Mini Fanfic #1362: Firecracker on the Loose (Kingdom Hearts X SSBU)
10:13 a.m. at Smash. Town: Funky's Firework Shop.......
Funky: (Seen Casually Wiping the Counter in Front of Him While Humming to the DK Rap Playing Inside his Store)
'Door Opens'
Lea: (Steps Into the Store While Standing by the Door, Panting a Bit in Exhaustion) Alright!......I....I made it.
Funky: (Forms a Bright, Welcoming Grin on his Face, Towards his New Customer) Yoooooo! Welcome to my very own fireworks shop, my man. (Points his Finger Gun at Lea) Really digging the spikey, lion mane hairstyle you got on right now.
Lea: Oh.....(Smiles Back at Funky While Still Panting) Thanks!....Had to grow this bad boy light-years ago....(Has his Thumbs Up) But it was allll worth it in the end....('Phew') Dear lord, this town is too damn big. (Starts Walking Up to the Counter)
Funky: Yeah, you got that right. Had yourself an jogging session this morning?
Lea: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Hair) Ehhh....Something like that.
Few Minutes Earlier
Lea: (Was Seen Running on the Sidewalks) Come on, come ooon! There has to be a nearby bus around here in one of these streets-
????: LEEEEEEEEEA!!
Lea looks back to see Aqua and the rest of his fellow Certified Moms chasing behind him, all of which each have disappointing looks in their face.
Aqua: You get back here RIGHT NOW, MISTER!!
Lea: I'm just going to the store for a bit, I'll be bac-hack!
Daisy: Oh please! Like we don't know which specific store you're heading to!
Peach: You know good and well that you are NOT allowed to go anywhere near those fireworks, let alone going to a store that sells nothing BUT them- Huh? (Notices the Bus Has Arrived From a Closer Distance)
Lea: (Pumps his Fist to the Side in Rejoice) Yes.
Samus: Lea! Don't you DARE get in that bus or so HELP US- (Sees Lea Already Got Inside the Bus)
Lea: (Shrugs Happily at the Ladies While Giving the Bus Driver his Cash) Sorry! Can't hear you girls over the sound of the bus door closing in. (Starts Waving Goodbye as The Door Close in Front of Him) SEE YAAA! ~
And with that, the bus drives off.
Aqua: LEEEA! (Stops Running Before Bending Down a Bit to Have her Hands on Both of her Knees as She Regains Her Breath) ('Huff Huff') You..... (Angrily and Tiredly Shakes her Fist at the Faraway Bus) Troublemaker you!
Bayonetta: (Place her Hand onto Aqua's Shoulder) It's okay, dear. We'll find him quick before you know it.
Samus: And once we do, we'll scold the hell outta him all the way back home.
Peach: While holding him in our very arms!
Certified Moms: YEAH!
Aqua: Right!.....(Gets her Knees Back Up Before Wiping the Sweat Off her Forehead) ('Phew') He won't get away with this. (Pulls her Phone Out of her Pocket While Making a Call) Especially when we'll have a few backups on the way.
Meanwhile at The Seasalt Family's Apartment
In yooou and I, there's a new-
Isa: (Answers the Call on his Phone While Holding his Coffee Mug) Hello? Ah, Aqua, Good Morning......Why? What is he- (Pause For a Few Seconds Before Groaning and Have the Strong Urge to Pinch the Bridge of his Nose at the Realization) Dear Palutena, please don't tell me......Good Morning to you too, Lady Palutena.....Yeah.....We'll be on our way. Thank you.
Call Ends
Isa: (Knocks on Roxas' Room) Roxas- (And Then om Xion's Room) Xion, wake up!
Xion: (In her Room Yawning) Good morning, Isa....
Roxas: Do you have to wake us up now? It's Saturday and a holiday wrapped into one.
Isa: Afraid I must. Your resident Fire Mom is out trying to buy fireworks in Smash Town as we speak.
The entire apartment became silent for a few seconds before both kids opens their respective room doors in complete shock and disbelief..
Roxas/Xion: WHAAAT!?
Back to the Present
Funky: (Begins to Laugh a Bit) Oho man! You are wild for that one!
Lea: Right? I'm just surprised I managed to make it here at all- (Starts Looking Around the Store, Watching All the Other Customers Shopping Here) Let alone find this place. (Turns Back to Funky) You really owned this?
Funky: (Happily Nodded) Yep! But I only have it open on occasional holidays, as you already suspected.
Lea: (Shrugs) Buying and using fireworks legally is where is at.
Funky: You know it! We got a lot of wicked firework contraptions you'll definitely fall in love with, made by yours truly: (Shows Off Some of the Items to Lea) We got our standard mini rocket launchers, smoke bombs, then we have plenty of our specities like banana sparklers, coconut spinners and peanut firecrackers for example, none of which are safe to eat- (Snaps his Finger Before Pointing at One of his Customer) Don't even think about it, Lanky.
An orange orangutan with blue overalls stops glazing on the peanut firecrackers in front of him, thanks to Funky's command, before lowering in head down in sadness and disappointment.
Funky: (Turns Back to Lea) But one of my personal favorite by far is the Barrel Blast Surprise!
Lea: (Eyes Widened in Complete Awe at the Silver Barrel in Front of Him) Woooooah.......
Funky: A metal barrel that shoots up to ten rocket launchers of fireworks, to the night skies, each of which shows off every single colors in the rainbow, at once, even the color black if you squint hard enough.
Lea: Siiick....(Looks at the Price of the Item) And it's already on sale!?
Funky: For half a price~ (Lowers his Shades Before Winking at Lea and Putting it Back on his Face) Now, I would give you more of the tour around here, but we wouldn't want you to get caught by your fellow moms, now can we?
Lea: ('Sigh') Yeah, I shouldn't keep wasting my time any longer than I should. It's not like I wanted to runaway from them like that, I just wanted a chance to use some fireworks for once- (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) But my know-it-all boyfriend and our two runts banned me from using them because they're- (Uses his Two Fingers to Bend Them Up and Down) "Too dangerous for me to pull off and use."
Funky: Well, they can lead to creating dangerous hazards if you're not using them carefully.
Lea: (Nods his Head in Agreement) Very true, 100%. But it's been five to six years now, I've long since learned my lesson by then, and I'm more than ready to start a clean slate and be more careful. But noooooo, my recklessness still knows no bounds to them and our friend groups apparently. It's ridiculous!
Funky: Caring for your well-being will always be a sweet thing, but I am firm believer of second chances.
Lea: You and me both, pal! Its something most people in this crazy ass world, deserves, more especially, yours truly. And another thing!.....(Pauses For a Second Before Whispering to Funky) Hey, do you have stool i can borrow, by any chance? I'm kinda in the urge of making a speech right now and-
Funky: Up. Say no more. (Walks Out of the Counter and Place a Mini Crate Down Right Next to Lea's Feet) I got a crate for you to use instead.
Lea: (Smiles Brightly) Neat. Thanks. (Stands on the Crate Before Grabbing his Chin While Thinking) Now how should I approach this?....
As Lea tries thinking of a way to start his speech, Funky changes the DK Rap into the instrumental version of Star-Spangled Banner in his store.
Lea: Screw it, I'm starting over- ('Clears Throat') Second chances! Like i said, It's what most people in this world deserves and I am clearly no different to this philosophy! But what I believe most of all is the pure, rich grasps of freedom for me, Funky- (Starts Pointing Around Everyone Present in the Store) and every last one you fellow fireworks enthusiasts here today!!
DK: (Raises an Eyebrow and Scratching the Top of His Head in Confusion While Standing Next to Chunky and Lanky Kong, Watching Lea From a Mid Distance) What's that skinny, lion mane guy talking about over there?
Chunky: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Something about freedom and fireworks? I'm kinda intrigued either way.
DK: (Forms a Bright Grin on his Face) Same! Let's go check it out, fella!
The two muscular Kongs make their way over to the nearby speech, leaving Lanky to pick up one of the banana sparklers, about to peal it off-
DK/Chunky: LANKY!!
......Only to be stopped by two of his friends from afar before pulling the idea back on the shelf and following them while making sad monkey noises.
While that happens, everyone else in store, little by little, gathers around for Lea's big speech.
Lea: You, the Citzens of Smash Town and me, the resident of Twilight Town, has the right to buy any kind of fireworks we want to light up for the celebration of July the 4th!!
Funky: Don't forget New Years, dude!
Lea: And New Years!- (Turns to the Store Owner) Thanks, Funky.
Funky gives Lea a grin and a thumbs up in return.
Lea: But unfortunately, there are some people who would rather ban you from ever using them, let alone step foot in every Firework Stores Imaginable, including this one.
Customer: ('GASPS')
Chunky: WHY!?
Lea: Cause they think you'd be too careless around them, that you'd put yourself in- (Moves his Two Fingers Up and Down Again) "Danger" around them, don't even bother to give you that second chance to learn and do better from your previous mistakes. I should know. I've been banned for five to six years for that exact reason, but now that we're in the second half of this new year, I stand here on this very crate, smarter and wiser than ever before, to say that enough is ENOUGH!!
Second by second, the crowd begins to cheer, applaud, and even nods Lea's noble speech thus far
Lea: So lemme ask all this: Do you enjoy lighting up fireworks on these special occasions!?
Crowd: YEEEAH!!
Lea: Do you like having those yearly opportunities being taken away from you!?
Crowd: NOOO!!
DK: It's the WORST!
Lea: Believe you and me, big guy, I hate it with a passion too! But today is the day that we don't have to stand for it anymore, got it memorized!?
Crowd: YEEEEEEAH!!!
Lea: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Continuing Speaking) Then, my fellow fireworks enthusiasts, I encourage us all here to buy whatever fireworks that peak our interest the most- Without the thought of eating some of them.
Lanky snaps his finger in the crowd.
Lea: -Go home, wait until nighttime comes around to go to whatever kind of firework related celebrations we have in our own spare time- (Raises his Fist Up in the Air) AND LET'S USE THEM RESPONSIBLYYYYYYY!!!
And with that, the crowd erupted with much louder, more broader cheers, all while the king of the jungle himself, starts rapidly beating on his chest while making even louder, much inspired gorilla noises.
Funky: (Walks Up to Lea While Clapping his Hands) That was a beautiful speech you made there, Lea. (Takes Off his Shades) ('Sniff') That actually brought a tear or two in my eyes just now. (Uses his Finger to Wipe Those Tears Away Before Putting the Shades Back On)
Lea: (Turns Back to Funky with a Proud Smile on his Face) I'm glad I was able to move you guys today, Funky. Now prep up that cash register! (Walks Over to Metal Barrel Contraption) I got me a mega cool Barrel Blast I wanna buy and light up for the party tonight and no one inside this very store is gonna STOP ME!
'Door Shuts Open'
???????: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!!
Everyone in the room became silent and all the strong will and confidence Lea had minutes ago, has now shattered into thin, tiny glasses in his mind as his eyes widens in complete disbelief and horror at his fellow Certified Motherns are now inside the store, glaring at him, menacingly.
Lea: Crap.
Funky: Welp- ('Clicks Teeth') The moms from outside just might. (Clears his Throat a Bit Smiles Softly at the Moms) Good Morning, ladies. I take it you're all here to pick your friend here, up today?
Peach: (Simply Nodded to Funky) You've guessed right, sir. He had us searching all over the town for him, worried sick.
Aqua: And we're going to have a very long discuss about that little runaway stunt he pulled, on our way back to the mansion. (Squints her Eyes at her Best Friend/Student in Particular) Isn't that right, Lea?
Lea: (Damnit Lea, get your dumbass head back in the game. You are this close to taking it home. Literally!) (Clears a Bit of his Throat to Help Calm Him Down a Bit with his Hand Slightly Up) Okay, I'll admit. The stunt I pulled on you ladies this morning was reckless, uncalled for, maybe even childish, and I will be more than gladly to accept any kind of punishment you all have in store for me....Right after I buy this wicked Barrel Blaster-
Moms: No.
Lea: Ah come on! It's on sale! I-I mean, didn't you guys say you needed fireworks for the party tonight?
Palutena: We did. That's why we asked Donkey Kong to buy a few of them for us earlier.
Lea: (Turns Over to the Gorilla Wearing a Red Tie That Has the Same Initial to his Name) Wait, really?
DK: (Happily Nodded) You know it! I'll let you use any kind I get here if you want.
Lea's face lit up like a Christmas tree upon hearing that offer-
Moms: NO!
Peach: (Points at DK) Do not let him anywhere near those fireworks, Donkey Kong! That's an order!
-Only for that single thread of happiness to crash and burn completely.
DK: (Quickly Salutes to Peach) Yes, ma'am! (Frowns at Lea) Sorry, pal.
Lea: So this is it, huh? On the day where we celebrate our independence and freedom, I still wind up getting nothing out of this, do I?
Samus: Oh, don't be such a drama queen, Lea. We got something nice for ya in return.
Lea: You do?
Samus: Yeah. (Forms a Bit of Conniving Smirk on her Face as She Holds Up-) A rope.
Lea: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Rope? For wha- (Takes Two and Two Together Before Letting Out a Sigh)
Then, without warning, Samus, Tifa, Daisy, and even Isabelle rushes over and pounces onto Lea, tying him into that very rope and a big, red bow that matches his lion mane style hair.
Lea: (Now Seen Being Carried Away on Samus' Shoulder) This is madness! A violation to my rights! I demand to be set free and put on fair trial at once!
Samus: (Starts Snickering a Bit) You've really gotten into the spirit of the holiday already, haven't you?~
Lea: (Gives Samus the Deadpinned Look) This is what being banned do to a man, Sammy, sue me! I hate this. (Starts Pouting as He and Rsst of the Moms Are Out the Door)
Peach: (Politely Bows to Everyone Else in the Store) We apologize for all the commotion our Lea may have caused here today. May you all have a very safe and wonderful 4th of July ahead. (Happily Waves Goodbye) Bye-Bye for now!~ (Closes the Door Behind Before Joining Up with the Others)
Customers: (Waves Back at The Princess) Byeeee, Peach!
DK: See ya back home!
Chunky: So that's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom......
DK: And the mother of our whole Smash Family. (Smiles Softly) She's nice.
Funky: Agreed. So are the rest of the Certified Moms. ('Sigh') Gonna miss having that Lea guy coming here for sure, but it's a reeeeeal good thing we didn't get on their bad side like he did earlier.
Everyone: (Starts Nodding to One Another in Agreement) Yeeeah.../Uh-Huh/No doubt about that/Mhm.
Outside in the Sidewalks
Lea: Gah! (Winches a Bit in Pain by Getting his Cheek Getting Pulled by a Pouting Peach) Gi- Hey! Easy with the pulling there, Pea- Ack!
Peach: No I may not go easy after that stunt you pulled, young man! You know better than to go make us worried like that. (Lets Go of Lea's Cheek Before Hopping Up and Giving it a Kiss) We talk about our problems together, not make them alone.
Moms: (Gives Lea More Soften Glares) Yeah.
Lea: ('Sighs in Defeat') I know....I'm really sorry for all that. I just....really want another chance to light up some fireworks tonight for the holiday. I would've been more careful. Or get hurt trying.
Tifa: ('Sigh') Lea, if you wanted to learn how to properly light up fireworks, you could've ask us for tips and advice to begin with. We could've learned them altogether from one of Izzy's guide books.
Isabelle: She's right. (Happily Shows Lea Three Booklets in her Hand) I have a plenty of books and templates on every fireworks instructions to read from, just in case.
Samus: We even thought about convincing your family to lift you off the ban this year. But considering you wanna give all your big sises heart attacks earlier, 'fraid we have no choice to extend it a little while longer.
Moms: Yep./Uh-Huh/It's for the best, dear.
Lea: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief After Hearing All That) Extend- (Groans While Lowering his Head Down in Misery) Why are you people doing this to me?
Aqua: (Gently Rubs Lea Hair) Because we love you so much, Lea. We don't want you to get yourself hurt and neither do they!
Lea: Neither who- NOOOOOOW!? (Eyes Widens in Horror Yet Again at the Sight of Seasalt Family Standing in Front him and the Moms, Glaring at Him)
Isa: Lea.
Lea: Uh- (Smiles Very Awkwardly at his Boyfriend) H-Hey, Isa....Kids....How's it....Shaking?
Samus: Shaking?
Lea: (Whispers to Samus) I'm terrified, alright!?
Isa: ('Sigh') You know, after a long, nice walk around this town while drinking a nice mug of coffee, on this fairly decent weather-
Roxas: Too hot!
Isa: Let me finish. I can safely say that I truly don't have it in to chastise you for your foolishness today.
Lea: You...You serious?
Isa: Yep. Crystal.
Lea: Huh. A strange turn of action coming from you of all people-
Isa: (Forms a Conniving Smirk on his Face as He Steos Behind Roxas and Xion) Which is why I'll let our kids do the work for me.
Lea: ('Sighs in Defeat') Annnnd there it is......
Roxas: (Sighs While Shaking his Head) Axel, Axel, Axel......(Turns to his Partner in Crime) What are we going to do with him, Xion?
Xion: You're guess is as good as mines, Roxas. (Turns to Lea) But what I DO know is that you are going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN WE GET BACK AT THE MANSION, YOUNG MAN!!
Lea: Hey, you're yelling at an adult here, young lady!
Xion: THEN START ACTING LIKE ONE!!
Peach: You tell him, sweetie!~
Lea: ('Ugh') God. This day can't get any worst from here, can't it?
Mini Fanfic #1358: Smash Family's Homecoming! (SSBU X Persona 5 X Paper Mario)
11:04 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Kitchen......
Sadayo: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking While Wearing the Sunflower Crown Lucas Gave to Her Few Days Ago) Okay. I've taken all of the feedbacks you've given me in the pass few days and decided to give these eggs one more shot. Only this time, I added the right amount of spice and seasoning while stirring and added those nice looking micro greens on top of each of them for the finishing top.
Smash Kids: (Looks Down at the Micro Greens Sitting on Top of Their Respective Scrambled Eggs in Awe) Oooooooooooh~
Sadayo: Add that with the smoked sausages and pancakes cooked and carefully placed on each of your plates, thanks to my wonderful assistant-
Lucas happily waves at everyone while wearing a yellow apron and a read bandana wrapped around his head.
Ashley: (Heart Begins to Melt at the Sight of her Own Boyfriend) I'm in love~
Sadayo: (Forms a More Confident Looking Smile on her Face) I have very little doubt that this might be your best breakfast meal. Hopefully. Probably. (Smiles Starts to Falter a Bit) Maybe. Honestly, this whole cooking thing got me super nervous now.
Lucas: (Gently Grabs Hold of Sadayo's Hand and Pays It a Bit) It'll be okay.
Jr: ('Hmph') We'll be the judge of that, chef. (Takes One Sharp Bite Off the Eggs from his Fork as He Chews It For a Seconds Before Enjoying The Taste Entirely) So gooooood!~
Ness: (Stares Down at the Eggs He Just Ate in Genuine Awe) I can't believe I'm going to say this, Jr is right. (Looks Up at Sadayo and Lucas) These eggs are delicious. (Went Back to Eating Some More Eggs)
Popo: (Starts Eating His Eggs Alongside Nana and the Others as He Starts Enjoying Them as Well) So good~
Nana: Yummy!~
Toon: Almost God-Like~
KIrby: (Happily Raises Both his Sppon and Folk in the Air While his Plate is Nearly Empty) Poyo Poyo!~
Toon: Ah dude! Kirby gave you 9.3 rating, Momma Sadayo!
Sadayo: ('Gasps') That's higher than the ratings from the last three days combined!~
Ashley: (Simply Nodded to Sadayo with a Small Smile) Yes, you've done well this time around. (Smile Grows Wider into a Very Loving One Towards Lucas) the same applies to you as well, Lucas my dear~ I really adore the heart shaped pancake you've made for me this morning~
Lucas: (Smiles Back at his Girlfriend) I'm glad you liked them!~ It actually took me ten minutes to form it all together. It symbolizes how much I love amd care for you with all my heart and soul~
Sadayo/Nano/Kirby: Awwwwwwwwww!~
Jr: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Oh barf.
Ashley: (Heart Begins to Melt Once More as She Hugs Lucas Very Lovingly) Oh Lucas!~ You keep giving me more and more reasons to I love and adore you dearly and this is truly no exception!!~ (Starts Snuggling Up onto Lucas' Embrace) My sweet, precious Sunflower you!~ (Starts Kissing on Lucas' Cheek)
Lucas: (Giggles Ticklishly by Ashley's Love and Affection) Ashleyyy!~ You give some much reason to love you too!~
Jr: ('Ugh') Double barf.
Ashley: (Points her Wand at Jr with a Dark Glare on her Face) Permission to Hex Jr to oblivion, Momma Sadayo?
Jr: (Immediately Gulps in Pure Fear)
Lucas: Ashley!
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Permission denied. That's too far, even for you, young lady.
Jr: (Starts Grinning at Ashley Evilly) Yeah, Ashley! Way too far! (Sticks his Tongue Out at the Witch)
Sadayo: Why not spray him down with orange juice instead? He'll learn his lesson by then.
Jr: Yeah- Wait what?
Ashley: (Shrugs) Hm. Better than nothing I suppose. (Waves her Wand Around in a Mini Circular Motion) Hocus Orantorgious!
Jr: (Already Waving his Hand in Front of Him in Defense) Waitwaitwaitwai- Gahhh! (Gets Sprayed Down into the Ground with Orange Juice)
'Thud'
Jr: Ouch.
Smash Kids points and laughs at Jr in his dispense
Ashley: (Uses her Wand to Poor Some More Orange Juice in her Glass with a Satisfied Smirk on her Face) ('Hmph') Maybe now you'll think twice about-
'A-Hem'
Ashley turns to see Lucas giving her his signature disappointed pouty look,much to her genuine dismay.
Ashley: ('Sighs in Defeat') I know. This is no better than hexxing him, but it's Bowser Jr! (Crosses his Arms While Pouting as Well) He's so annoying!
Lucas: ('Sigh') Yeah.....He is. But that's all the more reason why I don't want him to get the better of you or I'll have to punch him.
Ashley: (Rest the Side of her Head onto her Boyfriend's Shoulder) Don't bother, dear. He's not worthy of your time either. (Forms a Small Smile) Instead, allow me to promise you that I'll ignore him better next time.
Lucas: (Happily Hugs his Girlfriend Next to Him) Of course!~ And I'll forever be rooting for you in the sidelines. (Gives Ashley a Big Kiss on the Forehead, Causing her to Blush and Giggle a Bit in Return)
Jr: Third times the barf!!
Lucas: (Starts Getting Irritated) ......Right after you spray juice on Jr again.
Ashley: (Holds Up her Magic Wand Again) Gladly. (Points it an Already Terrified Jr. Again)
Jr: Waitwaitwait no I was yanking your chain-
Ashley Hocus Orantorgious!
Jr: Ack! (Gets Sprayed with Orange Juice Again) Cursed this delicious spell!!
Sadayo: (Giggles a Bit as She Handles Jr. a Towel) Alright, Ashley, I think that's enough juice spraying for one morning~ (Turns to Jr) And you, mister, really need to learn how to watch what you say around people.
Jr: (Rolls his Eyes in Defeat While Using the Towel to Dry Himself Off) Yeah, yeah, it's a blessing and cruse.
Ness: Mostly curse.
Jr: (Glares at Ness) Hey! The things i say can equally be a blessing! Sometimes. When it needs to be-
'Buses Honking'
Jr: Huh? (Starts Looking Around For the Sudden Noise) What's happening?
Toon: Those honks....There's not a single vehicle that has that kind of sound except for our buses.
Nana: ('Gasps') Which means.......
Smash Kids: OUR FAMILY BACK HOME!~
Kirby: POYO!~
Sadayo: Huh. Already? (Notices the Smash Kids Excitedly Rushes Out of the Kitchen) H-Hey! You kids get back here! (Steps on the Towel Jr Left Behind and Moves it Around to Clean Off the Orange Juice on the Floor) There is no way I am cleaning all of your mess again!
Smash Kids: (Rushes Back to the Kitchen) Right right./Oops/Sorry, Momma Sadayo. /Po-yo
A Few Minutes of Cleaning Later.....
As the gang gathers outside, they watches two white and black colored buses drives into the entrance gate and around towards the fountain.
Peach: (Has Her Head Out of the Window in the Bus While Waving at her Babies with a Big Smile on her Face) We're finally home, sweeties!!~
Smash Kids: (Happily Waves Back at Their Princess Mom) HI MOMMA PEACH!!~
Sadayo: (Seen Standing Next to Lucas) So those are what the Smash Buses looks like.....
Lucas: And all it's Smash Glory. (Turns to Sadayo with a Smile) Pretty neat, huh?
Sadayo: Yeah, it looks nice. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) But I dunno.....I'd imagine them being a lot wider for some reason.
Lucas: (Mimics What Sadayo's Doing a Bit) Well, I do remember a time when Uncle Dedede tried to push for idea of having his very own Party Bus for all of us to ride on in one family meeting, but was shot down due to it being a huge distraction to the driver. That and it kinda feel inappropriate to have.
Sadayo: Understandable on both fronts. (Scowling at the Thought) Don't think I'll ever show my face in public again if I ever get seen walking out, acting a fool from one of those contraptions.....
Lucas: I understand. ('Sigh') Oh man.....
Sadayo: (Turns to Lucas) What's wrong?
Lucas: I was so excited to see Big Sis Ann and Shiho again I completely forgot which bus they're on!
Sadayo: (Smiles a Bit) You really love those two knuckleheads, do you?
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) They're not knuckleheads, Momma Sadayo!~ Well, Ann is a little, but not by much, at least compared to Ryuji.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Nah. Him and Ren are both on a league of their own in terms of thick-headedness.
Lucas: (Giggles Some More) Yeah. But anyways, I always love and care for anyone close in my life: My sisters, Ashley, dad, Kuma, Duster, Boney, everyone in this family, even you.
Sadayo: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) You know, if I don't know any better, I'd say you've been putting me a pretty high pedestal an awful lot as of late~
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly at Sadayo Before Hugging Her Lovingly) I don't see why not. You're great,at least to me!~
Sadayo: (Happily Hugs Lucas Back) Thanks. I think you're great too, hon. So, how exactly do you plan on finding your two sisters?
Lucas: I thought of one idea, but you should probably cover your ears on this one if you don't mind.
Sadayo: Not at all. (Covers her Ears) Go right ahead.
Lucas: Okay! Thanks. (Clears his Throat Before Screaming Out....) ANNNNNNN!! SHIHOOOOO!!
Meanwhile at the Black Smash Bus......
Ann: (Seen Sleeping on an Already Sleeping Shiho's Shoulder on Their Seat Before Suddenly Walking Up to the Screaming) Huh!? Wha happen?
?????: WELCOME BACK HOOOOME!!~
Ann: (Let's Out a Loud Gasps at the Familiar Voice Screaming Before Shaking her Wife on the Shoulder) Shiho! Hey! Wake up!
Shiho: (Starts Yawning and Waking Up in Cue as She Rubs her Eye a Bit) Are we back home yet, Ann-Bear?
Ann: Yeah, we are and our Little Sunflower is calling for us right now!
Shiho: ('Gasps') Our baby!?~
Ann: (Starts Getting Excited) The very same!~ We have to go see him, Shiho-Kins, we just gotta!!~
Ryuji: (Yawning From the Other Seat) Finally! Home sweet-frickin' home!!
Everyone in the bus starts chatting amongst one another in rejoice.
Shiho: (Nods to her Wife) Let's do it. (Gets Up From her Seat Along with Ann) Alright, everybody SHUT UP & STAY SEATED UNTIL ANN AND I GET OUT OF THIS BUS FIRST!
Everyone in the bus becomes silent as they stares at the newly wedded couple in disbelief..
Ann: It has been a week and a half since we've seen our Little Sunflower and we've missed him like crazy. Therefore, its in the rights of our our Big Sisters Privileges that we leave out of here first! WE'RE COMING, LUCAS!!~ (Starts Sprinting Out of the Bus with Shiho Quickly Following Behind)
Ryuji: (Groans While Sitting Back Down on his Seat Next to his Girlfriend, Haru) This is so dumb. Big Sisters Privileges? The hell kind of made-up crap is that?
Haru: (Smiles Sheepishly at her Boyfriend) Let's just let them be for now, Ryuji dear. It has been a good while since they've seen Lucas-San after all.
Ryuji: So!? (Crosses his Arms While Pouting a Bit) I miss the kid too, you know?....
Haru: Ohh~ (Starts Hugging Ryuji) I know you do, dear, I know~
Back Outside
Lucas: (Turns to Sadayo) Do you think I was loud enough or-
???/?????: LUCAAAAS!~
Lucas looks over and gasps happily at the Sight of his two sister figures being the first to step out of the black bus before running over to him.
Lucas: ANN!~ SHIHO!~ (Rushes Over to Duo amd Hug Tackles the Both of Them to the Ground) I'm so happy to see you two again!~ I hope you had yourselves a great honeymoon/family vacation in Hawaii.
Shiho: Oh Lucas, it was so wonderful~ The beaches, spas, the hula shows, even the tour lectures Makoto helped provide for us gotten interesting overtime.
Ann: (Starts Snuggling onto a Giggling Lucas' Embrace) But it just wasn't the same without our Precious Little Sunflower there with us!~ Heard our old homeroom teach been watching over you kids this whole time. (Playfully Smirks a Bit) You didn't give her too much trouble along the way, did ya?~
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) In some cases we did, Jr especially, and there were some hiccups here and there, Momma Sadayo did her very best taking care of us those past few days and I couldn't be any more proud of her than I am right now, you know?
Ann: D'Awwwwww~ You're calling her Momma already?~
Shiho: (Playfully Shrugs) Makes sense given she's been part of the Smash Family for some time now.
Lucas: Exactly. Ooh- Speaking of which- (Happily Presents Ann and Shiho Their Gifts) Happy Berated Mother's Day, you two!~
Shiho: (Gasps Alongside Ann as She Receives her Mother's Day Gift) Lucas~ You made Sunflower Crowns?~
Ann: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) For us?~
Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Mmhm. Ashley and Ness helped me make four of them a few days ago. One for Ashley herself, Momma Sadayo, and finally, you two. I really hope you like down the line.
Ann: (Puts her Crown on her Head Before Smiling Ever So Brightly) I love it already!~ And I love YOU most of all!!~ (Happily Hugs Lucas Again) My baby boy!~
Shiho: (Happily Joins in on the Hug with Her Crown Already on her Head) Me too!~ I don't care how much of a growing boy you are, the next family vacation trip we plan on going, you'll come along with us no question asked!~ (Starts Kissing Lucas' Cheek)
Lucas: (Giggles Ticklishly) Okay, okay, it's a promise!~ I don't think I could quite handle being without you guys for a whole week and a half.
Ann: Neither could we. (Smiles Brightly) Buuuut lucky for each of us, we have all the time in the world to make up for lost times. Starting today!~
Lucas: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise) Really?
Ann: Really really~ There's no place neither of us would rather be right now than going out, spending time with you, Lucas. (Gives her Little Sunflower a Big Kiss on the Other Cheek)
Shiho: You're coming along too, Ashley-Kun. You're just as apart of this nutty Sunflower Family as you think~
Ashley chimes into the group hug with a soft, genuine smile creeping up on her face.
Hat Kid: (Hops Out of the White Bus with a Big Smile on her Face) Guess who's bacccck?~
Smash Kids: Hat Kid!~/Poyo!~ (Runs Up and Gives Hat Kid a Group Hug)
Ness: Long time, no see!~ Did you guys had a great time in paradise?
Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded) The best!~ I missed you guys.
Nana: (Heart Begins to Melt Alongside the Others) Aww Hat Kid!~ We missed you to-
Jr: Where's our souvenirs?
The rest of the Smaah Kids Glare at Jr in silence
Jr: What? I wanna know.
Hat Kid: (Rolls her Suitcase to the Gang) I have 'em right here- (Opens Up the Suitcase) Ready for you guys!
Smash Kids: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Awe at How Many Fancy Souvenirs They're Welcome To) Wooooooooah......
Nana: There's so many stuff in here.....
Popo: (Looks Up at Hat Kid) How were you able to get all of this?
Ness: It has to cost you a fortune.
Hat Kid: (Casually Shrugs) They're a cheap price. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) Plus, Shadow helps pay them for me~ (Points the Others to Her Big Brother Shadow Stepping Out of the White Bus With his Phone in his Hand) Say thank you to him.
Smash Kids: (Waves at the Ultimate Lifeform) Thank you, Shadow!!~
Nana: We love you!~
Kirby: Poyoooo!~
Shadow casually waves at the Smash Kids while on his phone, walking away.
Ness: Now with that out of the way- (Immediately Rushes Towards Hat Kid's Suitcase) I CALL DIBS ON THE TIKI STATUE!!
Smash Kids: (Goes in on the Suitcase as Well) NO FAIR!/I WANNA GO IN AND CHECK!/GIMME GIMME!!/POYO!!
Toon: (Chuckles Lightly While Watching his Friends Digging Through the Suitcase) It's only been a minute since you got here and you've already caused chaos. (Turns to Hat Kid Next to Him) I missed you. (Eyes Begins to Widened at What He Just Said Before Turning Away, Blushing) I-I mean we! WE here missed you! The others, definitely! Not to say I don't missed you at all- I may or may not missed you a whole lot, but-
Toon suddenly stops talking immediately as Hat Kid gives him a big kiss on the cheek before smiling brightly at him.
Hat Kid: I missed you too, Toon Link. A whole lot!~
Toon: (Stares at Hat Kid as his Blush Turns Redder) C-Cool.
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly at How Cute Toon is Acting)
Sadayo watches the kids still digging through Hat Kid's suitcase from a distance, with a smile on her face.
?????: Sadayooo!~
Sadayo: Huh?- Ack! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Loving With Peach and the Rest of Their Fellow Certified Moms)
Peach: Oooh we are soooo proud of you right now, dear!!~
Sadayo: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You are?
Rosalina: (Happily Nodded) Mhm. You've took responsibility of watching over our babies all on your own with great strive, for an entire week and a half.
Samus: (Looks Up at the Mansion in Front of Her and the Others) All while the mansion is still in one piece. (Looks Back at Sadayo with an Impressed Smirk on her Face) You did pretty well for a rookie mom.
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) And don't even get us started on how you handled Jean Whatshisface few days ago. You literally sent that jerk flying with the a bat to DA FACE!
Bayonetta: With only one swing too!~ We had a feeling you'd be a tough cookie, darling, but we never would've expect you to be this courageously bold as well~
Sadayo: (Shrugs with a Bit of a Proud, Smug Smirk on her Face) Hey, it's like I told the kids: He asked for that bat in the face and I obliged. Nothing to it than that. (Smirks Turns into a Sheepish Smile) B-But uhh....(Chuckles Awkwardly) I...do hope that turn of events doesn't automatically make me a candidate to one of your Smash Tournaments going forward. Really don't think I'm cut out for the whole fighting gig as any of you ladies.........
Peach: (Snuggles onto Sadayo's Embrace a Bit) It's okay, dear. You're a teacher and mother, not a fighter. We won't let you go through all of that if you truly don't want to.
Sadayo: ('Sighs in Relief') Okay, good, thank you....And also, thanks again for believing in me this whole time. I really appreciate it.
Palutena: (Smiles Softly at the Homeroom Teacher) No need to thank us for that. We're a big team. We always believe and have faith in each other on anything we do.
Peach: We're just so happy to hear you stick to your guns and endure the entire ordeal until the very end. You should be proud.
Sadayo: (Heart Begins to Melt Once More) Thank you, yet again. Though to be honest, I probably wouldn't have tried as hard as I did if a certain little Sunflower didn't encourage me to keep doing my best the whole way through. I'll always be grateful of him for that.
Isabelle: ('Gasps') Does that explain why you're wearing that cute crown of yours today?~
Sadayo: (Smiles Sweetly) Yeah~ Lucas made it for me few days ago for my first ever Mother's Day Gift~
Moms: (Hearts Starts Melting All at Once) AWWWWWWWWWWWW!~ Our sweet babyyy!~
Sadayo: ('UGH') I know, right!? I love him so much!!~
Peach: So do we!!~
Samus: (Smiles Softly) And he loves you too if he went out of his way to help you along the way.
Sadayo starts thinking about all the times Lucas was right by her side, helping her in become the mom she was destined to be.
Sadayo: Yeah. (Places her Habd into her Chest with a Loving Smile on her Face) I'm so glad~
'Honk-Honk-HONNNK'
The moms turn over to see Ann casually sitting behind the wheel of her pink cruiser with her wife, Shiho on the passenger sit and Lucas and Ashley sitting on the the other side of the backseat, all while wearing sunglasses and their respective sunflower crowns on each of their heads.
Ann: (Staring at Sadayo with a Smirk on her Face) Hey loser! Get in! We're going Shopping today!~
Moms: (Starts Snickering and Giggling at this Sudden Exchange)
Sadayo: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief) Excuse you!?
Ann: Excused~ Now hurry up and hop in, girl!~
Sadayo: (Comically Glares at her Former Student) I won't be with that attitude of yours, young lady! (Groans While Turning Back to the Moms) Are you all seeing this nonsense right now?
Samus: Girl, relax~ They're only reenacting that one scene from Mean Girls.
Peach: (Happily Claps her Hands) Ooh!~ I lobe that movie. We should definitely call Aqua and Lea here to watch it with us later.
Sadayo: First time I've heard about the film. Is it as annoying as the title suggest?
Daisy: (Sheepishly Shrugs) Ehhhh kinda? It's mostly hilarious kind of annoying if anything. (Wraps an Arm Around Sadayo's Shoulder as She Turns Back to the Sunflower Crew) But for now, go to them~ They clearly want to hangout with you.
'HOOONNNNK'
Sadayo: (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Impatiently so.....
Peach: (Gives Sadayo a Soft, Reassuring Smile) You've more than earned a day out with the people you love. We'll have your tea and nice, hot, and brewed for you along with ours, once you get back.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Well- (Puts on her Sunglasses) If you say so. I'll see you all later then. Need me to bring any of you something back? (Walks Over to Ann's Car)
Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly) Not at all, darling, just go out and have some fun!~
Moms: (Happily Waves at Sadayo) We love you!!~
Sadayo: (Waves Back at her Fellow Moms) Love you guys too!~ (Opens the Left Back Seat Door) See ya! (Gets into the Car While Pouting at Ann) Alright, Takamaki, are we gonna have a chat about you being rude to your poor teacher here?
Ann: (Giggles Softly) Oh relax, teach!~ I just wanted to mess with you only once today.
Shiho: (Smiles Sheepishly) You do seem like the loser archetype of a protagonist though.
Lucas and Ashley starts snickering to themselves.
Sadayo: Loser!? I'll have you two ladies know that I was fairly popular back in my day. Cheerleader, Class Rep, and Valedictorian all rolled up into one, thank you very much! And another thing....(Continues Ranting as Ann Drives Her and The Others Out to the Mansion's Entrance Gate)
Makoto: (Sighs as She and Ren Steps Out of the White Bus Together Along with Everyone Else) Seems our honeymoon/vacation has finally reached it's end.
Ren: ('Sigh') I know. It went a lot faster than I thought it would.
Makoto: ('Sigh') Yeah. And now, we have to go back to our regular, boring adult lives and journey jobs along with it...
Ren: Yep. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face as He Wraps his Arm Around his Wife's Shoulders) As Mr & Mrs. Amimaya~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Her Husband Next to Her) You read my mind entirely!~ I'm so happy I'm finally married to you now, Ren-Ren~
Ren: (Smiles Back at Makoto) I'm happy I get to officially be with you forever, my Queen~
Makoto: Till death do us part?~
Ren: Sounds like a reasonable plan. (Forrms a More Cocky Smirk) But I ain't gonna die anytime soon.
Makoto: (Smirks Back at Ren) Neither will I~ (Shares a Sweet, Tender Kiss with Ren On the Lips)
Sae: (Sighs While Standing Behind the Newly Married Couple Alongside a Snickering Tae) Can you two please move it along already? Some of us are trying to get to home aa soon as possible here.
Tae: Yeah, that dumb soap opera show Sae loves so much, is gonna be on in half and hour-
Sae: (Immediately Pouts at her Girlfriend) Young & Restless is anything BUT stupid, Tae! Take it back!
Tae: Nope~
Sae: Then no three-hour long sex time afterwards-
Tae: Uhh- Did I say stupid? (Smiles Awkwardly) What I meant to say is that the show so..... endearing and....SUPER fun to watch! (Chuckles Awkwardly Before Sighing) I hope you bought that....
Sae: You were clearly phoning it in completely. (Forms a Small Smirk on her Face While Gently Patting on Tae's Cheek) But I appreciate the effort all the same~ (Gives Tae a Kiss on the Lips)
Tae: (Forms a Cheeky Grin onbher Face) Score~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly at the Whole Exchange) I understand your pain all too well, doc.
Makoto: (Gives Ren a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Do you want our sex time to be provoke for the rest of the month too, dear?
Ren: (Eyes Immediately Widens in Horror) No! No, I do not want that. (Forms an Awkward Smile of his Own) In fact, I can't wait to watch all the new Young & The Restless episodes back home, waiting for us right now! (Chuckles Awkwardly Before Sighing in Defeat)
Makoto: (Smiles Again While Patting Ren's Cheek) Good boy~ (Starts Kissing Ren's Lips Again)
Tae: Godspeed, Guinea Pig.
Sae: (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) (I taught her well~)
Mewtwo is seen hovering over to his bags until a certain someone suddenly covers both of his eyes with her hands.
??????: Gueeeess who~
Mewtwo: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face as He Easily Recognized the Sound of her Voice) Let's see......Do you happen to be purple, have bright yellow eyes, and is very gorgeous all around?~
???????: Perhaps~ (Starts Giggling While Blushing) But do you happen to know what my name is by ant chance?
Mewtwo: To everyone, you are known as Vivian. But to those you are close with....(Starts Blushing a Bit) Including myself, you are Vivi, correct? (Suddenly Felt His Eyes Are Now Uncovered) Hm?
Vivian: (Happily Reveals Herself Right in Front of Mewtwo With a Big Smile on her Face) You guessed right!~ (Hugs her Boyfriend Very Lovingly) Welcome back home, Mewwy!~
Mewtwo: Thank you. (Hugs Vivian Back) As breathtaking as the trip was, it's still good to be back. I hope you didn't missed me too badly while I was gone.
Vivian: Oh Mewwy~ It was torturous not to think about you in those past few days~ But I persevered through it all! Done a little sightseeing and shopping with Goombella and Koopie Koo, sail the seas and do a little accordion playing session with the Captain- (Starts Pouting a Bit) Had to put up with my dumb, jerks of two sisters afterwards- (Went Back to Smiling Again) But other than that, I've been doing great!~ I hope you didn't missed me too much throughout your time in paradise~
Mewtwo: Well-
Zelda: (Immediately Chimes into the Conversation Alongside her Boyfriend, Owain) Oh, you know for sure he has!~
Owain: (Starts Nodding his Head) Yes, very much so that it didn't take long for the poor lad to become- (Places the Back of his Hand onto his Forehead I a Dramatic Like Fashion) A Lovesick Guppy!
Zelda plays the 'duh-duh duuuuh' sound effect from her phone, right on cue.
Vivian: (Places her Hands onto Both of her Cheek in Shock and Horror) Lovesick Guppy!!?
Mewtwo: (Gives Owain amd Zelda a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Lovesick Guppy? Seriously?
Zelda: Oh, but it's true~ You see, Mewwy here didn't express it as much first glance, but as two of his best friends, we can safely say that this poor boy thought about you endlessly the moment we got on that bus!~
Owain: (Starts Nodding Again) Yes, so much so that he tried skipping his dinner meals.
Vivian: Skipping dinner meals!? (Turns to Mewtwo with a Very Concern Look on her Face) B-But Mewwy, it's always important to eat something in the evening.
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') It was only one time. I didn't think the meal at the time was anything to write home about.....(Turns Away While Blushing Again) And that hula show reminded me a lot of you in a way that it made me teleport back in my room without anyone noticing.
Zelda: Awww- I-I mean- ('Clears Throat') You hear that, Vivi? He thought about you as a very pretty hula dancer while skipping dinner. Unbelievable, isn't it?
Vivian: I've never been more flattered and worried in all my life.
Owain: Well, luckily for you, with the help from the princess and I, your beloved Mewwy went out of his way to buy you plenty of nice souvenirs for you to savior and enjoy. A starfish cane, a few dark fantasy books on the side-
Mewtwo: I even got these seashells necklace. (Shows Vivian her Third Souvenir Gift)
Vivian: ('Gasps) Mewwy, this looks so pretty~ (Looks Up at her Boyfriend with Sparkling Eyes) Amd it's all for me?~
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) Only for you. (Carefully Puts the Necklace Around Vivian's Neck) I figured it would look nice for you to wear on a few nicer occasions.
Vivian: (Slightly Holds Up her Necklace with a Loving Look in her Eyes) I will forever wear this beautiful jewelry for all eternity~
Mewtwo: (Starts Blushing Some More) O-Oh! I see~
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) Very wise decision you've made, milady. Oh and just so you are aware, he misses your hugs and kisses.
Zelda: Like, very much so! It gotten so bad that he hardly ever hugs anyone of us during our lovely trip together. (Eyes Begins to Sparkle in Sadness) Like a sad, rusty tinman~
Mewtwo: Zelda, you cuddled wi- (Notices Zelda and Owain Winking at Him to Go Along with What They Said Before Sighing in Defeat) What they say it's true. My thoughts of missing you had made me sad and nearly emotionless for days on end. A tragedy I'm aware- Woah! (Suddenly Gets Hugged Very Lovingly by Vivian)
Vivian: Well, your sad days are officially over now that we're finally reunited!~ And I am more than ready to give you all the love, hugs, and kisses that poor heart of yours need~
Mewtwo: (Starts Blushing Yet Again) T-Thank you. I'll do what I can to provide you the same in return. That being said, I....couldn't help but notice that your lips has gotten shinier~
Vivian: (Smiles Brightly) Oh you like?~ Goombella helped pick new a pair of lipstick and lip gloss for me the other day, to help me look my very best- (Forms a Loving, Seductive Smile on her Face) And to kiss a very handsome legendary right in my very sights~
Mewtwo: Is that so? I take it you're very happy to seize the moment at last, right now.
Vivian: Oh absolutely!~ Especially now that I know you've been a Lovesick Guppy this whole time.
Mewtwo: Hence why you're here to provide me much needed assistance~
Vivian: Bazanga~ (Leans Over and Gives Mewtwo a Loving, Passionate Kiss on the Lips For a Few Seconds Before Pulling Away For a Second More) I love you so much, Mewwy~
Mewtwo: (Taken Aback by the Kiss He Shared with his Girlfriend) I-I love you too, Vivian~
Vivian: (Giggles Softly) You sillyhead!~ (Starts Rapidly Kissing Mewtwo's Cheeks While Snuggling onto Him in his Arms)
?????: (Having fuuun?~)
Mewtwo turns to see Zelda and Owain smiling very widely at him and Vivian before sighing mentally.
Mewtwo: (Yes. Despite all the ridiculousness you two put me through, this....happens to be one of the best feelings I have in my whole life, so....thanks for that.)
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly) (You're always welcome, Mewwy!~ i love you~)
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded to Zelda) (I love you too, Zelda. You too Owain.)
Owain happy gives Mewtwo the thumbs up, completely unaware of what the others are thinking about.
Mewtwo: (Right. I forgot he doesn't telepathic powers like us yet.)
Zelda: (I'll teach it to him on a later date.)
Vivian: (Smiles Brightly at Zelda) (I'm more than happy to help too!~ But for now, you think you and Owain could let us be a little while longer for now, Zelda? (Starts Smirking Even More Seductively) Momma Vivi still has sooo much love to share to my beautiful man at the moment~)
Zelda: (Why, of course we can!~ Lord knows how much Mewwy's poor lips needs it right now~)
Mewtwo: (Zelda, I swear to Arecu-) (Immediately Gets Kissed on the Lips Again by Vivian Before Enjoying it Completely)
Owain: (Let's Out a Satisfied Sounding Sigh) All well that ends well as they all say! Seems our wingmen duties has succeeded once again, milady~
Zelda: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yep!~ All thanks to you, honey!~ You really pulled through for us from beginning to end- (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Own) And I think we need to celebrate this wonderful ocassion, don't you agree?~
Owain: Why, certainly! (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) But what on green Earth do we need to do to- (Suddenly Notices Something Different about Zelda's Usually Look) Ohhhhhh......Your lips, it gotten pinker.
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly) Finally, you noticed!~ I tried on this new strawberry lip bomb Kyoko let me borrowed before leaving Hawaii earlier and I thought about using a certain someone to test my kisses out~
OwaIn: Ah! So I take it I'm the perfect test subject?
Zelda: Perfect and very handsome to boot~ (Makes a Small Kiss Sound) Hope those lips of yours are puckered up nice for me~
Owain: (For a Bright, Competitive Grin on his Face) Oh, they are not just puckered up, but they are ready for any action that will occur at any second notice! Do your absolute worst or in this case, your bes- Woah!
And so, Zelda hug tackles Owain to the ground as she begins to kiss him all over his face with little to no shame on her end.
Mini Fanfic #1280: Momma Peach's Proactive Schedule~ 💕 (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts)
7: 34 a.m. at Smash Mansion: Mario and Peach's Beadroom.........
'Door Opens'
Mario: (Happily Walks Out of his and Peach's Restroom While Having his Branded Towel Wrapped Around his Waist) It's-a-time to start a brand new day! (Closes The Door Behind Whe Screaming Out....) Wahoo! Hm? (Turns to see his Princess is Still in Bed, Under the Covers) Peach?
Mario walks over to the bed and gently taps on Peach's shoulder, no movement or response.
Mario: (Walks Over to Peach's Side of the Bed Next) Peeeeach.....Are you awake over here? (Was About to Slowly Pulls Up the Covers-)
Peach: Gotcha!~
Mario: Woah! (Immediately Gets Pulled in the Civer with Peach Holding him in her Arms)
Peach: (Smiles Brightly) My darling teddy bear of a man!~
Mario: ('Sigh') I should've known you would pull this kind of trap on me in the morning......
Peach: And it worked like charm! (Snuggles onto her Teddy Bear in Question) Now, cuddle with me~
Mario: (Raises an Eyebrow While Speaking in a Bit of a Fatherly like Tone) Peach, we've already cuddled hours earlier. We can't ignore the busy schedule you've made for ourselves here today.
Peach: (Immediately Gives Mario the Sad, Puppy Dog Look) Plweeeeease?~ I promise it won't be too long!~
Mario: (Facepalms Himself) Mama Mia-You know I hate it when get sad like that! (Starts Pouting a Bit) Even if it is cute.
Peach: I'll be very adorable if you decline my humble request~ (Starts Wobbling her Lips Up and Down)
Mario: ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, we'll cuddle. But ONLY for five minutes. After that, we get this day started, got it?
Peach: (Happily Salutes to Mario) Yes sir!~
The couple spent thirty plus minutes cuddling and snuggling with one another before they branch out to start the brand new day in question.
8:34 p.m. at the Dining Room: The Certified Moms' Table..........
Lea: So we're still gonna be going out to that new club down a couple of streets in town later on tonight?
Samus: (Looking Up the Name of the Club on her Phone) Yep. The Promiscuous Night Club. Never been there myself, but it's fairly lit from what I've heard.
Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly with Her Legs Up in the Air in her Usual Glamorous Fashion) Any establishment that earn their "Lit" status are more than worthy of having our dazzling presences get down around the dance floor!~
Palutena: (Casually Shrugs While Sitting Next to Her Witch) And possibly have one of us get wasted along the way.
Rosalina: (Smiles Softly) That sounds like a fun time already. ('Sigh') But alas, I cannot join you all tonight. (Starts Getting Excited) The Lumas and I are going to see Ryu train with Mr. Oni at the rocky mountains later today~
Aqua: (Turns to Rosalina) Are you referring to that old man carrying his pet turtle around?
Rosalina: (Happily Nodded) The very same. He's so bizarre yet very intriguing to listen to at the same time. (Giggling a Bit) He won't admit it, but I believe my dear Ryu is coming around to liking his presence as well.
Isabelle: (Smiles Softly at Rosalina) Well, that's nice to hear at least. Speaking of which, I can't say I'll be able to join you guys tonight either. I promised Mr. Nook I would help him set up the island's meeting I'm attending to all afternoon.
Samus: Ohh boy. (Lazily Rolls her Eyes) I wonder it's gonna be about this time......
Isabelle: ('Sigh') The usual. House prices, special events, percentage of the bells' currency. (Starts Rolling her Eyes as Well) The only difference that it'll be longer than last year's.
Peach: (Closes her Eyes Along with the Rest of the Ladies and Lea) We'll think of you two in heart the whole night through...(Smiles Brightly) On the bright side, a certain mayor of New Donk City is gonna be joining us tonight!~
Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise and Excitement) No way!~ You actually convinced Pauline to come along for the ride!?
Peach: Somewhat ~ She sounded so relieved once she told me about getting everything situated in her city. (Giggles Softly) So much so that she screamed out "YES" before I could even finish asking the question~
Samus: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Hey, I'd be hooting and hollering to get out of that office too if I were in her heels.
Peach: Right!?~ (Puts on a Bit of a Determined Look on her Face) But with that being said, we must do everything we can to have her first visit at this town a safe and memorable one.
Daisy: (Points her Thumb at Herself With a Confident Grin on her Face) Then let me play the role of her bodyguard for the night.
Samus: I'll volunteer for the role as well. (Starts Cracking her Knuckles a Bit) Been a while since i had to knockout a couple of sleazeballs bothering us.
Lea: (Turns to Samus) Hold up, you got in a bar fight before, Samus?
Samus: (Shrugs While Giving Lea a Bit of a Smug Looking Smirk on her Face) Eh. It was less of a fight and more of a one-sided punch across the jaw if anything.
Lea: Sick. (Grins as He Starts a Fist Bump with Samus Next to Him)
Peach: ('Sigh') I appreciate yours and Daisy's help on this immensely, Sammy, but please try not get yourself in trouble with those jerks for our sake, even if they do deserve it.
Samus: Oh, alright.
Daisy: Hey, can my girlfriend, Lili, come along with us too? It's her day off from modeling today.
Peach: (Happily Nodded) Of course. The more, the merrier. Now let's go give the mayor the best clubbing experience of her life tonight!~
The Certified Moms: (Cheers in Rejoice) Yeah!
10:43 a.m. at Smash Bros. Courtroom........
Peach: (Sitting on the Conjoint Judges Desk Along with Mario While Already Pinching the Bridge of her Nose) ('Sigh') How many times do we have to go over this with you boys?......
Mario: You can't keep wrestling with one another over a remote!
Diddy: (Standing in Front of the Desk Pointing his Finger Next to Donkey Kong) I've been trying to telling that for the longest now and he NEVER listens!
DK: What? (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed Together) I so too listened! It's not my fault that I was born to be bigger and stronger than you, pal.
Diddy: (Glares at his Best Buddy) Size doesn't always matter in the battlefield and you know it, DK!
DK: Oh yeah? (Turns Back to Diddy with Smug Smirk on his Face) Then how come you still can't beat me in arm wrestling, thumb wars, or punchies, hmmmmmm?
Diddy: Because your big and annoying!
DK: Nah. It's cause you're small and easy to beat.
Jury: Oooh.....
Diddy: ('Growls') THAT. TEARS IT!! (Launches Himself Towards Donkey Kong)
Mario/Peach: (Surprised by the Chimp's Action) DIDDY!?.....Hm? (........Or Lack There Of)
DK: (Holding an Angry, Punching Diddy Back by Having his Hand On his Forehead at Completely Ease) No worries, guys. It'll only be a matter time before he tires his puny little heart out. (Cooing at Diddy in a Teasing Fashion) Isn't that right, Little Budd-('SMACK') (Suddenly Felt a Sharp Kick to the Chins Before Quickly Holding it Up and Hopping On One Foot in Pain) YEOWCH!
Diddy: (Finally Smirks at DK) Not so easy to beat now, am I?
DK: (Growls at Diddy) Why you little!-
Donkey Kong tackles his little buddy to the ground as the two begin their actual fight.
Mario: (Starts Banging his Grovel Down) Order! Order in the court I say!- ('Ugh') Would you all please just-
Peach: (Slams her Palms Down to the Desk While Screaming Out-) ENOUGH!!
The princess' outburst was more than enough to not only shut the entire room up, but also get Donkey and Diddy Kong to stop fighting with one another.
Peach: There will be NO FIGHTING in thicourtrooms, especially between two best friends! (Glares Down at the Two Kongs) Do I make myself clear!?
DK/Diddy: Yes, ma'am. (Let Go of One Another Before Somberly Bowing Their Heads Down) We're sorry......
Peach: ('Hmph') (Simply Nodded) As you should be.
Mario: Now, to solve and (hopefully) end this situation for good this time, we advise you two to take turns using the remote from here on out. If a show one of you chose to watch end it's runtime, you must give the remote to the other person and let them pick what wanna watch next and vice versa. Simple enough, right?
Jury: (Starts Nodding Their Heads in Agreement) Correct.
Diddy: (Shrugs) That's fair.
Dk: ('Sighs in Defeat') I guess.....
Peach: I'm glad we could reach an agreement. (Gives the Kongs the Signature Motherly Glare) Because if I catch you two fighting over it again, I will have no choice but to revoke you from your banana eating privileges for the rest of the month!
Dk: (Eyes Begins to Widened Up in Pure Disbelief Along woth Diddy) No bananas.......
Diddy: F-F-For the whole month?......
DK: I-Including the Banana-Slamma Cake?.....
Peach: (Shakes her Head) None whatsoever. But that's only if you fail to keep your hands to yourselves over that remote controller.
Mario: (Raises an Eyebrow) Is that something you two can accomplish?
The Kongs: (Look At Each Other For a Brief Second Before Turning Back to the Judges in Front of Them) Yeah.
Peach: (Smiles Brightly) Good. Then by the power invested in me and my teddy bear of a man next to me~
Jury/Kongs: (Chuckles Lightly at Mario's Dispense)
Mario: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Mama Mia.....
Peach: (Immediately Glares at Everyone in the Room) HEY! Quit laughing at my teddy bear or will be no cake for any of you for the rest of the year!
And just like that the room went dead silent.
Peach: ('Hmph') (Went Back to Smiling Again) Much better~ This court is now adjourned.
'Smack Smack Smack'
11:39 a.m. at the Living Room...........
Smash Kids: Momma Peach!~
Peach: My babies!!~ (Happily Rushes Herself Over to Hug All of her Babies Present in the Room) Ooooooh!~ There's never been a day, minute or even a second in my whole life where I don't love and adore each and everyone of you to pieces~
Peach proceeds to give kisses to every one of the kids' cheeks, causing each them to giggle in teturn..
Peach: (Notices Dark Pit Walking by Before Happily Waving at Him) Pitto dear!~ Care to join along on the Momma Peach Hug Express?~
Dark Pit: Can't. I have a reputation to secure and uphold.
Ness: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) You have a reputation?
Ashley: (Rolls her Eyes) Of being an Edgelord probably.....
Dark Pit: No, its being cool and mature in general. It's a lotta work. And I refuse to let any of those embarrassing antics get in the way of that.
Peach: Embarrassing?......
'Record Scratch'
Dark Pit's eyes starts to widen up as he turns around to see his Momma Peach staring at him with pure sadness in her bright blue eyes.
Peach: B-But....I thought you enjoyed my motherly affections from the very beginning.......Pitto....(Tears Starts Building Up in her Eyes) ('Sniff') Were you telling lies?....
Dark Pit: What!? N-No! I would never do that to you, mom!
Peach: (Finally Bawls Her Eyes Out) THEN WHY WON'T YOU LET MOMMY LOVE YOUHOOHOOOHOOOOO!
The Smash Kids comforts their crying princess mom before glaring at the dark angel in front of them.
Palutena: (In the Other Room) Pitto! Quit being a nark and let your Momma Peach smother you!!
Dark Pit: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning) Of all the- ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, alright. Come here. (Walks Over to a Crying Peach and Hugs Her) You're not an embarrassment at all
Peach: ('Sniff') Really?~
Dark Pit: Yeah, I mean, you're emotional to the core, but who hasn't in this family, at this point. That and your love and care for all of us....(Starts Blushing a Bit) They're few of the many reasons why I and almost everyone else here love you a lot, you know?
Smash Kids: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!~
Dark Pit: (Glares at his Younger Siblings) Don't start.
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Hugs the Dark Angel Back) Ohh, you sweetheart of an angel you!~ No matter what anyone in this world would say, you'll always be cool in my eyes~
Dark Pit: Really?
Peach: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm~ (Starts Kissing Pitto on the Cheek Three Times Before Hugging Him Again) I love you so much, Pitto.
Dark Pit: (Heart Begins to Melt Before Putting on a Small Smile) Yeah. Love you too, mom.
2:39 p.m. at the Smash's Kitchen.........
Peach: Okay! Gonna add a little bit this annnnnnnd.....(Pour the Cake Batter Down onto the Bowl Filled with the Rest of the Ingredients For the Cake She's Making) Viola!~ Now to stir & mix.
Peaxh picks the wooden spoon up from the counter and uses it to stir the bowl she's now holding as the music plays from her phone.
Phone: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake~ If the way is haaazy!~
Peach: Ooh!~ I remember this song~ (Sing Along with her Phone) You know you can't be laaazy!~ (Giggles Softly) Such a catchy song too~
Peach then proceeds to sway her hips from side to side as she starts humming to the rest of the son-
Phone: BRING IT DOWN BITCH!
Peach let's out a loud yelp, nearly dropping the bowl as the nice, preppy song she once knew now has a drastic, more vigor and club anthem like mix into it.
Peach: What in the worl- Who's been messing with my music player!? (Turns to the Potential Suspects, Hiding Behind the Doorway)
Daisy: Crap! She's onto us. Bail! (Runaways From the Scene)
Peach: (Angrily Shakes her Fist at her Cousin) DAISY! ('Groans in Annoyance') So immature. I mean, really who would have an already catchy song be mix with a degenerate, shameless....oddly catcher son...(Notices Her Hips Starts to Shake to Beat in a More Seductively Manner Before Gently Slapping it to Shake) Down, girl! Save that salt-shaking for the club tonight. (Continues Stirring the Bowl) You're a mother of many for Pete's sake.
7:45 p.m. Outside of the Mansion.........
Peach: (Sticking her Head by the Side of the Front Door While Speaking to her Babies From Inside, While All Dress Up For Her Outing Together with the Rest of the Ladies and Lea) Your mothers and I are about to go now! Keep enjoying your lasagna and cake, listening to your Papa Mario and the rest of the adults present in that mansion, and please no throwing any house parties while we're gone, Pitto!
Kids and teens laughing at Dark Pit dispense from inside.
Dark Pit: (From the Inside) This is what we're doing? Reminding me of my past mistakes?
Pit: (From the Inside) Hey, it was your idea to begin with.
Dark Pit: And you helped!
Pit: Against my own free will!
Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') Oh please. You were enjoying it as much as the rest of us that night. Don't act innocent!
Pit: Nuh-Uh!
Peach: Boys, no fighting in there!
Pit/Dark Pit: Yes, ma'am.
Pit: Enjoy your night out!~
Younger Smash Family Members: WE LOVE YOOOOOU!~
Peach: (Already in Tears Again) I love you all too!~ ('Sniff') BYEEEEEEE!!~
Peach closes the door behind her as Samus presents her a box of tissues.
Samus: You're missing them already, huh?
Peach: (Rapidly Nodding her Head While Whimpering a Bit) Mmhm Mhmm. (Takes a Tissue Out of the Box and Wipes the Tears From Off her Eyes and Cheeks) I can't help it. They're my everything, along with you guys, Sammy~ (Blows her Nose onto the Tissue Before Throwing it Away to a Nearby Trash Can)
Samus: (Wraps her Arm Around Peach's Shoulder While Chuckling a Bit) Well, aren't you sweet~ You mean the world to us too, Peach. (Gives Peach a Peck on the Side of the Head Before Stepping Out of the Porch With Her) And don't about our babies in there, we'll give 'em of love first thing tomorrow, assuming we don't get hangover by then.
Peach: ('Sigh') Here's hoping. (Smiles Brightly at her Fellow Certified Moms Members Standing in Front of Her and Samus) Who's ready for our Mothers' Night Out tonite!?~
Certified Moms: (Cheers in Rejoice)
Daisy: Yeah, we're gonna get down with our bad selves on that dance floor tonight!~
Certified Moms: Yeah!
Lilith: Right after we shop till we drop first!~
Certified Moms: As per usual!~ (Giggles Softly)
Lea: (Turns to Peach) Hey, you think we should pick the mayor up first, boss?
Peach: Welllll, about that~
'Limousin Horn'
The ladies and Lea turn their head to see a white limo driving up around the mansion's fountain. As it stops, it's window ceiling opens up as it's passenger reveals herself to be none other than the Mayor of New Donk City.
Pauline: (Waves and Smiles Down at the Crew) Evening, all!~ Hope I didn't arrived too late.
Certified Moms: Pauline!~ (Make Their Way to the Limousin in Question)
Bayonetta: You've arrived just in time, darling!~ (Forms an Impressed Smirk on her Face) I'm really digging your transportation for the evening.
Pauline: Thanks. I got this long before I enter office believe it or not. ('Sighs in Pure Relief') That being said, I cannot begin to describe how ecstatic I am to be out of there for the night. Didn't think I'd ever get everything done in time.
Peach: (Gives her Newset Member of the Certified Moms Crew a Reassuring Smile on her Face) That's all best left in the past now, my lady friend. This is your night and we're gonna do whatever we can to help give it the best one yet in our very best behaviors. (Raises an Eyebrow at the Others) Isn't that right, everyone?
Most of Certified Moms Members: (Sighs While Rolling Their Eyes) Yes, ma'am..../Whatever.....I.
Lea: (Snaps his Finger and Turns it Into a Finger Gun, Pointing at Peach) Got it memorized, boss.
A Few Hours of Shopping Around the Town Later.......
The night has become much more lively for the Certified Moms the moment they stepped inside the all new Promiscuous Night CIub. One Half of the crew are seen dancing the night away on the dance floor while the other half are sitting at the bar socializing and enjoying the drinks they ordered.
Sleazeball: (Sits Right Next to Pauline Giving Her a Very Flirty Smirk on his Face) Hey there, pretty lady~ You're new around here?~
Pauline: (Puts on a Bit of an Awkward Smile) Uh somewhat. I'm visiting for the night to be exact.
Sleazeball: Well, if that's the case- (Leans Over to While Slowly Wraps his Arm Around the Mayor's Shoulder) How about we leave here together and I'll give you a proper tour around town?~ Maybe even take you to my place afterwards?~
Pauline: I.......(Slowly Scooches her Seat Away From the Sleazeball aa She Removes his Arm From her Shoulder) appericate your hospitality, but I'm afraid I have decline. Not only that I was already given a tour hours prior, but I have friends I'm spending the night here with and the last thing I want to do is worry them.
Sleazeball: Nah, we're all adults here! (Slowly Leans Closer to Pauline) You can take care of yourself just fine now that I'm arou-
?????: Hey!
The Sleazeball of a man looks over to see Samus standing behind Pauline, glaring at him.
Samus: I'm pretty certain the lady here, made it abundantly clear that she's not interested in spending time with you. Back off.
Sleazeball: ('Scoffs') Or what? You're gonna call security on me? (Starts Smirking at Samus Now) Or maybe you wanna dance with me instead, beautiful?~
Samus: No. Instead, I'm gonna give you three choices. You could either be a smart man and walk away-(Pulls Up Her Plasma Gun with Dangerous Glare on her Face) Be stupid and keep testing my patience or be even more stupid by testing hers.
Samus points the guy to an angry looking Daisy delivering a single punch towards a mini mirror Lilith is happily holding for her, shattering it in an instant.
Sleazeball: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Pure Fear By the Threatening Options Given to Him) ('Gulp') I'll just......(Slowly Points his Thumb Behind Him) Be on my- (Starts Blitzing Himself Out of the Scene)
Samus: ('Hmph') Smart choice.
Pauline: (Smiles Softly at Samus) Thanks for the lookout there, Samus. I was worried he would never leave me alone there.
Samus: Don't mention it. (Puts her Plasma Gun Back Inside her Purse) Just doing my humble job as your bodyguard for tonight. Were you having a good time before that jackass tried to ruin it?
Pauline: (Snickers a Bit) Don't worry~ I'm all good. It's been far too long since I went to a club that came close to being as lively as this.
Samus: (Sits Herself Down on her Seat Beside Pauline) Yeah, I'll admit, this club is impressing me so far- (Picks Up her Glass) Mostly thanks to their choice of beverage. (Takes a Sip of her Drrink Before Letting Out a Bit of a Satisfied Sounding Sigh and Snickering) Hey, speaking of lively, look over here.
Samus points Pauline to Peach twerking up a storm on the dance floor along with Bayonetta and Palutena. This, in turn, prompt the rest of Certified Moms members to cheer amd applaud for the trio from the background.
Lilith: Wooooo, yeah!~
Daisy: You go, girlfriends!~
Lea: Shake what your momma gave ya, ladies!~ Ha-Haa!~
Aqua: You all are doing great!~
Samus: (Forms a Wisecracking Smirk on her Face) ('Scoffs') And she says she's the pure one of our little group~ Home girl's more efficient in shaking dat ass than the rest of us combined.
Pauline: (Giggles Softly) Even the purest apple of the bunch has the need let loose every once and while~ I really think Mario's very lucky to have someone like her in his life.
Samus: True, though knowing Peach, I have no doubt that she would try and write an entire book about how her "Precious Teddy Bear" made her the luckiest princess in the world or some cute crap. (Takes Another Sip of her Drrink) ('Sigh') Man, I have no doubt in my mind that this year's Ass Debate is gonna more intense than it ever was before.
Pauline: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Ass Debate?
Few Minutes Later at the Bar Section.........
Peach: (Angrily Slams her Hand on the Table While Arguing with an Already Drunk Daisy) What do you mean my Peaches past my prime!? Did you not see sweat and tear I made into dancing out there!?
Daisy: Now, nOw, I'll admit, you know how to shakE that AsS GOOd. But it's NoWhEre nEAr as majeStiC to how I shAke my fat, chunky BuTt! It's sO powErfuL that it EXPLODES too! (Let's Out a Cute Sounding Laugh)
Peach: Um news flash, mines explodes near contact as well! In fact, I wouldn't be bragging about it if I were you, considering that you- (Angrily Points at Daisy) COPIED MY WHOLE FLIPPIN' FLOW!!
Lea: Ohhh shit!
Aqua: (Giggling as the Cute Drunk)
Peach: Movement to Movement, impact to impact!
Daisy: ('Scoffs') CUz pLeaSe. I thought you how to use your two assets in a fight since dAy FrIcKIn' oNE! So if anyone is doing the copying herE, iT'S- (Angrily Points at Peach) YOU, PiNkY!
Peach: No, you're the copycat here, copycat!
Daisy: No, YoUR a CoPyCat!!
Samus: Knock it off, you two. You're princesses, not 8-year olds. (Takes Yet Another Slip of her Drink, Now Being Slightly Drunk) BeSiiides, everyone knows my Chuns beat you BoTh in that category EaSy.
Daisy: (Rolls her Eyes) OoOooh BoY! HeRe we aRe back with another segment of Sammy FIghTiNg her GirLfRieNd's hOnouR!
Samus: (Glares at Daisy) Hey! She's been kicking evil's ass with thicc thighs and hips for days for a crap ton of years now, HeLl YeAh I'm gonna fight for her honor, MayyyyFlower~
Daisy: (Glares Back at Samus) HEY! I though i told you noT to call me by my lAsT nAmE aNyMore, MothErHealfer!
Palutena: (Groans While Being Drunk as Well) Dear GoD, you girls are sO tHickhEaded. It's complete, UtTer FaCT that my Goddess Cake is FaR MoRe sUpeRiOr in comParSIon, you know? (Takes Another Sip of her Drink)
Bayonetta: (Happily Raises her Hand Up, Completely Sober) I, for one, concur!~
Lea: (Been Sober as Well) Listen, I'm not gonna lie and say my boney ass is anything special in comparison, but I will say my teach here has a super nice cake herself.
Aqua: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) AwWWWwWww!~ (Hugs her Student/Best Friend Next to Lea) THanK yOu, LeA!~ I think your cake is nice too, eVeN iF it is on a little BoneY side~
Lea: (Chuckles Lightly) I still doubt it, but thanks anyways, Teach. You'll always be cool in my book.
Aqua: (Starts Snuggling Up on Lea) YoU tooooo~
Peach: ('Sighs in Annoyance') This is getting is nowhere.....(Turns to Pauline, Who is Also Somber) Pauline, who do you think has the best cake in this very table?
Pauline: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hm. It's hard for me to say really. You all have your own unique body shapes that are equally worthy to be praise.
Daisy: (Nodding her Head in Agreement) True, true. (Pace the Side of her Hand Beside her Face as She Turns to Pauline) But be honest, my AsS is CleaRlY bigger and BeTter than PiNkY ovEr thErE, doesn't it?
Peach: (Glares at Daisy Again) Um hello!? Does the name "Peach Bomber" means NOTHING to you anymore!?
Palutena: Who CaRes!? My CakE is DIVINE!!
Samus: No! Chuns is!
The ladies, minus Lea, Pauline, and a snuggling Aqua, begins to argue among one another.
Lilith: (Drunk as Well) Ladies, ladies, ladieees, plEasEee!~ (Takes her Phone Out of her Mini Purse) I think there's something we cOulD AlLlll agree with toNiGht. A MiddLe gRounD if you will~ Take a looky~ (Shows the Ladies Around her the Picture on her Phone)
Peach: What are yo-
Peach/Palutena/Bayonetta: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) OH MY GOD!
Pauline: (Eyes Widened as Well) O-Oh my~
Samus: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Of course.
Daisy: Nyheeheeheeheehee!~ (Starts Rubbing her Hands Together All Mischievous Like) ExCELlent!~
Lea: (Got Up From his Seat While Aqua is Still Hugging Him) Hey, what are you guys looking at- GODDAMN! (Looks at the Picture of Luigi Wearing a Green Colored Battle Suit, Showing Off his "Assets" on Screen) Is that Luigi?
Daisy: YEEEEEEUP!~
Lilith: (Forms a Cheeky Grin as Well) In ALL his cute, THiCc gLorY!~
Samus: Yeah, Chuns dared him to wear one of her old battle suits on our Truth & Dare night last year and those two never stopped gawking at it ever since. (Sighs While Blushing Herself) And shit, I don't blame 'em, cuz in the words of De: He wore the ever living SHIT in that suit that night~
Bayonetta: Good lord, Luigi.....I was not familiar with your game at all.
Palutena: Right? He has so much BaKery in dat TrUnk~
Lilith: And he's aLL OuuuuUrs!~
Daisy: Hehheheh, yeAh!~
Daisy and Lilith procceds to give each other high fives, only for their hands to mess their respective targets completely.
Lea: Screw it. (Raises his Hand Up) All in favor in crowning Luigi having the Best Ass say 'Aye'!
Certified Moms: AYE!~
Peach: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief) What!? He's not even a member of our group!
Samus: Just let him have this one, Peach. Our precious Green Bean deserves it~
Daisy and Lilith rapidly nodding theirs heads together at Peach with their signature Sad Puppy Dog Eyes.
Peach: (Stares at The Drunken Duo For a Brief Second Before Ultimately Sighing in Defeat) Fiiiine. I'll concur.....For now.
1:12 a.m. Inside Pauline's Limousin.........
Drunken Ladies: (Rocking Themselves From Side to Side as They Loudly Sing a Song Playing on the Radio) TONIIIIIIIIIIGHT!~ WE ARE YOUNG!!~ SO LET'S SET THE WORLD ON FIREEYAH!~ WE CAN GLOW BRIGHTEYAH!~ THAN THE SUUUUUUUUYUUUUUN!~
Peach: (Sighs While Watching her Lady Friends Singing on in the Mid Distance) Those girls never fail to look and sound silly in their drunken states. (Turns to Pauline Sitting Next to Her with a Sheepish Smile) Sorry this wasn't exactly the most normal girls night out you'd imagined it would be.
Pauline: (Giggles Softly) It's fine, Peach~ This has been the most fun I ever had on an off day in years, truth be told. I can't thank you all enough for inviting me here tonight.
Peach: (Smile Turns into Bright One) Think nothing of it, dear~ You're a part of merry band now. (Raises her Fist Up in the Air) No mothers left behind!~
Bayonetta/Lea: (Raises Their Fist Up in the Air as Well) Yes!/Woo!
Pauline: (Giggles Some More) Right!~ You never fail to become an inspiration, princess.
Peach: I try my best.
Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly at Peach While Sitting on the Other Side of the Limo) And it thanks to your efforts alone that our hectic, not so little family is still at one piece to tis very day, my dear.
Lea: (Happily Nodded in Agreement While Sitting Next to a Sleeping Aqua, Taking a Nap on his Lap) Yeah, you're practically the glue that keeps us together, but it's all filled with pink glitter and junk.
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Oh you guys~ I can't take all the credit. I only made this possible thanks to your help, support, even your trust in me as of whole. You're the best group of friends and family a girl like could ever ask for, you know?
Bayonetta: And you're the best leder we could even hope to living up to.
Lea: Not to mention Best Princess. Don't ever let anyone on the media tell ya otherwise, got it?
Drunken Ladies: WE LOVE YOU, MOMMA PEACH!!!!~ (Begins to Cheer in Rejoice)
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt Once More as Sge Wipes a Single Tear Falling Down From her Eyes) I love you all too. So much~ But mark my words, I'll prove to you once and for all that my Peaches still reign supreme!!~
Bayonetta: Darling, please. Let it go already.
Peach: NOTUNTILIREIGNSURPEREME!
Pauline: (Giggles Once More) I love this wacky group~
Mini Fanfic #1216: Small Beach Crush (Sonic X SSBU)
4:42 p.m. at the Smash Local Beach..........
A race has been going on in the bright, sunny day at the Smash Beach, that specializes in Extreme Gears founded and provided by the Babylon Rogue Inc.
The two racers, Sonic The Hedgehog and Jet the Hawk, appear to neck to neck towards the Finish Line, in the last lap.....That is until the final racer swoops in outta nowhere, with more vigorous speed, sweeping both of his competition off their boards and onto the sandy ground, much to their surprise.
The crowd begins to roar in applause the very moment he crossed that Finish Line before sticking a gnarly, perfect landing on the ground. It wasn't long before a Shy Guy announcer runs in to announce the winner helping him holding his own arm up, which just so happens to be...I...
Announcer: The Winner of the 5-Lap Riders Prix.....FUUUUNKY KOOOOOOONG!!!
'Even More Applause'
Sonic: (Groans a Bit While Getting Himself Back on his Feet) Darn...... The folks weren't kidding when they say he's the Best Extreme Gear rider of this part of town.
Jet: (Sighs While Getting Up From the Ground as Well) The guy's a natural born surfer. He can make even the most uncontrollable board a cakewalk to ride on.
Sonic: (Begins to Stretch his Back Forward Befire Stretching his Arm Up Next) Welp! If that's the case, I'm gonna that means I gotta to work a little harder next time. Can't afford to be in 2nd Place forever, you know?
Jet: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes) More like 3rd Place...
Sonic: (Turns to Jet With a Raised Eyebrow) Pardon?
Jet: You heard me! 3rd! The place- (Points at Sonic) YOU are currently in!
Sonic: Oh get real. (Starts Butting Heads with Jet) I clearly crossed that line before you could even get close to me!
Jet: Big talk for a guy who's tip of his board Isa millimeter shorter than mines!
Sonic: Oh, so we're measuring boards now?
Jet: If it proves that I'm better than you, why the hell not at this point?
Sonic: (Shrugs) Alright. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on his Face) Still can't beat me in a fist fight though.
Jet: (Angrily Cracking his Knuckles at his Rival) Wanna bet? I been wanting to pulverize that stupid face of your some time now!
Sonic: (Waves Both his Hands Back to Him in a Very Competitive Fashion) Well, bring it then, Birdbrain. I ain't got all-
????: BOYS!
The rivals turns to see the Certified Moms giving both of them their collective Motherly Glares in the mid.
Samus: What the hell did we say about being civil?
Peach: This is a place for fun and relaxation.
Moms: NO. FIGHTING!
Sonic: (Sighs in Defeat Along with Jet) Yes, ma'ams......
Jet: Won't happen again.....(Turns to Sonic) Forgot how scary your moms are..........
Sonic: (Shrugs) They gotta take their jobs seriously somehow....
?????: Hey now!
The duo turns to see the winner of their race, Funky Kong, walk over to them along with the crowd, with a bright, chill smile on his face.
Funky: No need to fuss n' fight now. You both did great out there. Actually had me to workin' up a sweat just to keep up.
Sonic: (Smiles Softly at Funky) Thanks, man. Congratulations on the win.
Jet: Yeah, congrats. But uh...('Clears Throat') Who would you say is the fastest between the two of us here, hm?
Sonic: (Rolls his Eyes at Jet) Could you not waste his time asking that dumb question? The answer's obviously me.
Jet: (Glares at Sonic) Lies! It's me and everyone out here knows it.
Sonic: Yeah, keep telling yourself that you-
Funky: (Breaks Up the Potential Fighting Between Hedgehog and Bird) Hey-Hey-Hey! No more of that now. We're a the fastest here in this wicked beach time. (Holds Both Sonic and Jet's Hands Up) AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE!?
'Uproarious Cheers and Applauses'
Tails: (Watches the Crowd in the Distance With Amy and Coco Sitting Next to Him) Never thought I'd see the day someone would actually out speed Sonic in anything, but...here we are.
Amy: (Sighs Dreamingly at her Man) He may have lost the race, but he'll always be The Fastest, Most Handsomest Thing in my eyes and heart~ (Takes a Look at the Time on her Phone) What is taking Wave so long to get here? (Starts Pouting a Bit) If her boss starts picking fights with Sonic again, there's gonna be heck to pay!
Coco: You know Wave: Have to make extra sure her work is completely done before she could do anything else. (Notices Something) Ooh, speaking of which- (Points Tails and Amy to Their Swallow Friend Walking in the Distance) There she is right now. (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Looking a lot more girlier than usual......
Tails: Girlier?- (Eyes Widened at the Sudden Realization) Wait s second! Is she looking pretty for someone?
Amy: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) A secret admirer perhaps?~
Coco: (Casually Shrugs While Forming a Teasing Smirk on her Face) It's the only reason I can think of~
Meanwhile.......
Funky: (Happily Greets Wave) Yooo, Wave, you finally made it!
Wave: Yeah, sorry it took me so long to get here. (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of her Head Back and Forth) You know how I am when it comes getting everything done down in the workplace....B-But I was able to catch some of your racing highlights on stream. (Starts Blushing a Bit) You were.....pretty gnarly out there, I must admit~
Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) Appericate the wicked feedback, little lady. And here I was worried that I ticked you off for outstaging your boss out there.
Wave: (Playfully Scoffs) Please. There's a lot of things that would drive me up the wall. But winning a race against Jet is definitely not one of them.
Funky: Good, good. So, now that you're out and about, what you plan on doing from here on out?
Wave: Well, I-
???: Ohhh Waveee!~
Wave turns around to see Amy giggling softly and Coco and Tails waving at her with teasing grins on each of their faces before letting out an annoyed sigh and turning back to Funky.
Wave: I have a couple of twer-I mean-('Sigh') Friends I gotta to hang out with.
Funky: (Smiles Brightly) Nice! Friends are the one thing that could help build up your character after all, especially in an awesome place like this!
Wave: (Rolls her Eyes a Bit in Annoyance) To an egregious sense maybe.....(Puts on a Small Smile on her Face) Catch you later then?
Funky: (Happily Nodded) Sure thing. Go out and enjoy yourself, Wave! You've earned it after all the work you've done.
Wave: Thanks, Funky. You too. (Walks Away)
Funky: (Watches Wave Leave Before Going Back to the Crowd) Now, which one of you crazy people are up for a game of LIMBO!!?
'Even More Applause'
Wave: (Walks Ovver to the Trio, Already Annoyed) ('Sigh') Alright. Get it all out of your systems already.
Coco: Why hello here, Wave~
Tails: Whatever do you mean exactly?~
Wave: (Glares at her Felliw Tech Friends) Oh don't even try and play the innocent card on me, you little twerps! I can tell by the look in your dumb faces that you're gonna the annoy the hell outta me over this.
Coco: (Chuckles Lightly) Hey, considering all the times you tease us on being a potential couple, it's only fair we find some way to return a flavor~
Tails: All's fair in love and harmless teasings~
Wave: ('Ugh') Whatever. (Turns to an Giddied Up Amy Rose) And what are you smiling about over there?
Amy: Oho nothing too noteworthy!~ Just admiring the fact that a bookworm like you is having yourself a school girl crush~
Wave: (Was About to Ipen her Mou-)
Amy: Don't even try to deny it. (Forms a Bit of a Teasing Smirk of her Own) We seen the way you look and talk to him over there. You're in looove~
Tails and Coco hold onto to each other hands and starts making kissy noises just to get under Wave's skin.
Wave: (Comically Glares at the Duo Again) Will you cut that out!? I'm not crushing over Funky!....At...least not completely!
Amy, Coco, and Tails stares at their blushing swallow friend, unconvinced on everything she's telling them.
Wave: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, so maybe I do have a tiny bit of mushy feelings for him these days. We've been working together on a few business projects as of late. Didn't care for him at first glance, but the more days we work, the....(Starts Blushing a Bit) More I started to enjoy his company a bit. He nice, compassionate with his craftsmanship and profession, and a lot more intelligent than I gave him credit for. He's incredible~
Amy: And just your tyyyyype?~
Wave: ('Sigh') I dunno. Maybe? He's a lot more laid back and outgoing, despite him not being a fan of going out on adventures all that much, oddly enough. Meanwhile, I'm as boring as they come, or as Storm would irritatingly put it...."A Killjoy".
Tails: (Gives Wave a More Reassuring Smile Along with Coco) Come on, Wave, you're none of those things.
Coco: Yeah. I mean, you can be a real pain sometimes, but you're still cool be around in our books.
Wave: (Turns to Coco With Genuine Surprised on her Face) Wow. That.....might be the most nicest thing you've ever said about me yet, kid. Thanks.
Coco: No problem. Don't expect this to be a recurring thing though. (Smirks Again) You're still a nagging know-it-all in my eyes.
Wave: (Smirks Back at Coco) ('Hmph') And you're still a half pint brat.
Coco: Better than being bossy.
Wave: Better than being annoying.
Coco: Better than being an eyesore.
Wave: Takes one to know one, brat.
Coco: Hey, I am PLEASANT to be around!
Wave: Could've fooled me.
Coco: Yeah, well....(Continues Arguing with Wave)
Tails: (Sighs While Watching his Two Tech Friends Bickering With One Another Again) It was fine to see two get along while it lasted, albeit a few seconds. (Turns to See Amy Writing Something Down on her Mini Notebook) Whatcha writing over there, Amy?
Amy: A few confessional and romantic ideas. I'm gonna help make Wave's dating dream come to reality and I want you and Coco to help me.
Tails: (Gives Amy an Uncertain Look on his Face) You sure you want our help on this? We're not really that knowledgeable when it comes to anything romance related.
Amy: Yeah, but you guys know Wave way better than I do these days, so you're crucial for this operation. (Gives Tails the Sad Puppy Dog Look) Plus, I really want us to spend more time together these days~ I miss you-
Tails: ('Sigh') Lower those eyes, Ames, we'll help out. Just.....don't expect this operation to go as flawlessly as you hoped.....Also, I missed you too.
Amy happily pulls Tails into a loving hug as they continue to enjoy their time at the beach together.
Mini Fanfic #1192: The Hawk vs. The Moms (Sonic X SSBU)
9:15 a.m. Outside of the Smash Mansion......
Storm: (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Mansion in Front of Him and his Boss, Jet) Woooooooah.........This is where Sonic lives?
Jet: Criminy on stick, I thought this was supposed to be mansion, not a literal castle! (Sighs While Grabbing his Chin) Then again, considering how massive the roster is, I can't really think of anywhere else they would live but here.
Storm: Hey, you think Sonic's royalty?
Jet: (Turns to Storm with a Raised Eyebrow) Royalty? Sonic?
Storm: (Turns to His Boss) Yeah, I mean, his mom is a princess right? So wouldn't that make him a prince of some kind by default?
Jet: (Shrugs) I dunno, maybe, if you wanna be that technical. (Crosses his Arms) What I wanna know is why HE, of all people, got pick to be part of thar dumb tournament in the first place.
Storm: (Uses his Fingers to Count the Reasons) Well, he's more well-known, cooler, more faster than you are-(Eyes Widens Notices his Boss Glaring at Him in Silence) I-Is what he WANTS us to think, till you show 'em who's boss on that race later on today! (Start Laughing Very Nervous and Awkwardly)
Jet: (Stares at Storm For a Brief Second Before Sighing in Defeat) Let's just get this over with. (Sticks his Hand Out) Storm, megaphone.
Storm: (Gives Jet the Megaphone) Up and ready for ya, boss!
Jet: Thank you. (Tries Turning on the Megaphone) Now, I just need to turn this bad boy on and- (Suddenly Hears a a Sudden Sharp Shriek From the Device) GAH! P-Pain in the...(Sighs Before Lowering the Megaphone Down a Notch) Okay. Got the music on standby?
Storm: (Gives Jet a a Thumbs Up) You got it! (While Turning On the a Boom Box He's Holding).
As the boom box begins to play the Babylon Rogue's Signature Theme Song (Catch Me If You Can), Jet clears his throat and takes a bit of a deep breath before he begins to speak on the megaphone.
Jet: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! WAKE UP! You got a loud and clear message coming from yours truly: Jet the Hawk! If you must know, I've managed to caught wind of all those little posts you made on the web recently. Like, how you're....(Does Mockingly Poor Sonic Impression)"The Fastest Thing Alive" and "No could top you at Mach speed" , and my personal favorite: "How you could beat EASILY me in a One v. One race in the skies anytime, anywhere, with no sweat and competition at all!~" (Gets Enraged) WELL, GUESS WHAT? Not only do I accept your challenge, but- (Continues Yelling on the Megaphone)
Meanwhile at Sonic's Room......
Sonic is in his bed soundly asleep wearing sound canceling earbuds, perfect for protecting his ears from loud, screeching noises from outside.
Back Outside
Jet: Smash Beach, 5 p.m. sharp. Be there or get lett in the dust!
Storm: (Takes the Megaphone From Jet's Hand and Scream Out) AND BECOME SQUARE!!!
Jet: (Slowly Turns his Head Back to Storm) .....What?
Storm: (Sheepishly Shrugs) You know, like......"Be There, Be Square". It's kinda like an old saying-
Jet: Oh, gimme that! (Snatches the Megaphone Back From Storm's Hand) That was the most boring insult you could ever make and you know it.
Storm: (Lowers his Head) Sorry, boss.
Jet: (Continues Speaking on the Megaphone) Now, as what I' was saying-(Notices the Front Door Opening Up Before Smirking) Heh. Look who finally decides to show- uuuuuuuuuuup? (Eyes Slowly Starts to Widened in Fear at Who Actually Came Outside Instead Before Dropping his Megaphone on the Ground)
Peach: (Crosses her Arms the Rest of the Unwanted Guess, With a Not Pleased Look on her and the Rest of the Certified Moms' Faces) Jet the Hawk, I presume.
Jet: Uh...(Chuckles Awkwardly) Good morning, ladies! Fancey seeing you all here- (Starts Whispering) Storm, what do we- (Notices Storm was Missing) Storm? (Eyes and Nouth Widens as He Sees his Bodyguard Running Away) STORM!
Storm: THOSE LADIES TERRIFIED ME, BOSS! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!~
Jet: (Growls Before Comically Glaring at Storm From a Distance) YOU COWARD!! AT LEAST HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO TAKE ME WITH YOU!-
'A-Hem'
Jet eyes widens yet again as he slowly turns back to the moms, a dark, fiery aura surrounding then as their glares seem to pierece the Hawk in very soul.
Jet: Uhh.....Y-You know what? (Chuckles Awkwardly Again) I-I just remembered that I got myself lost and stumbled upon the wrong mansion. (Turbs Around abd Starts Spriniting Away) So if you'll just excuse me- GAH! (Gets his Ear Pulled by Samus)
Samus: Nope. You're coming with us. (Drags Jet by the Ear as She and the Rest of the Ladies Walk Back Inside the Mansion)
Jet: Nonono! Wait! Y-You the wrong idea! I'm innocent, I tell ya, INNOCEN-
In the Dining Hall
Jet: (Takes a Sip of Tea Given to Him, Sitting at the Moms' Table Before Becoming Genuinely Surprised) Wow. This.....might be the best tea I've ever tasted.
Peach: You really think so? (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) I feel like it might be the weakest batch I've made yet.
Jet: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. I mean, to be fair, it's been a while since drunken tea in general, but trust me, your highness, yours is one of greatest so far.
Peach: (Giggles Softly While Blushing a Bit) Aww thank you!~ I only try my best-
Moms: Peach!
Peach: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) Oh. Right! (Clears Her Throat Before Putting on a More Serious Look on her Face as She Resumes Back to the Topic at Hand) Now, Jet, I assume you're wondering why we brought in here. We have a lot to discuss about, young man.
Jet: (Starts Getting Scared Again) .......Is this about what happened this morning?
Daisy: It's one of the reasons. (Crosses her Arms) But since you so graciously brought it up, you mind telling us why you were yelling your lungs out in middle of our front yard, in the early morning?
Bayonetta: And had the steer audacity to ruin MY beauty sleep in the process!? (Turns Away While Pouting) Honestly, that's so rude.....(Lays the Side of her Head onto Her Goddess' Shoulder)
Palutena: (Gently Rubs on Her Witch's Hair While Glaring at Jet) She's been in a bad mood all morning ever since. No thanks to you.
Jet: (Sighs While Crossing his Arms) Well, it's not like I wanted to come out and distrub anyone's sleep on this time of hour. This was all Storm's idea!
Tifa: The guy that ran off earlier?
Jet: The very same. He's been my bodyguard since day one. Not even close to being one of the sharpest minds out there, but he does the job fine enough. He convinced me to come over here and declare a challenge from Sonic.
Rosalina: (Raises an Eyebrow) A Challenge you say?
Jet; Just a 3-4 Lap race around the beach this afternoon, honest to God!
Samus: Uh-huh. And you couldn't just record yourself doing this in comforts on your own place because.........
Jet: ('Sighs in Defeat') The thought never occurred to me at the time.......
Samus: Right. Which now leads to the next topic: What's your beef with Sonic?
Jet: I-
Samus: (Quickly Got her Hand Up as Sje Stops Het From Speaking) Nonono. Don't even try to deny it. Cause from we've heard, you two would always butting heads with one another every chance you get.
Rosalina: We were going to write them off as normal banters between two rivals, until we also found out that you and your team have brought harm onto him and his friends on more than one occasion. (Pireces her Glare at Jet a Bit) That doesn't seem very nice and mature of you, don't you think?
Jet: (Eyes Widened in Fear as He Let Out a Single Gulp) O-Okay! I'll admit. Our confrontations hasn't been the most friendliest in the world and we may have thrown punches at one another at one point, but in my defense, he kept pushing my buttons a whole lot with consistent boasting! Always going on and on about- (Does a Fake Sonic Impression) "Even with wings, I can still fly better and faster than you!" Knowing damn well that he only gotten good at riding the Extreme Gears in the first place was because he and his pal interfered with US first!
Samus: (Turns to Peach With a Shrug) Our boy is a unapologetic show-off.
Peach: ('Sighs Heavily') Very much so and to a reckless sense too.....I'll be sure to talk to him about this later. But you know this is gonna have to stop, right?
Jet: The rivalry?
Peach: No, dear, not necessarily. Rivalry is the best way to build character and strengthen growth from both parties involved.
Rosalina: We just don't want the childish antics from either of you to diminish any of that going forward.
Samus: Which is all the more reason why you two are gonna grow out that phase starting today. (Gives Jet a Darkened Glare) Or else.
Jet: (Starts Sweating Bullets) R-Right! ('Clears Throat') Will do.
Falco: (Walks into the Room) 'Ey, princess, you mind if I have some of the cookies you made- (Eyes Widened and Glares at a Very Familiar Face Sitting on the Moms Table) Oh hell no! Who invited this little twerp in here!?
Jet: (Forms a Cocky Smirk at Falco) Well, well, well, if it isn't good man Lombardi! How you doing these days? Those old bones of yours doing you any good?
Falco: Oh, they're doing REAL good alright.....(Cracks Both his Knuckles Before Angrily Msking his Way to the Table) Let me show you how improved they've become once I come over there and pummel your smartass to clemen-
Peach: (Immediately Gets Herself Up From her Seat as She Stands Between Falco and the Table) Falco! No! Behave yourself right this instance!!
Falco: But-
Samus: ('Sigh') Look, just leave the kid to us for now, alright? We got this.
Peach: (Gently Place her Hand onto of Falco's, Helping him Calm Down a Bit) Why don't you help yourself to some cookies in the living room, okay?
Falco: (Sighs Before Smiling) You don't have to tell me twice. Thanks, your majesty. (Finally Walks Away)
Peach: (Giggles Softly) You're welcome, dear. Don't eat all it up though!
Falco: (Gives Peach a Reassurance Wave) Don't worry, I won't! (Turns Back to Jet, Pointing his Two Fingers at His Eyes and Onto His) 'Got my eyes on you, Hawk Boy!
Jet: (Casually Waves Goodbye to Falco) Enjoy your cookies, grandp-
The Moms starts glaring back at Jet all at once, instantly shutting him up effectively.
Isabelle: ('Sighs Heavily') I guess with that tangent aside, it time we moves on to next topic.....The race.
Jet: ('Groans in Annoyance') Oh come on, that was years ago! He accepted the challenge!
Samus: Right after you provoked hin to do it, right?
Jet: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah......
Isabelle: Jet, you can't go around challenging someone on something they have little to no experience riding on, especially in a middle the busy road!
Jet: The streets weren't THAT busy from what I remembered....But you're right. It was completely immature on my part. And- (Suddenly Starts Yawning) It won't- ('Yawns') ever happen again.....
Daisy: You're doing okay there, kiddo?
Jet: ('Sighs a Bit Heavily') Yeah.....I just felt the urge to yawn a lot- ('Yawns') apparently........
Peach: (Starts Getting Worried Along with the Rest of the Ladies) Oh my.....Did you get any sleep last night?
Jet: Ehh.... kinda? I was too busy finishing up paper work of various company deals for a business I've been running for some time now, all night that I barely got any. ('Yawns') It's just the life and times of being a Workaholic, ya know?
Rosalina: But you're so young.......
Bayonetta: Yes, especially when you have to deal with something icky as paperwork all day.
Jet: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, but it's not that big of a deal. I had to work my way up ever since I was a little hatching, mostly thanks to Wave and Storm's help obviously, but that's beside the point. If I can train myself to hunt and steal valuable treasure and ride on an Extreme Gear with mach speed, then I can deal woth those lousy papers no problem. Mostly. Why? You're worried about me or something?
Rosalina: Yes, of course. As impressive as it is for you to accomplish so much in your lifetime, you shouldn't have burden yourself with all that work.
Daisy: Yeah. Especially when you have your pals there to help you out. You're never alone!
Jet: Huh. Funny. That's almost exactly what Wave keeps telling me....
Samus: Yeah, well you should take up her advice more often. It could do you more wonders.
Peach: (Gives Jet a Reassuring Smile) And more smiles.
Jet: ('Sigh') Yeah, I guess. Why..... are you all worry and helping me out exactly? Not that I don't appericate it or anything but.....you know.
Palutena: (Giggles a Bit) Why not?~ We're moms. We tend to get ourselves worry over everyone we meet and cherish, relatively quickly I may add.
Samus: Yeah. (Playfully Ruffles the Top of Jet's Haur Feathers) Even if it's over a snot-nose brat like you~
Jet: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Quit that! I just comb there!
Samus: Sure, I'll stop, but ONLY if you promise us to get some sleep once you head back to your blimp and at least try not to cause too much trouble with Sonic and Falco, will ya?
Jet: F-Fine! Fine! I promise on both fronts. But uhh....You mind if I stay here for a little while longer? (Starts Blushing a Bit) Woth you guys?
Moms: AWWWWWWWWWW!~
Peach: (Forms a Playful Gron on her Face) Did you really enjoy the company with us today, sweetie?~
Jet: (Scoffs a Bit While Shrugging) Well, I must be considering how kind you all were listen to my rambling and tried to look out for me despite everything that happened earlier. Plus, your tea is good, so-Hm? (Notices his Cup is Getting Filled Up with Tea)
Peach: (Happily Gives Jet a Refill) Let's chat for a few more minutes, okay dear?
A Few Minutes of Chatting Later......
Moms: (In the Dining Room) BYE, JET!~
Peach: Get yourself some much needed rest, okay sweetie!?
Jet: (Waves Goodbye to the Moms) Don't worry, I will! (Heads Out the Front Door) See ya!
Sonic: (Standing by the Doorway in a Chill Manner) Sup, Jet.
Jet: GAH! (Quickly Places Hand on his Chest and Panting Before Glaring at the Blue Blur) The hell did you came from!?
Sonic: From my room. (Starts Smirking a Bit) Had myself a nice nap till I couldn't help but noticed you got yourself dragged in here by the Moms. Did they chew your ear off?
Jet: Yeah, but we had tea afterwards, so it's not all bad I guess. But since you're here I-
Sonic: Yeah, don't worry. I accept your challenge. Just go and get yourself some sleep already, bird brain.
Jet: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Way ahead of you. (Walks Away While Giving a Casually Wave Goodbye to Sonic) Have fun getting scolded at, porky pine!
Sonic: See ya- (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait, what?
Moms: SONIC!!
Peach: Come in here right now, mister! We need to talk!
Sonic: (Facepalms Himself with a Sigh) Ah, Son of a-
Bonus
On the Babylon Blimp......
Wave: (Enraged) BITCH, STORM! Why would you leave Jet all alone in that mansion!!
Storm: The ladies were giving us Death Glares, so I panicked! I'm sorry!
Wave: Sorry. ('Heh') Sorry! That's all you have to say after running away and NOT LOOKING BACK LIKE A COWARD!!
Storm: (Galtes Back at Wave) Hey, I'm a lot of things, and coward is not one of them!
Wave: Go back down to the mansion and get Jet back here in person and MAYBE I'll reconsider.
Storm: (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed) And get yelled at in the process? No way!
Wave: So that makes you a coward then.
Storm: Does not!
Wave: Does. SO-
'Door Opens'
Jet: (Steps In the Room) I'm back!
Storm: (Smiles Brightly) Boss! You're alive!-
Wave: (Glares at her Boss) JET!
Storm: (Lowers his Smile Downs to a Frown) Op. Not for long.
Wave: You have a LOT of explaining to-
Jet: I know. I've been trying to mess with Sonic again, even though you told me not to a million times already and I apologize for it So I'm just gonna go to my room, get the rest you guys been wanting me to have, and let you take care of the rest of the unfinished work from here. And Storm, I am never taking any advice from from you ever again, just so we're clear. Thank you. (Walks to his Room)
Storm: (Lowers his Head Down in Shame) That's fair.
Wave: (Gently Surprised by Jet's Apology) Y-Yeah, well....You better get enough sleep in there!! (Puts on a Pouty Look on her Face)
Mini Fanfic #1155: Welcome to New Donk City!!☆ (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
5:12 p.m. in New Donk City......
Pit/Sora: (Walks Out of the Bus Together Along with Everyone Else in the Smash Family with Awe Struck Looks on Both Their Faces as They Start Looking Around the City in Front of Them) Woooooooah........
Sora: So this is New Donk City? It looks even more bigger than I imagined.....
Pit: Right? It's been one of top two places I've always wanted go to for the longest time now.....
Sora: (Turns to Pit) What's the second place?
Pit: The Polar Express.
Sora: Awesome.......
Pit: (Let's Out a Very Loud Gasps Before Moving Sora's Face to What he is Now Pointing at) Sora, look!!
Sora: ('GASPS') The Christmas Tree.......The Declarations.......Christmas Chrouses!
Christmas Chrous: (Happily Swinging Their Heads From Side to Side While Singing in the Public Eye in a Near Perfect Harmony) We wish you a Merry Christmas~ We wish you a Merry Christmas~ We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year~
Viridi: (Walks Out of the Bus Along with Kairi and Riku) First day of December and they already got everything prepared for the holidays.
Pit: (Already in Tears of Joy along with Sora) I know, right? ('Sniff') It's so wonderful......
Sora: Amazing.....('Sniff') Sight to behold for- (Eyes Suddenly Starts Widening) suuuuuuoh my God! (Moves Pit's Face To Where's Pointing At) Pit, look!!
Pit: (Gasps Loudly Again as He Sees a Group a Man Out Walking Oit of a Building One By One, Wearing White Beards and Red Wintery Like Attires) SANTAAAAAS!~
Sora: There's so many of them!~
Kairi: You....guys do know that we've already met the real Santa in the past, right?
Viridi: Yeah, what make any of those fake ones any different?
Pit: (Turns to the Girls with a Very Excite Smile on his Face) They're the very first Mall Santas we've see in the long time that aren't Uncle Dedede for once!
Sora: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) I wonder if they accept photo requests....
Viridi: (Shrugs) If money's involved maybe.
Kairi: ('Sigh') I just hope they don't charge us too much.....
Riku: Let's worry about all of that after we settled ourselves in for. (Starts Yawning a Bit) That plane ride got me more sleepy than usual.....
Dedede: (Scoffs While Walking Out of the Bus Alomg with Cloud and Tifa Behind Him) Bunch of posers. What kind of Mall Santa would charge someone to take one picture with them?
Tifa: There are few other malls I can think of, that actually does that kind of thing actually.
Cloud: I'm surprised you never thought about doing it as well, De.
Dedede: Why would I? It's the holiday! I ain't never gonna be the one to try and crush people's dreams of wanting to meet St. Nick for few a dough, especially since OUR mall starting to up charge the prices. (Turns to the Couple) Did y'all know they charge nutcrackers sixty dollars now?
Tifa: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Sixty dollars?
Cloud: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) For a nutcracker?
Dedede: Yeah, sounds stupid, doesn't? It ain't even that special looking either! We have people working hard on their grind to try and buy games, gift, subscription cards, and rare looking action figures that cost just as much and then some, and y'all expecting people to pay that much for a regular looking ass nut cracker? Hell Nah!
Daisy: (Gently Grabbing onto Luigi's Hand Walking Next to Them Out of the Bus) I'm telling you, babe, you have nothing to worry about here. You folks seems like nice people from what you told me about me.
Luigi: ('Sigh') Yeah, but they can be a headache sometimes. Uncle Arthur and Tony especially. I can't TELL you how many times they kept pestering me about not having a girlfriend and boyfriend......
Daisy: (Forms a Confident Smirk on her Face While Hugging on her Boyfriend Arm) Well, luckily, you got yourself a kick ass girlfriend who's more than willing to stand by your side throughout all of it. I could even brag a little if you want.
Luigi: If it helps get those two to back off a bit, then I say go for it.
DK: (Walks Out of the Bus Along with Diddy While Sigh) I don't know, Diddy. Are you sure Pauline's not gonna be mad me for what happened?
Diddy: (Gives DK a Reassuring Smile on his Face) That was a long time ago, big guy. She don't seem like the kind of lady who hold grudges from what I heard.
DK: ('Sigh') I guess. (Smiles a Bit) It's cool have an entire city named after me at least.
The duo then starts noticing a few city folks glaring harshly at the big ape in question, causing him to swallow his confidence down with one gulp.
DK: Even if everyone here does hates my guts.....
Diddy: (Pulls the Front of his Shirt to the Side in Awkwardness) Sheesh.....
Peach: (Struck in Awe at the City in Front of Her) So this is New Donk City.......It's so.....big, vibrant....(See a Few Cars Driving By with the Multi Sounds of Horns Starts Ringing her Eardrums) A lot more busy than Smash Town even.
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly as He Walk Up Next to Peach) That's the city life for you. It used to look a lot different when Lu and I were raised here, but it still feels as homey and recognizable as it always been. Pauline did a really good job taking care of this place.
Peach: Yeah. That's.....(Frowns a Bit) Great.......
Mario: (Turns to Peach with a Bit of a Worried Look on his Face) Is everything okay, Peach? You're not having tummy ache again, are you?
Peach: (Giggles Softly) No baby~ I'm find. Really. I just got myself lost in my own thoughts again is all.
Mario: (Stares at Peach for a Brief Second Before Sighing) If you say so. (Points at Himself with a Grin on his Face) Just know I'm always here if you wanna talk and vent, okay? I'm serious.
Peach: (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) Yes, Mr. Mario, I hear you loud 'n clear~
Mario: (Playfully Cringes a Bit) ('Ugh') Please. Mr. Mario is my father's name thank you very much.
Peach: Then what do you want me to call then?~ Honey? My Knight and Shining Armor? (Leams Closer to Mario with a Somewhat Seductive Look on her Face) My one and only Teddy Bear?~
Mario: (Shrugs) Whatever makes you happy, dear. Just....don't give Ma any ideas on the nicknaming department. She goes overboard with it real quick.
Peach: (Giggles Softly) I try!~
?????: Mario!~
The couple turns to see the Mayor of New Donk City, Pauline, walking over and happily waving at them.
Mario: (Smiles Brightly at his Old Friend) Pauline, hello! (Walks Over to Pauline and Gives her a Hug) It's so good to see you.
Pauline: (Hugs Mario Back) Likewise!~ (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) I see you're looking a like a pipsqueak as you've always been.
Mario: (Smirks Back at Pauline) Hey, I've grown a least a few inches in the last few months or so!
Pauline: Really?~ Then how come I see still see the top of your head after all these years, hm?~
Mario: Hey, we can't all have crazy growth spourt like you do, Mayor Paulidonna~
Pauline: I thought I told you never to call me that.
Mario: (Playfully Shrugs) Ooops~
'A-HeH HAM'
The duo turns to see Peach staring at the both of them before quickly putting on a sheepish, awkward smile on her face.
Peach: S-Sorry! Didn't mean to interrupt the reunion, but my name is-
Pauline: (Smiles Brightly at the Princess as Gives her Welcoming Handshake) Princess Peach!~ Mario told me so much about you in the past. It's truly an honor to finally meet you in person.
Peach: Yes, likewise~
Samus: (Watches the Trio in the Distance While Sighing) Oh boy. There's that look again......
Rosalina: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion While Standing Next to her Along with the Other Certified Mom Members) What look?
Samus: The jealous kind.
Bayonetta: Seems like our pink princess is slowly starting to succumb to the jealousy side.
Palutena: Not too surprising. We all been down that road at least once before.
Lea: I don't think ever have a hint of jealousy in my system.
Aqua: Neither do I now that I think about it.
Palutena: (Turns to the Keyblade Warriors) Give it some time. It'll come around eventually.
Samus: Let's just hope this doesn't go haywire in the long run.
Mini Fanfic #1087: Ambushed (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Kingdom Hearts)
5:56 p.m. Outside of Smash Mansion's Entrance......
A giant ring appears out of thin air in front of the Smash Mansion's doorway as it shows Dark Pit and Yoshi, who are both visibly injured and bruised, walking out with Kirby, Hades, and Sephiroth, with Pichu strapped onto his chest in a pouch, follows behind them as the ring goes back to it's original size.
Yoshi: Well. We just got our butts kicked out there.
Dark Pit: ('Tch') More like eviscerated. (Throws his Hands Out in Frustration) Who the hell would attack us out of NOWHERE in broad daylight like that!?
Hades: That's what ambushes would do to you, kiddos. You never know who or what would try to go out of their way to annihilate you in the worst way imaginable. (Puts on a Bit of an Evil Grin on his Face) That and how oh so easy the process in doing so truly is in concept
Kirby: (Already Has a Worried Look on his Face) Poyopoyo Poyopoyo.
Yoshi: Yeah, I still don't have a lick of clue who any of those guys were who attack us.
Sephiroth: Can't say I know for sure who the four masked figures are.....(Grabs his Chin While Thinking) But the one in the black cloak, with eye pitch does look somewhat familiar.....
Yoshi: (Turns to Sephiroth) Is he another one of your past enemies or something?
Sephiroth: Perhaps, but the memory escapes me at the moment. (Smirks a Little) But it was mild entertaining seeing him run away with his tail between his legs. (Looks Down at Pichu) Isn't that right, son?
Pichu: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Pi Chu!~
Dark Pit: Well, whoever those bozos are, we're gonna get back at them one way or another. And we're keeping all of this to ourselves.
Yoshi: ('Sighs Heavily') I dunno, man....I'm all for going back for another round or a few as much as the next guy, but those guys were WAY too strong for our liking.....
Hades: Also, are you....(Raises an Eyebrow at Dark Pit) Absolutely sure about keeping this under wraps from everyone here? Especially from your MOTHERS of all people?
Kirby: (Starts Hugging Dark Pit's Leg in Plead) Poyopoyo Poyopoyo Poyo!
Dark Pit: (Kneels Down to Kirby's Level Before Wincing a Bit in Pain and Gently Rubbing the Top of his Head) Look, I know it's a dumb, risky move on my part, but it will only be until we find a way to beat those jerks in their own game. And besides, the moms aren't even close to being dine with their little shopping spree adventures. We have plenty of time to go in there, heal ourselves up, and act like none if this ever happe-
'GASSSSSPS'
The boys turns around to see the Certified Moms stare and drop their shopping bags in horror, at Yoshi and Pitto's bruised state as they immediately rushes over to them.
Peach: What HAPPENED to you two!?
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow at Dark Pit Beside Him) You were saying?.....
Dark Pit: We uhh....(Immediately Gets Up From the Ground While Wincing Some More in Pain) Just....got into an accident is all.
Tifa: What kind of accident?
Dark Pit: We tripped. O-Off a few staircases or whatever! (Chuckles Awkwardly) Long fall too I'll tell ya what. (Quickly Nudge his Shoulder Onto Yoshi's Side)
Yoshi: (Winces a Bit in Pain Before Speaking Up) U-Uh Yeah! Yeah, it's true. The.....stairs made us trip and fall.
Sephiroth: Pichu and I saw it from our own eyes.(Closes his Eyes) It was tragic.
Pichu: (Closes his Eyes as Well) Pi.
Kirby: ('Sighs in Defeat') Poyo poyo......
Hades: ('Groans') For the love of- The boys here were ambushed earlier by a group of masked hooligans and some guy wearing an eye pitch.
Lea/Aqua: WHAT!?
Aqua: Luxu and the Foretellers did this to you!?
Dark Pit: (Slowly but Surely Turns to Hades With a Sharp Glare in his Eyes) What the HELL, HADES!?
Hades: Look, I was doing you two a favor! Besides, this is leagues better than lying to and trying to cover your wounds up at the very last second.
'GASPS'
Rosalina: (Covers her Mouth in Shock) Oh my god.......
Samus: (Glares at the Two Boys) You were about to keep this a secret from us!?
Yoshi: (Quickly Points the Blame at DP) It was his idea! I never WANTED to lie to anyone!
Dark Pit: (Turns to Yoshi Beside Him) You mother-
Yoshi: Look, I'm sorry alright! And as much as it pains me to say it, Hades is right! You and I both know that we're not any good at keeping any secrets hidden well for the life of us!
Dark Pit: I know that! I was just.....hoping it would last for....('Sigh') I dunno a few months or so?
Daisy: You were gonna to keep this from us for MONTHS!?
Dark Pit: (Turns Back to the Moms) I was thinking about it, okay!? I didn't know we were gonna get caught so soon! And maybe we would've gotten away with it if.....(Turns Right Back to.Hades With a Glare) SOMEONE didn't blurt everything out!
Hades: (Rolls his Eyes) Again, did you two a favor from making fools of yourselves, not like your already doing spendid job of doing that already.
Dark Pit: I'mma about show you who's a REAL fool in second if you don't-
Palutena: PITTO!
The loud, booming voice from the green haired goddess was more than enough to shut everyone up completely as she slowly, but very angrily approaches to her dark angel as the love of her life, Bayonetta, follows behind her, trying to calm her down but with little to no pervail.
It was no secret for Pitto that out of everyone in the Snash Family, Palutena is the last person you ever want to provoked, given that her title as goddess is not to be taken lightly by anyone. That and the powers she possesses are a lot more lethal than it ever was inside the tournament.
As the fellas, Hades especially, steps away from the potential conflict, Pitto turns away and closes his eyes expecting the worse, only to be greeted by a firm grasp on the shoulders. Once he slowly opens his eyes, he sees his mother on his knees, staring at him with tears falling down her cheeks as she tries her very hardest to keep it together, much to his genuine surprise.
Dark Pit: Mom...........
Bayonetta: (Kneels Down to Dark Pit as Well) Now Darling, why on earth would you try and keep this a secret from us?
Dark Pit: (Let's Out a Heavy Sigh Before Speaking) It was our fight. Or in our cases, an unexpected beat down...... And I just didn't want any of you to get involved or....waste your time worrying over us.
Bayonetta: And that's all well and good. But you and Yoshi know as well as I do that your mothers and I will always worry about you kids no matter what you do. And if this Luxu person really went out of his way to hurt you, then we must handle to the situation thoroughly and see it that him and his goons won't ever lay a finger on either of you again.
Peach: (Frowns Sadly) But we can't do that if you won't tell us what happened. (Tears Starts Falling Down From her Eyes as Well) Please.....
Pitto looks around see the rest of the moms staring at him and Yoshi with worry and sadness in each of their eyes as they patiently wait for him to give them details, even Kirby looking up and nodding at him to tell them everything.
Dark Pit: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Okay. So.....Yoshi and I were in Twilight Town, right? And were walking around, eating Seasalt Ice Cream and whatnot. Then suddenly, that Luxu guy you mentioned, and his four goons came completely out of nowhere and started attacking us. So we fought back as hard as we could, but surprise-surprise, it didn't go all that well.
Flashback to The Streets of Twilight Town
'THUD THUD'
Dark Pit: (On the Ground in the Pain Along with Yoshi) Argh shit....(Turns to Yoshi) Hey, how are you holding up?
Yoshi: My arms and legs are starting worn-out on me as we speaking and I can't move without feeling immense pain. (Groans in Pain as He Rolls Overs and Starts Sitting Himself Up) See?
Dark Pit: (Tries Getting Himself Back Up on his Feet While Groaning in Pain as Well) Yeah. It's.....(Pushes his Back Forehead as He Winces) ('Crack') Bitch in a half. Did you call or text for back-up yet?
Yoshi: I texted someone, but....(Pulls Up his Now Broken Phone) My phone got busted up before i could even see who it was. (Phone Shatters into Pieces) What about you? You do have your phone on you, right?
Dark Pit: I......(Starts Looking Away a Bit) may or may not have it one me right now.....
Yoshi: (Gives Pitto a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Are you serious?
Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Yeah, I forgot to charge it up earlier today. But with message received, someone's bound to come here eventually. Assuming we don't die by then.........
????: Well, now!
Without warning, the four masked Keyblade wielders appears in front of the boys. One is wearing a unicorn, the second wearing a snake mask, third wearing a white tiger mask, and the last one, whom the boys had the second most trouble with, I'd wearing a bear mask. And their supposed leader appearing before them is none other than the one eyed snake himself, Luxu.
Luxu: (Puts on an Evil, Cocky Grin on his Face) You boys are having fun so far?
Yoshi: (Glares at Luxu) We're having a misery time actually!
Dark Pit: Why the fuck are you doing this!?
Luxu: Oh come now. There's no need for the hostility here.
Yoshi: You attacked us on broad daylight, out of nowhere, how ELSE are we supposed react to that!?
Luxu: Fair point. But in our defense though, we have a perfectly good reason in doing so.
Dark Pit: (Already Losing his Patience) Oh I wanna hear this...
Luxu: (Points at the Snake Masked Figure Beside Him) You see, Invi girl here have been dreaming of meeting and examining an actual angel from up close. So I told her about meeting you back at Firelocks's place a couple of months ago abd here we are. (Grabs his Chin While Taking a Look at the Dark Angel) Though, I don't think I remember seeing your hair and wings all that black.....
Dark Pit: That's because I'm not the angel you were looking for, genius. It was my brother Pit you saw.
Luxu: Ah-haaa!......Gotcha. So like, what? Are you his broody, inferior twin brother or something?
Dark Pit: You mean less obnoxious of the two? Then yes I am.
Back to the Present
Bayonetta: Pitto!
Dark Pit: What? He's annoying! Most of the times.
Isabelle: (Put her Hands on her Hips With a Motherly Glare in her Eyes) But he's also your brother.
Moms: Yeah!
Dark Pit: (Sighs While Rolling is Eyes) Look, I apologize for being rude. Now can I please continue?
Back to the Flashback
Yoshi: Okay, so why are after ME then?
Luxu: Oh that's simple. See, Lil' Gula here been wanting a pet for the longest time now, and when we spotted you walking around town, I told "Hey, there's a green talking dinosaur you can take home" and he stepped out of the portal quicker than any of us did.
Gula: I wanna talking dinosaur.
Luxu: See? He knows what he wants.
Yoshi: (Couldn't Believe What He is Hearing Right Now) You....(Starts Getting Back Up on his Feet) Heartlees- ('Crack') Ack!
Dark Pit: (Quickly Made his Way to Yoshi) Hey, you Good?
Yoshi: (Glares Harshly at Luxu and the Foretellers) As soon as we pummeled these twerps to the grovel, I will be.
Luxu: (Casually Shrugs) Sure! We're down to go a few more rounds. It'll might cost you your own lives though. So-
'Smack'
Before Luxu could finish talking, a chili dog flew in out of nowhere and hits his face.
Luxu: .........('Tongue Click') 'Kay. Was not expecting that of all things to hit me. (Licks a Chili Off From Side of his Lips a Little as He Tastes It) ('Mm') The chili's pretty good at least. (Notices Something Behind Pitto and Yoshi) Say, was that giant ring portal always there or-
Dreamland's savor, Kirby, jumps out of the dimension ring ready for action.
Kirby: Poyo!
Dark Pit/Yoshi: Kirby!?
Hades: (Walks Out of the Ring as Well) Annnnnnnnnnnd HADES!
Luxu: Wait. That's the Hades? You look a whole lot different than from what I've seen. Where's the blue fiery hair?
Hades: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Bluey fire- Ohhhhh right. I forgot you have another version of me in your universe. I should really look up on that one of these days.....Anyways, we're here to take the boys back home now.
Luxu: (Starts Smirking Evilly) Or what? You're gonna fight us or something?
Hades: Oh not me. I just got back from getting my nails did for the month and I am not risking the chance of getting them broken. (Forms a Smirk of his Own on his Face) Buuuuut not to worry. Besides the pink puffball, you'll be fighting someone else to take my place in the meantime. Ohhhh Sephyyy!~
*Cue One Winged Angel (Advent Version)*
Another figure slowly walks out of the ring with long silver hair, wearing an all black attire, carrying a long sword and a Pichu on his chest pouch happily waving hello to everyone present. His presence alone may not effect the Foretellers in a way, but to Luxu however........it was stepping back into horrific nightmare he never thought he would ever return to after all these years. A nightmare that will continue to haunt him for the rest of his days.
Luxu: No.........No no no no no. Anyone but him......
Sephiroth: So.....these five will be our opponents for the time being?
Hades: Yep. The boys here is in rough shape, so it's gonna be a two-on-five fight. That won't be a problem for you, will it?
Sephiroth: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Please. (A Large Black Wing Emerges From his Back) This will hardly be a challenge.
Gula: So is he like a.....Half angel or something?
Invi: Fascinating.......
Ira: We must give it our all regardless of who this may be. Isn't that right, Luxu?
Luxu: .................................
Ira: (Turns to the Others Who Shrugs at Him Before Turning Back to his One Eyed Companion) Umm.....Luxu, is something the-
Luxu: Everyone retreat.
Luxu immediately summons a dark portal behind him, must to the Foretellers' confusion.
Gula: What.
Ira: Luxu, what are you-
Luxu: I'll explain everything along the way. Right now, we need to the get the hell on out of here before it's too late!
Aced: (Angrily Stomps the Ground) NONSENSE! We are Keyblade Masters! We do not run and cower from any-
Luxu: (Glares at the Bear Masked Figure) Look, I don't have the time or mentality to deal with your prideful bullshit today, Aced! So quit your yammering and get your ass into that portal before I drag you in there myself!! (Sprints Off to the Portal)
Aced: But-
Ira: (Place his Hand on Aced's Shoulder) Let's do what he says for now. There's no telling what this one winged angel figure is capable off.
The Foretellers did as Luxu commanded and retreat themselves back to their current headquarters with Aced giving Sephiroth one last glare before following behind them. It didn't take long for the portal itself gets smaller and smaller till it disappears completely.
Yoshi: ........Yeah, you better run.
Back to the Present. Again..........
Yoshi: And that's basically about it. They spotted us, beaten us to a pulp, and we would've been done for if Kirby, Hades, Pichu, and Sephiroth haven't stepped in at the last second.
Peach: And we couldn't be any.more happier. (Turns to the Four Beside Pitto and Yoshi) Thank you so much.
Kirby: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Poyo~
Hades: Ah it's nothing. Though.....(Starts Smirking) If you really wanna thank me, you could reward me something valuabl-
Smaus: Don't push it.
Hades: (Sighs Whille Rolling his Eyes) Nevermind. I'll treat myself to a vuctory drink or whatever. Care to come with, Selhpy?
Sephiroth: (Shrugs) Don't have anything else to do. (Looks Down at Pichu) Would you be alright without daddy for the remainder of the night?
Pichu: (Happily Nodded) Pi-chu.
Dark Pit: I wanna fight them again.
Everyone: (Immediately Turns Back to Dark Pit) WHAT!?
Yoshi: (Glares at Dark Pit) You're going back out there after EVERYTHING we've been through today!?
Dark Pit: (Glares Back at Yoshi) Not now obviously! I'm gonna heal myself up first, THEN, I'll go back and face them again.
Yoshi: Oh my freaking god.....Please tell me you're hearing yourself right now.
Dark Pit: Dude, they came out of nowhere, thrashed us, treated you like a pet, and me like some kind of test subject they can experiment on daily. I'm NOT going down without another fight!!
Aqua: We understand how you feel, Pitto, truly. But you cannot challenge him or the Foretellers again, especially now that you know how powerful they truly are.
Lea: Now, for me personally, I'm not sure how Luxu is now that he's the actually the apprentice of that Master of What-its-face, but I know for SURE how dangerous he was back at the Organization.
Samus: How dangerous are we talking here exactly?
Lea: Sneaky, conniving, and precise on almost ANYTHING he set his sights on killing. He was a menacing back then, and there's no telling kind of new tricks he got in his sleeves......
Palutena: ('Sniff') They're right, you know?
Dark Pit: (Looks Back to See Palutena Finally Calmed Down a Little) Mom, you okay?
Palutena: (Starts Wiping the Tears Away) Yeah.....I mean, I'm not completely happy, but I'll be fine. (Takes a Deep Breath as She Gently Grab Hold of Dark Pit's Hands) I know what happened to you and Yoshi earlier is upsetting and I am fully aware of how capable of a fighter you are, but there's a lot more to those people than any of us could imagine. And the last thing we want right now is for them to hurt you WAY more than they already have! So please, don't do this.....('Sniff') I beg of you.....
Pit: (Takes One Good Look at Palutena's Watery Eyes For a Brief Second Before Finally Sighing in Defeat) Alright. If you guys really have what it takes to beat 'em, then I'll back off. And whenever you do fight 'em, just.....(Immediately Gives his Goddess Mom a Hug) be careful out there, alright?
Palutena: (Giggles Softly) Awww~ Is our angsty, baby boi getting worried about us already? That's soooo unlike you!~
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, well, it was bound to happen eventually. I'm way too exhausted to try and hide it now......
Palutena: I know, sweetie. I love you so much.
Dark Pit: Love you too. And thanks.
A blue dust of light suddenly surrounds the duo for a few seconds before disappearing completely along with Pitto's cuts and bruises.
Dark Pit: What the- (Pulls Away From his Mother's Embrace as He Takes a Looks at his Upper Body) I'm healed?
Palutena: (Smiles Brightly) Yep! I can any wounds in one's body with a simple touch of the hand. My hugs are no exceptions.
Yoshi: Ah dude. I wanna a healing hug! (Starts Walking Towards Only to Felt a Pain on his Pain') ('Crack') Ack! Dang it! Not again!
Daisy: I gotcha, honey! (Quickly Makes her Way to her Son and Helps Him Makes his Way to Palutena)
Peach: Once Yoshi gets healed up, we're gonna have ourselves a group hug session!~
Moms: (Cheers in Rejoice)
Dark Pit: Yayyyyyyyyyy..........
Aqua giggles softly at the Pitto's blatant sarcasm along with the others before noticing a worried look on Lea's face.
Aqua: Lea?
Lea: (Comes Back to Reality) Hm? Yeah, teach?
Aqua: Is everything okay?
Lea: ('Sighs Heavily') Yeah, just.......Thinking about Luxu and whatnot.......I know I shouldn't waste my time worrying, but......
Aqua: Hey, I get it. Today's been.....surprising to say the least, but we can't let boggle our minds forever, you know?
Lea: Definitely. But there's one thing for sure, and I never thought I would ever say this, but....I really need to train more.....
Aqua: (Place a Hand onto Lea's Shoulder With a Soft Smile on her Face) And Terra and I would be happy to help you.
Samus: (Wraps her Arm Around Lee's Other Sode of the Shoulder) Same here. Couldn't help but overhear your need to training and I want in.
Tifa: (Happily Chimes in) Me too. Namine and I could really use another sparring partner.
Lea: (Eyes Widened in Fear) Uhh! Actually, I'm....gonna have to take a pass on the whole hand-to-hand sparring invitation.
Samus: (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) What? You're scared of getting your ass kicked? Your gonna have to take the beating sooner or later.
Lea: (Glares at Samus) I know that! I just.....(Twiddles his Fingers Around) Being cautious is all.
Samus: Cautiously scared?~
Lea: You know what I mean, woman!
Tifa: I know it's a Intimidating, but I promise to do everything I can give you the best training exercise you could ever hope for.
Aqua: (Smiles Brightly) I think we should give this hand-to-hand combat a chance, Lea. I'll might come in handy one of these days.
Mini Fanfic #1048: Morning After Midnight Intruder (Kingdom Hearts x SSBU)
9:25 a.m. Inside the Smash Mansion.......
Pit: (Licks his Seasalt Ice Cream Alongside with Roxas and Xion) ('Mm') I dunno, you guys. (Takes One Bite of his Ice Cream Before Putting on a Satisfied Smile) But the Seasalt Ice Cream from your store doesn't taste half bad to me
Xion: ('Sigh') Yeah, but the taste in quality doesn't nearly stack up in comparison to Smash Town's version....
Roxas: Though, we have yet to taste the worst of the worst. So our day haven't been completely ruined yet.
Pit: You guys are really taking this tasting test that seriously, huh‽
Xion: (Smiles Sheepishly) Sorry. We've been eating these things with Axel for so long that we might have a habit of judging each of them sometimes...... (Points at Her Best Friend Right Beside her) Roxas being the worst of the three of us here.
Roxas: (Places his Hand on his Chest in a Pompous Manner) Hey, don't hate me just cause I have well balanced taste!~
Xion: (Whispers to a Snickering Pit) Definite "Well Balanced".
?????: PIT!!!
The trio turn their heads to see Sora and Kairi quickly making their way to Pit to hug him.
Sora: You're okay!
Pit: (Chuckles Lightly) Aww~ (Hugs The Duo) Good morning, you guys.
Riku: (Walk Towards Roxas and Xion) Isa filled us in on what happened last night?
Kairi: (Pulls Away From the Hug to Get a Quick Look at her Angel Companion) Are you okay? That Xigbar guy didn't try to hurt you or anything, did he?
Pit: Nope. Though, he was kinda of a creepy jerk.
Roxas: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) That's putting it lightly.
Xion: (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) I didn't even got the chance to slice him up to ribbons. .
Roxas: All of our chances were diminished that day. Motherfucker came into our house, ate our ice cream, and gave us some cryptic warning about the foretellers being mad at us about something.
Sora: Seriously?
Xion: (Nodded) Yeah. He calls himself Luxu now.
Riku: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Luxu.....Luxu......
Kairi: (Turns to her Silver Haired Boyfriend) Something's on your mind, Riku?
Riku: I'm trying to remember where I heard that name from.... (Turns Back to the Seasalt Duo) You said he knows who the foretellers were?
Roxas: Yeah, apparently he's working alongside them now.
Xion: And that only one of them is missing.
Riku: Working alongside each other.....(Suddenly Starts to Snap his Fingers as He Figured Put Something) That's it!
Pit: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) What's it?
Riku: Okay, do you remember the lesson Aqua and Terra gave us about the Master of Masters? How he worked alongside the Foretellers on numerous occasions, especially during the Keyblade War?
Sora: Yeah, remember.....Wasn't he like a mentor to all of them or something?
Riku: For the most. But I know for certain that he also used to had an apprentice by his side too. And... well....Let's just that "Luxu" person might be the one.
Roxas: (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened Along With Everyone Else (With the Exception of Pit)) Oh fuck-
Meanwhile at the Certified Moms' Tea Table
Lea: (Groans Loudly While Covering his Head Down on the Table) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Gets his Head Back Up From the Table) You're telling me that One Eyed Snake was that guy's apprentice this whole time!?
Aqua: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking and Sitting Next to Lea on One Side) Well, given his name and the history him and the master shared, the possibility isn't too far fetched I'm afraid.
Lea: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning Once More) Great.....The Foretellers are gonna be after our asses and now THIS!? We are so fucking screwed....
Samus: (Gently Place her Hand onto Lea's Arm on, Sitting Beside Him on the Other Side) Hey, don't stress yourself out over this, alright?
Daisy: Yeah, man. (Flexes her Arm Muscle With a Confident Smirk) Just say the word and we'll be there to help you take those jerks down ever step of the way!
Moms: Yeah!/Uh-huh!/Absolutely!
Aqua: (Frowns Worryingly) You ladies are too kind, but are you sure all of you want to get involved in this?
Lea: Yeah, I heard those guys are no joke.
Peach: (Smiles Reassuringlyat the Two Keyblade Warriors) We know it'll be a challenge, but we have faced through crazier stuff before. ('Sigh') Especially that whole Dharkon and Galeem nonsense......
Lea: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Who and what now?
Rosalina: Dharkon and Galeem. Two powerful entities of light and darkness, hellbent on taking over the entire universe.
Samus: (Rolls her Eyes) For whatever bullshit reason they had at the time. I don't remember.
Isabelle: (Places her Paw on her Chin) Neither do I now that I think about it.
Palutena: I think both sides wanted to create a cult of some kind?.....Yeah, that has to be it, right?
Bayonetta: (Crosses her Arns at the Past Memory of the Event) Now that you mentioned it, I do remember seeing the look in Dharkon's eyes when I was one of his mindless slave. Brainwashing me and the others to serving his cause.....
Daisy: ('Groans in Digust') Don't remind me. The video De showed of that one eyed bastard torturing Weegie with his mind games still makes me wanna punch him to oblivion...
Aqua: It was that bad, wasn't it?
Peach: It was, in more ways than not. (Smiles Softly Again) But we were still able to pull through in the end and we won't let this Luxu person get the better of us that easily. Right, ladies?
Moms: Right!
Lea: (Turns to Aqua With a Shrug) The more the merrier.
Aqua: (Gave it Some Thought Before Nodding in Agreement) Very well. We'll let you all know if Him and/or one of the Foretellers lurks by in our universe. In the meantime, try to prepare yourselves by then.
Peach: (Simply Nodded) Okay. We'll do our best.
Lea: Hey, Palutena, can I ask you something?
Palutena: (Turns to Lea) Hm?
Lea: So uh.....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Looking Away) I know this isn't my business and all but....is it true that Pit was....thrown into a....active volcano onc-
An instant, Palutena eyes suddenly begins to widens and tense up as she easily breaks her teacup with the grip of her hand
'GLASS BREAK'
Peach: ('Gasps') PAULIE!
Samus: The hell!?
Tifa: Your hand!!
Rosalina: Not again....
Lea: (Immediately Hides his Face Behind Aqua in Complete Fear) Nevermind! Forget I said anything!!!
Palutena: (Immediately Change her Mood From Anger to Mortified by her Actions) Oh no! I-I'm so sorry, Lea! I didn't mean to scare you like that! I-
Bayonetta: (Gently Places her Hands Onto her Girlfriend's Shoulders and Slowly Rubs Them) Breathe in and out now, darling. You can do this.
Palutena quickly nodded as she breathes in and out to calm herself down.
Bayonetta: That's it. There you go, my dear goddess. Just like that. One more.....
Palutena let out one more exhale.
Bayonetta: And that's that's. ('Sigh') You know we've talked about this multiple times, right?
Palutena: (Places her Hand on her Forehead as the Other Hand She Breaks her Cup With, Heals on it's Own) ('Sigh') I know, it just......REALLY hard not get upset every time it's brought up.....
Lea: (Puts his Finger Up) I take full responsibility for the nerve I struck today!
Palutena: (Frowns Sadly) No, Lea, you don't have to do any of that, okay? If anyone in this table needs to apologize, is me for scaring you.
Lea: (Gets Away From Aqua's Back as He Gives the Goddess a Sheepish Smile) Hey, there's no need for apologies. I totally get where you're coming from in all of this. I'd be pissed too if that were to happen to my kids.
Samus: Ain't that the truth. ('Sigh') But yeah, it's true.... Pit, Kirby, and Ganondorf were all thrown in that volcano two years ago. Not an active one thankfully, but it was still hot enough to be considered lethal.
Aqua: (Eyes Widened in Horror) Who in their right mind would do such a thing?
Palutena: (Angrily Uses her Finger to Directs the Keyblade Duo to the Culprit in the Far Distance) Him. Kazuya Mishima.
Lea: That half naked demon guy with daddy issues?
Tifa: The very same. The boys noticed Ganon was missing that night and started searching for him. Eventually, after they found and saw Kazuya throwing him off the cliff into the volcano, they began to fight. It....wasn't long before that monster did the same to the two one by one.
Palutena: ('Sighs in Deep Relief') But thankfully, they were all able to come back home safe. Didn't stop neither one of us from being absolutely livid that day, but it was still a blessing nonetheless.
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Buuuuuut on a brighter note, Peach made the guy scared shitless by breaking a table in half, with her bare hand!
Aqua: ('Gasps') Your majesty, you didn't!~
Lea: (Grins Proudly) Sick!
Peach: ('Sigh') It's true. I never wanted to break that poor table like that. But he WAS testing my patience at the time......
Samus: Honey, he was testing ALL of our patience that day. He'll, if it were me, I'd plasma blast his ass where he stands.
Isabelle: (Smiles Brightly) I would've throw a clipboard at his face.
Tifa: (Puts on a Bit if a Smug Look on her Face) I'd punch him straight into orbit.
Daisy: (Turns to Tifa) Girl, same!~ (High Fives Tifa)
Rosalina: I would simply silence him in an unpoppable bubble.
Bayonetta: I'd let Labolas sick him.
Palutena: I would more than gladly scorch his body from head to toe under the light and do whatever it takes to erase him and his entire bloodline from the face of the Earth!!
Everyone in the table stares at the green Haired goddess in dead silence.
Palutena: ('Sighs Heavily') That incident emotionally drained me.
Bayonetta: And it shows. PIIIIIT! YOUR MOMMY GODDESS NEEDS A HUG!!~
Pit: (Quickly Rushes Over to the Moms' Tea Table) ON MY WAYYYYYYYYY! (Hugs Palutena From Behinf) Mommy!~
Palutena: (Giggles Softly) Hi, sweetie!~ How was your night with and the others went?
Pit: It went great. Still missed you guys like crazy though. (Kiss the Top of Palutena's Head)
Palutena: Aww~ (Happily Held his Embrace Close to Her) We missed you like crazy too, Pit~ (Gives the Top of Pit's Hand a Big Kiss)
Lea: (Watches the Cute Display I'm the Short Distance) Huh. I think I might be need a hug right now. KIDS! YOUR FIRE MOM NEEDS A HUG RIGHT NOW!
Roxas: (From the Other Room) ASK SORA & KAIRI TO HUG YOU!!
Lea: Wha- WHY COULDN'T YOU GUYS DO IT!?
Xion: (From the Other Room as Well) WE'RE EATING MORE ICE CREAM AND DON'T WANT ANY OF IT TO MELT!!
Lea: HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU- ('Groans in Defeat') Forget it. SORA, KAIRI, I WANNA HUG FROM YOU GUYS!
Sora/Kairi: COMING! (Quick Made Their Way to the Moms' Tea Tae to Give Lea a Group Hug)
Sora: There you go, buddy.
Kairi: Is everything okay?
Lea: ('Sigh') Yeah, just.....worried about the rest of the year.....with the Foretellers.....and Xigbar.....Braig....Luxu, whoever the hell his name is....
Aqua: (Smirks Playfully) Think you need yourself a bigger group hug there, Lea?~
Lea: ('Tch') I dunno. Maybe-
Peach: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds good to me!~ GROUP HUGS EVERYONE!!~
Lea: WaiwaiwaiWAIT- (Immediately Gets Surrounded by Everyone's Loving Embrace Before Letting Out Another Sigh) Okay.
Aqua: I know this is a scary situation we're involved in right now, but as long as we have each other's support and use the prep time to prepare ourselves for whenever that time come, then I'm sure we'll be able to pull through in the end. We just need to have more faith in ourselves, okay?
Lea: (Takes a Deep Breath) Yeah. You're right.(Smiles a Little) We got this. (I hope.)
