(some lightheartedness for @punky-thera to help get through the day.)
“God, men are fucking useless,” is the first thing Cella says as she comes through the front door and drops her gym bag on the couch before flopping down onto it herself.
Blaise looks up from his laptop to give her a curious expression and a sardonic eyebrow, which makes her grin at him.
“Present company excluded, obviously,” she adds. Cella knows she’s lucky. She’s sore and tired from a full day of work, but the living room looks spotless, and she can smell dinner cooking in the oven, so she doesn’t even have to think about it. Just like always.
Her husband is the best husband.
‘What did some dumb guy do now?’ Blaise signs to her.
Cella groans. “So remember Jenna, who I used to train? She had a baby a couple months ago, and she came back in today to pick up her training because her husband thinks she’s put on too much weight. Literally just brought another human into the world, but she’s not dropping those baby pounds fast enough for Shitty McDouchenozzle, apparently. So I tell her that she looks fine, but I do my job, right? And then she starts telling me about how he isn’t doing any housework or anything because since she’s on maternity leave, she’s around more and should do it. Not like she’s recovering from child birth or taking care of their newborn or anything.”
‘Ugh. What an asshole.’
“Right? And you could tell she was pissed about it, but she just kept brushing it off like ‘but all husbands are like that, right?’.”
Blaise grins at that. ‘And what did you tell her?’
“That she needs to aim fucking higher, basically. I mean I didn’t want to brag too much about how good I have it because obviously I got the best boy, but still.”
‘I don’t get why some people are the way they are.’
“Neither do I. I hear so many ladies gossiping about their fuckboy husbands at the gym, and I just don’t get it. I want to strip naked and scream ‘LEAVE HIM, JANET!’ while I run through the elliptical room.”
‘Can I come watch? For moral support, of course.’
“Of course,” Cella replies with a smirk. “Anyway, thanks for not being useless and complaining about my weight.”
‘And thank you for not cheating on me with some guy named Chad because I’m ‘too nice’ and ‘can’t talk’.’ It’s amazing how Cella can hear the air quotes which Blaise, in fact, can’t talk. Or do the air quotes when his fingers are busy.
Fuck she loves this man.
“My pleasure, darling. Dinner soon?”
‘Fifteen minutes, probably.’
“Baller. I’m gonna shower. I smell like sweat and heterosexual disappointment.”
‘I still love you. Come kiss me.’
Cella grins and gets up, making a pit stop at Blaise’s chair to do just that.













