#cftd oath

[creatuesfromthedeep]

[creatuesfromthedeep]

[creatuesfromthedeep]

Holm: We have to plan, we have to figure something out. Arorangi: Holm, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Oath: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Vorrutyer: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Oath: It sucks. Vorrutyer: That's not constructive criticism.

Vorrutyer: You believe me? Arpine: Vorrutyer, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Vorrutyer: Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion. Carantog: What’s grape soda? Vorrutyer: It’s fucking purple baby!!!

Holm: Good morning. Carantog: Good morning. Vorrutyer: Good morning. Arpine: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Arorangi: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* Arpine: Get two more chairs! Vorrutyer: They can get their own chairs. Oath: Make them fight for it. Carantog: You only need one chair to beat them all with. Holm: I would never be near children. Arorangi: Kill two.

Arpine: *Turns on the kitchen light* Holm: *Sitting at the table, eating bread* Arpine: It’s four in the morning. Holm: Turn the light back off.