Ms. Revolver

I'm bi, shy, and hard to pacify.

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

spied a potential tank top under that shirt and alas, i am but a weak mortal...................

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DO NOT REPOST!!!

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[toxictoad]

🔫😃 tell me about your vampire ocs right now

I love them so much (even though I keep not writing about them oop-)

I don't even remember what I have and haven't posted about them but They're always in the back of my head begging for attention

Caroline is a horrible maker and person but more importantly she has big eyes and wants to make sure no one can ever leave her alone again (No wonder Quinn has weird feelings about Armand)

Quinn just wants to be chill and cool and have his eating disorder in peace but also he's nosy and gay so that's not happening. I love his weird relationships with everyone but especially Louis because they're friends with benefits and also along with that Louis let Quinn put them through crazy experimental surgery to fix his legs and it didn't even work.

[adrenaline-revolver]

I commissioned the amazingly talented @justvea18 for some very important puppy dog Patroclus! I love it so much!

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[baradr]

more armand

[thesilverlock]

Fandom OC Ask Meme

⟢⋱⟡☾ a collection of asks for OCs belonging to specific fandoms

How does (canon character) feel about your OC?

How does your OC feel about (canon character)?

Has your OC ever made (canon character) laugh? / What about cry?

Do your OC and (canon character) ever cross paths?

Which canon character annoys your OC?

What canon character gets annoyed by your OC?

Which canon character respects your OC most? What gained that respect?

Which canon character doesn’t respect your OC whatsoever?

Which canon character does your OC respect a lot?

Which canon character does your OC not respect at all? Why?

Which canon character is pissed off by the general presence of OC? (we all have those people)

Does your OC have a crush on anyone?

Who would probably have a crush on your OC?

Who would your OC most likely to get a puppy-crush on? (but it can’t be the cc they’re actually shipped with!)

Who would your OC say is their best friend?

Who would call your OC their best friend?

Who has brought your OC to tears before?

Who has your OC made cry?

Is there someone your OC didn’t like at first, but then got along with later?

Is there someone your OC liked at first, but then grew to dislike?

Who does your OC hate?

Who does your OC love? (platonic)

Who does your OC love? (familial)

Does your OC love anyone? (romantic)

Has your OC ever had to let a canon character down easy?

Has your OC ever been rejected by a canon character?

Did your OC bear witness to anyone’s full character arc?

What is the worst thing your OC does in their story?

What is your OC’s ‘‘darkness moment’’ in the plot?

What is your OC’s redemption moment?

Is there a canon character that your OC needs to ask forgiveness towards?

Is there a canon character your OC needs to forgive?

Is there anyone who your OC would die for?

Is there a canon character who would die for your OC?

[toxictoad]

Would anyone... like to send me IWTV asks...?

[bifauxnenarmand]

[toxictoad]

@adrenaline-revolver

[dduane]

Avery Jones & Maltese Attorneys

Putting this firm on speed dial. :)

[userarmand]

armand + text posts [s3 edition]

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao

[bunnygirlpaws]

the last one is pretty funny too

[princesswidget]

Pros of rereading your own fics: Holy shit this is amazing

Cons of rereading your own fics: How is there always a typo I missed every single time I read this

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

[cherishedproperty]

I want to clarify something kind of important because this kinda used to be my field. The concept that people express and feel love in different ways, and that this might lead to misunderstandings, IS something with scientific merit. The idea that there are just five and we know what they are is NOT. The idea that people have a primary love language is NOT.

In science, we have a saying. All models are wrong, but some are useful. That’s how I see the love languages framework. It is inherently flawed, but some of its concepts are useful. Communicate with your partner what makes you feel loved and understand what makes them feel loved. Understand how your partner shows love. There is immense value in that. But don’t over-index on which one of the five you are. That part doesn’t matter.

[thesunflowersqueen]

#love languages#really reblogging for that last comment though#“all models are wrong but some are useful”#the concept is sound but the specifics are uhhhh not (via @mad-madam-m)

[adrenaline-revolver]

I’ve seen some people play with book! Armand and show!armand interacting and but I’ve yet to see anyone explore just how angry I think book!armand could be. First of course at show Armand for having the audacity to be allowed to have chest hair, but then for Show!Armand.

Book Armand was enslaved at the age of 15. He had a childhood, a plan to be a monk, a family he knew cared for him. Marius found him dying because he refused to work in the brothel and was being tortured to death for it.

I’m not downplaying what Andrei suffered but Show Armand objectively had a way worse start to life. Being enslaved was his first memory. Louis mentions him being 12 but even before that he was likely subjected to working non sex related jobs in the brothel and punishments for having the audacity to be a child. Then even his salvation was untrue because Marius loaned him out for a decade before he was turned.

How would book Armand and his complicated relationship with Marius not immediately want to demand to know where Marius was? Was he not in the city for the nine or so years that Show Armand was suffering in the brothel? Did show Armand not also plead for death to take him? Why was he allowed to languish and why would Marius dare share him?! This world’s Marius is obviously inferior in every way and must be dealt with.

Show Armand would have to put a child leash on the little homicidal redhead.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mardisoir]

@mysunfreckle immediately brought to mind your Jehan in Fangs and Flower Power

[mysunfreckle]

It's perfect 😭