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[hihimissamericanbi]

what’s the best smut you’ve ever read?

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. I WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT.

Non non you know I can't pick just one/rank my beloveds like that. So I'll throw a few atcha that always come up for me, again and again. If you hang out with me a lot, they probably won't surprise you.

And to any creators I tag who have seen me rec these things over and over again. Hi let's get married.

Mmmmwah! Enjoy! <3

Quebecois by @we-are-swearwolves

Sirius/Logan (Sweater Weather by @lumosinlove), Sirius/Remus

34K words

The first two chapters are the bulk of the smut. Canon ships with consensual/ethical friends fucking, everyone loves each other, porn with GIANT feelings, heeling through sex, exhibitionism.

Scorch by @theresthesnitch

James/Lily/Other

11K words

Devil's threesome. So much consent and enthusiasm and dirty talk. Yes I know I LITERALLY just referenced this fic but I am never getting off Snitch's dick okay don't come for me. Or do heh.

collarbones like a bow, skin an arrow to the heart by @lqtraintracks

NB Gin/Pansy

4K words

"Are you packing, daddy?"

For Queen And Country by Quietlemonhush

Sirius/Remus, James/Regulus

***A/B/O***

6K words

This whole series is one of my all-time faves. Fucking hilarious and hot. There are podfics available too.

i've got diamonds in my eyes (for you) by @crushofdoves

Sirius/Remus

6K words

ALL THE FEELINGS trans joy hot hot hot they are in LOVE. Sirius is Gender. Remus is Besotted.

Keep Your Hands on Me by @tenthousandyearsx

Draco/Harry

21K words

This author and I currently have an adorable meet-cute miscommunication thing going on (hiii <3) so it's extra spicy for that reason alone. Read the tags. You'll know why I recc it :D.

Last but not least:

My own shit!!! :D If I am truly asked to pick my favorite smut ever, I'm going to pick my own stuff. It doesn't get more tailored to one's tastes than that! Don't hate the player hate the game idk.

Many many blessings to you, Non Non, for asking such an important question, for all of humanity, really. We are all indebted to you.

[biggestqiblifan]

It'd so fucking funny/devastating if France lost tonight on their national day.

[masoch1stickat]

Might be right now 👀

Good 😏

Let me throw a dog a bone ✨️

[fuchsea]

Please answer honestly: are you a Larrie?

okay i'll answer this because there's so many asks like this in my inbox. do i believe that harry and louis dated/are dating? yes. am i a larrie? no. i do Naught want to be an active part of the larrie fandom just because i feel like there's constant discourse over things that don't even need to be discoursed about in the first place. it's extremely toxic to both urself and the fandom and i ain't getting involved in that crap anymore. also unfortunately after the racism shit that i went through during lolla, i have realised just how white larrie fandom is and i don't want to be part of that anymore. u guys have fun though 🫶🏽

[spirit-of-anime]

Non Non - Nakamura Asumiko

[zeherili-ankhein]

Why do I wanna sleep all that time whaaaa

Usss brooo ussss 😭😭🤌🤌

Ajao sath mein cuddle karke so jayenge

[tanktopxlouis]

Is that also one of Louis's ex beard or stunt in the pic you just reblogged?

I--....................thats. lady gaga