Ms. Revolver

I'm bi, shy, and hard to pacify.

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[merlinmay]

broke: grocky is bad bc Rocky’s cheating on Adrian

woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrian’s like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot

[k1tty-wh1te]

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[lukmarc10]

mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

[un-father]

[thememedaddy]

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[nessa007]

[dogpuppy]

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

spied a potential tank top under that shirt and alas, i am but a weak mortal...................

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DO NOT REPOST!!!

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[toxictoad]

🔫😃 tell me about your vampire ocs right now

I love them so much (even though I keep not writing about them oop-)

I don't even remember what I have and haven't posted about them but They're always in the back of my head begging for attention

Caroline is a horrible maker and person but more importantly she has big eyes and wants to make sure no one can ever leave her alone again (No wonder Quinn has weird feelings about Armand)

Quinn just wants to be chill and cool and have his eating disorder in peace but also he's nosy and gay so that's not happening. I love his weird relationships with everyone but especially Louis because they're friends with benefits and also along with that Louis let Quinn put them through crazy experimental surgery to fix his legs and it didn't even work.

[adrenaline-revolver]

I commissioned the amazingly talented @justvea18 for some very important puppy dog Patroclus! I love it so much!

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[baradr]

more armand