Ever since I got that lovely anon asking for the best smut I've ever read, it got me thinking about some of my favorite smut creators in general.
So here is a very non-exhaustive list of fan-fucking-tastic smut writers and artists I've come across in the HP fandom that weren't mentioned (shamefully) in my last batch. Feel free to add to the list! We must keep the people fed.
xoxo go take a sip of cold water girl
WRITERS
@spookymoonie
Lord Espooky came into this fandom guns a-blazing with their kink headcanon a day for Wolfstar and it has spiraled from there. They GET IT. He has a super well-organized masterlist pinned to his tumblr ft tons of different kinks, fic lengths, scenes, etc. Go. Now.
@fiveht
The definition of IYKYK. Daddy kink isn't super my thing, but Five makes me enjoy it. If you vibe with age gap daddy Remus and pretty boy Sirius, their Adore series is a must-read.
They also have a stellar A/B/O Wolfstar fic plus podfic and write some Marvel too!
@greenvlvetcouch
An absolute legend in this fandom. Wolfstar, Jeggy, Rosekiller. Gritty, chewy, embodied sex.
@emeryhall
Emery writes sex the way some people breathe. Like it's just part of the narrative. It's SO punchy. And also she is the queen of Crack Smut.
@kaaaaaaarf
Patron saint of Wolfstar hatefucks. mic drop.
@cancerravenclaw
We snagged MK over to Wolfstar from the clutches of Dramione. Her series "mk's kink exposé" could also be called "celine's kink exposé." I'll just leave that there.
@wolfpants
Everything they create is magic, but they are especially known for rare pairs and Dronarry.
WRITERS AND ARTISTS
@aspiring-artist-em
The queen of Lesbian Wolfstar. Both art and fic. Also queen of humiliation and pain kink and Walburga psychological trauma. ye be warned.
@upthehillnsfw / @upthehillart
I am afraid no one is ready for this art. Truly. Tons of different ships, positions, acts. I gasp every time. And their Pansmione fic is epic (which I have talked about before).
ARTISTS
@industrations
I highly recommend getting on Indi's Patreon so you can enjoy their NSFW drawings, mostly Wolfstar and Jegulus, occasional Rosekiller. Too many iconic moments to count.
@waxingrunes
The officially-sponsored artist of Five's Adore series. Look, their work is nothing short of indulgent. Shhhh don't worry about the physics just let it happen. And by It I mean Remus' big dick hands.
@basiatlu
By beloved. The one. The only. Bosh's drawings are so ALIVE. They leap off the screen. Her Drarry is nothing less than iconic. She also dabbles in other characters/ships like Wolfstar and Blackcest. Siriusly, you can't go wrong.
DRARRY SMUT
OKAY, Drarry people. There are so so many excellent Drarry smut writers it is impossible to name them all. Here are but a tiny handful I have pulled from my bookmarks. I'm happy to rec specific fics if asked :)
Syurpriz!! I'm alive! I've been around but completely consumed with Heated Rivalry like the rest of us. It was only a matter of time before I finally started writing some Hollanov. Please enjoy this drabble/sneak peek of what I'm working on, which will eventually be a 5-10k one shot porn with feelings Celine special.
See yall soon!! xoxo
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I don’t know it’s worth jumping over.
That’s the thing about Shane Hollander. From the moment he extended his hand to Ilya outside a god-forsaken ice rink in Saskatchewan, he always had this ability to cut Ilya open, a slap-shot bullseye to the back of the net and there would be Ilya’s insides, bloody and squirming beneath the harsh, unwelcome light. And here is kicker–an expression he picked up from Marly: Shane would have no fucking idea. Completely unaware, guileless. So here’s Ilya, sucker-punched and gasping for breath just from the sheer fucking regard of Shane Hollander. And there is Shane, blinking at him with those eyes and those freckles and those squared-up shoulders all tight around his ears and fuck.
How is Ilya supposed to come back from that?
So it doesn't surprise him, now, that those words tossed at him on some rooftop in Vegas after their rookie season worm their way back to the front of Ilya’s consciousness.
His memory is like that. A steel trap; another phrase he learned from Sveta, of all people, the last time they had slept together right before the All Star game. It had been years since Ilya had last found himself taking refuge in her familiar embrace, but the torture of losing Shane to his ill-fated heteroexperiment of 2016 had Ilya rooting into Svetlana like a hungry child. And he had remembered every inch of her like no time had passed, down to which filthy words she liked best, the specific timing of his fingers in her mouth and his cock in her cunt, the exact speed and angle and the way her soft tongue laved generously over the cut of his jaw as he drove up into her from below. You are a steel trap, she had mused, running her fingers through Ilya’s curls as they came down together. You never forget anything.
It makes sense, when anything worth remembering happened either fifteen years ago, or only in dark, frantic hotel rooms a handful of times a year. You get good at not forgetting.
Thinking about sex with Sveta now feels strange. Like it was another lifetime, instead of a mere few months ago. A hazy dream, vaguely pleasant, but also impossible. Nothing close to reality.
Which brings him back here, to the cold, hard granite chilling him through his flimsy sleep shorts, the buzz of nicotine in his lungs, and the first golden rays of dawn kissing the watery horizon, the lake starting to catch fire beneath the burning light.
But it is, darling, Ilya thinks. You are worth jumping for.
Non non you know I can't pick just one/rank my beloveds like that. So I'll throw a few atcha that always come up for me, again and again. If you hang out with me a lot, they probably won't surprise you.
And to any creators I tag who have seen me rec these things over and over again. Hi let's get married.
Mmmmwah! Enjoy! <3
Quebecois by @we-are-swearwolves
Sirius/Logan (Sweater Weather by @lumosinlove), Sirius/Remus
34K words
The first two chapters are the bulk of the smut. Canon ships with consensual/ethical friends fucking, everyone loves each other, porn with GIANT feelings, heeling through sex, exhibitionism.
Scorch by @theresthesnitch
James/Lily/Other
11K words
Devil's threesome. So much consent and enthusiasm and dirty talk. Yes I know I LITERALLY just referenced this fic but I am never getting off Snitch's dick okay don't come for me. Or do heh.
collarbones like a bow, skin an arrow to the heart by @lqtraintracks
NB Gin/Pansy
4K words
"Are you packing, daddy?"
For Queen And Country by Quietlemonhush
Sirius/Remus, James/Regulus
***A/B/O***
6K words
This whole series is one of my all-time faves. Fucking hilarious and hot. There are podfics available too.
i've got diamonds in my eyes (for you) by @crushofdoves
Sirius/Remus
6K words
ALL THE FEELINGS trans joy hot hot hot they are in LOVE. Sirius is Gender. Remus is Besotted.
Keep Your Hands on Me by @tenthousandyearsx
Draco/Harry
21K words
This author and I currently have an adorable meet-cute miscommunication thing going on (hiii <3) so it's extra spicy for that reason alone. Read the tags. You'll know why I recc it :D.
Last but not least:
My own shit!!! :D If I am truly asked to pick my favorite smut ever, I'm going to pick my own stuff. It doesn't get more tailored to one's tastes than that! Don't hate the player hate the game idk.
Many many blessings to you, Non Non, for asking such an important question, for all of humanity, really. We are all indebted to you.