#certez

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Art trade!~~ For karmalarma! It’s Sealtez jackin some shoes~~ Stealing is wrong kids

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Who all is getting kissed under the mistletoe this year?

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Hey certez! Got plans for Gristmas?

NAH, MOTHAFUCKAS AROUND HERE CELEBRATE 12TH ?ERIGREE'S EVE. GET YOUR ?HONY BALOGNA KNOCK OFF HOLIDAYS OUT OF MY FACE, HAHAHA.

BUT YEAH, I'VE GOT FUCKIN' ?LANS.

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UGH. I'VE BEEN FEEDING LUTHOR A LOT OF MY FAVORITE FOODS, AND IT'S NICE SEEIN' HIM ENJOY THEM AND ALL BUT IT'S KINDA BUMMING ME OUT. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STICK TO STUFF HE LIKES.

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LUTHOR HAS MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE AND OFFERED TO LET ME FEED HIM. LIKE, ALL THE TIME. HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME BUT I THINK HE'LL REGRET IT, HAHA. SO I'LL JUST ENJOY IT WHILE I CAN.

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Time for some Wriggler Certez jokes

WHAT'S A SHARK'S FAVORITE SANDWICH?

?EANUTBUTTER AND JELLY FISH!

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A SHARK IS HUNGRY?

IF HE'S BREATHING! HAHAHA!

WHAT'S A SHARK'S FAVORITE SMELL?

BLOOD! HAHAHA! HONK.

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Oh, oh, I love this game! Okay, Mourti <>/<3/c3< Certez, Mourti <3< Virtus (they've never even met if I'm not mistaken)

<>: Catacomb Cuddles<3: Formaldehyde Kisses<3<: Death at a Funeral

Virtus: Fish Bones

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Oh boy most of our ships have ship names but how about some alternates and crack: Luthor <3< Certez, Jehcht <> Certez, Chapen <3 Ikaika, Rupert <3 Yuudai, annnddddd Boonie <3 Virtus

Luthor <3< Certez: Fade to Black

Jehcht <> Certez: Comfort Food

Chapen <3 Ikaika: Punch Drunk Love

Rupert <3 Yuudai: Lion Tamer

Boonie <3 Virtus: Love Bites