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#cereal Killers

Yo so I saw a video asking what cereal mascot is more likely to kill and I haven't been able to get it out of my head. I thought about this question a lot and here is my answer. Sorry really long post ahead.

Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes): No

Tony's an athlete and is too focused on sports and getting kids to active. I don't think he interacts with the others much, has a friendship with Shaq and maybe has a friendship with Tucan Sam. He had problems with the Grinch and I don't think he ever recovered from that.

Tucan Sam (Fruit Loops): No

He is a family man. He is constantly looking after his nephews and keeping them out of trouble. Think Donald Duck but with less anger issues. He doesn't have time to plan a murder when he's too stressed about keeping his nephews safe.

Snap, Crackle, Pop (Rice Krispies): No

The brothers are just trying to run their family business. But the Kebler elves have beef with them. The Keblers are like a mob family and the brothers have enough to worry about to be planing a murder.

The Flintstones (Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles): No

Like the brothers they are a family business. The Flintstones and the Rubbles started the business for their children, Pebbles and Bam Bam. They are a blue collar family business they are not gonna plan a murder.

L.C Leprechaun 'Lucky the Leprechaun' (Lucky Charms): No

Lucky is a capitalist he owns the cereal that everybody wants and he does everything to keep them from getting it. He has money and power and he gets a kick from playing keep away. He's not gonna murder.

Captain Crunch(Cap'n Crunch): No

He is a military man in power if he wants to kill someone he'll do it during war or on a battle field and it will be justified. He doesn't need to do it illegally.

Trix Rabbit (Trix): No

Trix is a thief, he does petty crime but he's not about to kill. He's as bad as a Scooby Doo villain.

Cookie Jarvis (Cookie Crips): No

See Trix Rabbit.

Dig'em Frog (Honey Smacks): No

He's a kid and is honestly just happy to be included.

Buzz Bee (Honey Nut Cheerios): No

He's too busy helping people stay healthy.

Sunny (Kellog's Raisin Brand) and Cornelius Rooster (Kellog's Corn Flakes): Hell No

They are sitting back and watching everything unfold and won't get involved they are too far above all that.

The Monster Cereals: No

The Monster cereals are Franken Berry, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Fruity Yummy Mummy, and Frute Brute. They have their own club they are not gonna get mixed up in problems with the other mascots. They basically live in their own world so no they wouldn't kill.

Sonny (cocoa puffs): Maybe?

Sonny is an addict who tries to get clean but always falls back into the habit because he is around people who are eating what he's addicted to. I feel bad for him because he tries but fails, even if it's not his fault. While I don't think he would kill anyone I do think he might do something while he's going "cuckoo for cocoa puffs" by accident.

The Cinnamon Squares (Cinnamon Toast Crunch): Yes

But not intentionally. The square are like a sub species of intelligent beings that were born and raised on a secluded island. They were found and brought back to civilization and now they are going wild. Like they are smart enough to do and understand tech, modern things, and function in civilized society but they are cannibals. They eat each others without a second thought and honestly it's normal for them. While they haven't eaten anyone other than other squares I wouldn't but it past the to move on to other things. But like I said they don't see it as wrong, it just their nature. They can be taught not to do it but...

CinnaMon (Apple Jacks): No

He is too laid back to kill anyone.

Bad Apple (Apple Jacks): Yes

It's not because of his name but because the dude is one bad day away from snapping. He has anger issues and if anyone is gonna plan a murder it's gonna be him.

If I missed one feel free to add it.