#celiac problems

[igotthis-egg]

Idk if I’ve said this on here but I have celiac disease and I hate when I get a gluten free cake that looks like it has frosting all over but when I open the box there’s only a pitiful little dollop on the top. Get outta here with that. Why do you think I bought cake with frosting? To moisturize that dry chocolate cake. I am not in the business to be DECIEVED by your cake that merely looks like it has frosting on it. Diabolical. I yearn for the frosting.

[just-messing-around]

Ya know what sucks? Having celiac nightmares 😑

I'm pretty sure my brain was just like "she's been unconscious all day, maybe I should try to wake her up and tell her to eat by feeding her in a dream".

"Ok, I just had her eat half of a baguette-WAIT, OH, SHÍT! WE HAVE CELIAC! Great, now the dream version of her is sick and freaking out 🤦🏻‍♀"

[endermiss1000]

Things that have big “GLUTEN FREE” labels then have a tiny little “*not produced in a gluten free environment” thing on the bottom of the package are the absolute worst. Like that little cake thing was super delicious but it feels like my insides are crawling.

[adrenaline-revolver]

the most painful thing about having a legit dietary restriction is when you come from a poverty culture where food=love and refusing food is a big nono. 

that agonizing moment where you have to explain that ‘it looks so so so very lovely but i can’t eat that or i’ll get very sick thank you so much for offering though i’ll take some home to my family. they’ll love it.’

[thosedaysthatwill]

Bought individually wrapped fruity Mentos at the dollar store... I’ve had fruity Mentos tons of times, no need to read the ingredients... just bought them. Glanced at the list after I’d opened (but not eaten) one.... wheat syrup is the second ingredient. These are Brazilian Mentos... which contain wheat. Seriously?! 

[marththestuffedcat]

Me and my human went Trick-or-Treating tonight! They were dressed as Ezio from Assassin's Creed, and got lots of compliments. While they got a lot of candy, they unfortunately couldn't eat it all, since they have Celiacs (which just got diagnosed 2 days ago). In the true spirit of Halloween, they shared what they couldn't eat with some little kids. Happy Halloween, stay hydrated (especially if you're drinking), and be safe!

[putyour-gunsup]

Who wants to be my gluten free roommate?

[arceus-ex-machina]

my body: i don’t know how i can say this any more clearly: Stop Eating Sugar And Gluten.

me, shoveling Frosted Flakes™️ into my mouth at the speed of light: you sfhed ahada gaim weirght

my body, crying: please use vegetabel