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@adrenaline-revolver
â âfriends donât look at friends like thatâ devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity
â âhistorians will call them friendsâ devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love
â âdo they know its legal nowâ suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationshipâboth of which are funny as hell
would your blorbo swear/curse, and if so would they in front of a small child (excluding themself if they are one)
-yes and yes, they would curse at the child
-yes and yes, they wouldn't know the kid was there
-yes and yes, they wouldn't care if a child was there
-yes and yes, the swearing would be a knee-jerk reaction (ex. if they got hurt)
-yes and no, they have standards
-yes and no, they don't swear in public/when someone is watching
-kind of, they swear in a different language than the one they speak
-no and yes (only in front of children?????)
-no and no, they physically can't
-no and no, they just don't
-depends what counts as a swear/nuance
Would your blorbo swear/curse? In front of a small child?
Yes and yes. They'd curse at the kid on purpose
Yes and yes. By accident in front of a kid
Yes and yes. They wouldn't care whether or not a kid was there
Yes and yes
Yes and no. They don't curse in front of kids
Yes and no. They don't curse in public
Kinda, but its a different language
No and yes. Only in front of kids
No and no. They can't
No and no
Only if they got really upset
Other/nuance
i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.
What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?
It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.
My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict đ
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called âHome Movie: The Princess Brideâ where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (iâm not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus havenât seen this yet), and then they just⌠recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someoneâs face:
And itâs all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that Iâve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing⌠is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
Gerard looking absolutely gorgeous moments before a water bottle hits me
So I had a funny dream the other night.
It involved a very gay witch.
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out itâs just really high in iron.
"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-
...nevermind
Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.
have the vampires tried it to see if they like it? I bet they'd like it. I mean unless what they really like is haemoglobin and platelets, then they're shit outta luck but still if I were undead I'd totally give it a go
i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them
this author's use of imagery is so questionable
i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one
I feel like this is important information about this post.
Day 1 - transformation and trauma
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternativelyâ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrongâ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
Sometimes the best fic youâve ever written isnât on ao3. Itâs in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.
People who drink coffee: why did you start?
I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.
Additional question: People who don't drink coffee, why?
For me, it's because, as a child, I was incredibly cranky, and as soon as caffeine-free Coke was introduced, Mom had me start drinking that, and, hey, I got a lot less crabby, so that made me want to avoid caffeine. I also never really cared for the smell of coffee, either, so had absolutely no interest in drinking even decaf.
(and yes I am very aware that "it makes me feel better" and "love the way it smells" are top answers in why people do drink it XD)
I started drinking coffee as a child to keep warm in winter
I lived in Seattle and there was just... free coffee everywhere. Usually with tiny cookies. And eventually I was like, "Yeah, I could go for a drink and a snack"
and I had a little drink and a snack enough times that I tricked myself into liking it
I got diagnosed with ADHD and started on coffee as medication before getting actual *real* medication.
When I went to college I realized I needed to learn how to drink either coffee or beer if I wanted friends and I chose coffee.
as funny as âthose are his hooves you bitchâ Iâm mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzziÂ
can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
you had to be there
broke: grocky is bad bc Rockyâs cheating on Adrian
woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrianâs like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot
literally sincerely the people's princess
