#centaurstesticle

[splorfstuffss]

some goofy lil fanart i did of the newgen fan designs for the meowrails earlier. they designed them purely based on their troll handles lol

their names are katy and ballsweat horsecock

(designed by torpidArchtect and spacefaringRobin in the official server)

(^ using discord names coz i dont wanna meowrails spoil these two newgens by having their blog names on here lol)

imma make a big post about the newgen trolls and their silly designs/names on my archive blog soon <3

[daen7kat]

— Equius Zahhak ♐️🏹 ˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆｡☆

[redherringtime]

So Karkat is in the Land of Pulse and Haze, right?  But like, he (assuming his color matches his blood) has gray blood.  In fact, do any of the trolls have red writing?  Does Karkat even know all that weird red stuff is blood??

Tell ‘er.  

Listen.  I can’t rail on AG like I did on Brother.  Not yet at least.  I don’t know what shaped her into what she is and, more importantly, she’s still a child.  I can, though, not want her anywhere around the good children.

Did they arrange this truce after what she did to Tavros?  I give it ten minutes.

Interesting that he refers to Terezi as her Scourge sister.  Like I realize that it was because they were on Team Scourge together and it’s not an actual familial term, but I find it interesting that they have words for sorority and (presumably) fraternity if they don’t have actual sibling relationships.

Also, he refers to her as aristocracy which makes sense as she’s got blue blood.  Which also means Terezi and Testicalface are probably aristocracy as well, since they’re all shades of blue?  

That’s what I thought.

[pitchpaleredsuggestions]

“Have I ever told you what a reprehensible disgrace you are?”  -Equius Zahhak

[dillonthearmadillo]

A pesterlog snippet where me and another friend were semi IC for characterization+format checking back when we were both new to Pesterchum in 2013. ... This is probably the most hilarious typo one could make in a roleplay.

[sanctferum]

I’m sorry but Arquius having the chumhandle “timaeusTesticled” is still the funniest thing I’ve thought up today and I wanted to share the joy of that thought with you all

[redherringtime]

I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS LIKE EXOSKELETON ROBOT LEGS!!!

...hello Centaurstesticle. Are you the guy who likes to make robots?  What is up with your mouth??

[redherringtime]

Oh sweet lord in heaven.

I can’t... stop staring....

Ok, we’re making a list.

1. Wife beater.  Good grief.  I don’t know why when I pictured this kid, even though I saw the broken teeth and horn, I imagined him being more... refined and snooty?  Mostly from his conversation with Nepeta, I guess.  This kid just looks like some kind of stereotypical thug.

2. The horse porn.  The horse muscles. Sorry.  Hoofbeast porn.

3. The robots all have the same kind of horns. We’ve yet to see two trolls with the same kind of horns but all his robots look identical.  I wonder if this is a caste thing.  He likes to make and break the lower castes.

4. Ok, can’t avoid it any more.  That centaur.  The poor thing has a black eye.  Does Testicalface beat on his lusus?  That’s horrible.  Also, uh... does... Does it give milk?