs
I moved in with @celestial-cat-prince and they were like “buy rugs” and I was like “eehhhh” but they were like “no really buy rugs” so I did and guys. My guys. I felt so adult buying those rugs. I was a Mature Adult who needed rugs for her new home.
And now I have rugs and every time I see them or walk on them I feel so safe. So cozy and warm. I’m like “these are my rugs. My very own. Rugs that I own.” And it just feels super nice. Buy rugs dudes. Rugs are The Shit.
@celestial-cat-prince: can I quickly ask you to do a really weird favour?
Me:
@celestial-cat-prince: I promise it’s not sexual
*our housemate starts laughing from another room*
every time I watch Broad City I’m like “imagine having a friend as ride or die as Ilanna” and then I remember I have @celestial-cat-prince and realise I’m already there and that’s always a trip
Went to the movies with @celestial-cat-prince