Ms. Revolver

I'm bi, shy, and hard to pacify.

[adrenaline-revolver]

I’ve seen some people play with book! Armand and show!armand interacting and but I’ve yet to see anyone explore just how angry I think book!armand could be. First of course at show Armand for having the audacity to be allowed to have chest hair, but then for Show!Armand.

Book Armand was enslaved at the age of 15. He had a childhood, a plan to be a monk, a family he knew cared for him. Marius found him dying because he refused to work in the brothel and was being tortured to death for it.

I’m not downplaying what Andrei suffered but Show Armand objectively had a way worse start to life. Being enslaved was his first memory. Louis mentions him being 12 but even before that he was likely subjected to working non sex related jobs in the brothel and punishments for having the audacity to be a child. Then even his salvation was untrue because Marius loaned him out for a decade before he was turned.

How would book Armand and his complicated relationship with Marius not immediately want to demand to know where Marius was? Was he not in the city for the nine or so years that Show Armand was suffering in the brothel? Did show Armand not also plead for death to take him? Why was he allowed to languish and why would Marius dare share him?! This world’s Marius is obviously inferior in every way and must be dealt with.

Show Armand would have to put a child leash on the little homicidal redhead.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mardisoir]

@mysunfreckle immediately brought to mind your Jehan in Fangs and Flower Power

[mysunfreckle]

It's perfect 😭

[cuntylestat]

i adore that jacob said that louis is also quite a headfuck and a lot to take on even for someone like lestat, because a lot of times people act like he's this level-headed normal guy who got saddled with a basket case husband he has to manage, when really it's crazy4crazy in the loustat household. and i love that ❤️

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[adrenaline-revolver]

The thought police won’t let me look up chronic wasting disease how am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

[adrenaline-revolver]

Armand in the bushes watching Regina demand more money from his ex husband:

[stimming-puppet]

[suolaxier on tiktok]

[ms-demeanor]

“Meatless alternatives are getting so good, you should try them! I bet you wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference! In fact….”

Please

Please

Please stop trying to sneak-feed me meat alternatives.

I am willing to prepare and share a vegan meal with you, I’m willing to skip animal products in our group spaces.

Please.

Stop trying to sneak-feed me meat alternatives.

[ms-demeanor]

Mycoprotein is fucking cool, vat-grown meat is fucking cool, believe me I am fucking down for figuring out efficient calories and I’m interested in attempting to reduce or eliminate animal agriculture but you wouldn’t want me to sneak-feed you cricket flour, you don’t get to sneak-feed me your stuff.

[wmb-salticidae]

I wouldn’t mind if you snuck-fed me cricket flour, actually. If cricket flour is indistinguishable from regular flour then sure, go for it.

I really don’t know what the initial gripe is about, though. The anonymous person you quote is not trying to sneak-feed you anything. They outright say “meatless alternative.” Is your problem that they may have GMOs? I genuinely have no idea what your complaint is, because you’re talking about people sneak-feeding you meatless stuff but your pics are all about GMO corn starch or whatever.

[ms-demeanor]

I have celiac disease and a corn allergy and a relative who wanted to try to pass off impossible burger as ground beef to prove how good meat alternatives are.

I don’t care about “gmo” and I dont care about the fact that it’s “textured protein” I care about “corn” and “wheat” and I care that people without food allergies rarely know how inescapable some of those allergens are.

“Oh, I checked the ingredients, it doesn’t have corn”

Okay but does it have maltodextrin, modified food starch, xanthan gum, caramel coloring, dextrose, or glucose syrup?

If it does have any of those things do they specifically say “from potatoes,” “from tapioca,” “from cane sugar” or “from rice”?

If it didn’t did you check the manufacturer’s website? If that didn’t say did you call the manufacturer?

Sometimes I’ll use almond or coconut flour as a replacement for wheat flour when I’m cooking. I do not try to pretend that my alternate flour chocolate chip cookies are wheat flour chocolate chip cookies because most people don’t expect to run into coconut or almond when they pick up a chocolate chip cookie. I don’t try to hand them to people, wait for them to eat a cookie, and say “hah, bet you didn’t think gluten free cookies could taste good, huh?” because if I did that to someone with a severe allergy it could kill them, but also because people should have a say in what they’re eating.

I’ve got no problem with beyond beef or impossible burger describing their products as meat alternatives, I’ve got no problem with GMOs or the fact that quorn is made out of a heavily engineered protein. That’s all very neat, actually.

But I do have a problem with people trying to sneakily serve meat alternatives without considering that doing so is shitty for a number of reasons.

[hapalopus]

Also, insect protein can cause severe reactions to people with shellfish allergies, so that’s another reason not to feed cricket flour to people without telling them.

[tyrannosaurus-tex]

And by severe reactions to shellfish/insect protein they mean ANAPHYLAXIS.

That’s medical speak for:

IT CAN KILL YOU.

Anaphylaxis can cause you to have difficulty breathing or stop breathing at all. It can cause a critical drop in blood pressure or send you into medical shock.

Never sneak ingredients into someone’s food. Especially if you know they have dietary restrictions, but even if you don’t know. They may not have told you.

[tooquirkytolose]

Actually I love the two throuples in Sense8 because one is Kala in love with her husband Rajan but also kinda cheating on him emotionally (and then sexually) with her boyfriend Wolfgang that she's mentally linked with and then when Rajan finally meets his wife's boyfriend his reaction is

And then Lito,Hernando and Dani doing this

[e-t-draws]

[toxictoad]

@adrenaline-revolver Omg it's her...

[priorwaltress]

the change in tone between iwtv and tvl was one of the most exciting creative decisions i've seen in years. reorienting the style and genre of the entire production around the point of view character's personality works so well to reinforce the central themes: the frailties of memory, the impossibility of escaping your own limited point of view. and frankly it was so so funny. but i also love how it worked to deepen our understanding of the characters: the lush, gothic elegance of the first two seasons isn't the show's "world," that's just what it's like in LOUIS' psyche. one william kisses for the team as always

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[rpfofficial]

friendship is when you join forces to torture a guy together

[magicratfingers]

MY SONS

MY SONS ARE HERE

MY BOOYYYSSSSS

(h0lycrafts on etsy)

[magicratfingers]

omg

my husband is here too

his fuckass jorts

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[ashpkat]

we are the armandlings please feed us

[toxictoad]

@adrenaline-revolver Your boys are here

[makerissues]

lestat's version of the theater box is more accurate not because of the snide dismissal of armand's "i love you" that's lestat bullshitting but because i 100000% believe they bickered like that. the bitchy little comments in between discussing nicki's playing like divorced parents. sniping at each other with "you're the actor manager. manage" / "you are his maker. make him" now that's the kind of catfight neither of them are above when it comes to each other. armand's version is more accurate because they totally fucked in that box.