#cerise-biscuit

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Priya: *does anything*

Candy: Feminist icon. Role model. Liked and subscribed!

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Candy: I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Amber: Calling me the devil? How original.

Candy: Actually, I was calling you a goat, you goat.

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Rosalya: I do know one way we can get the money.

Candy: You’d make a decent stripper.

Rosalya,offended: I’d make an amazing stripper!

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Armin: I have to go to the bathroom so bad.

Kentin: That’s the third time today, man, what is going on with you?

Armin: Oh, Candy freaked out cause I told her I never drink water so now she’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s like, there’s water in soda! There’s water in coffee! There’s little pools of water on pizza!

Kentin: That’s grease, Armin.

Armin: Well it’s wet, isn’t it?

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Armin: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Nathaniel: If you say ‘addictionary’ I swear I will cut you.

Armin: I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better.

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Nathaniel: Okay, I’m going to picture Castiel without his personality.

Nathaniel: Woah, Castiel might be hot.

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Rosalya: Leigh and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Leigh: -sentences.

Rosalya: Please don’t interrupt me.

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Amber: It’s illegal to be better looking than me.

Candy: Well shit. Guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.