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Latest chapter! So much Punk trauma dumping and men crying!

if I can finish this before the first anniversary (lmao) of the first chapter being posted, I'll be so happy, I swear. They keep making this story longer. I hate them as much as I love them. Anyway. enjoy! LMK what you think as always pls.

we can’t be friends (but i’d like to just pretend) (80478 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 12/15 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk, Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), A Shit-Ton of 2000s Indy Wrestlers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Closeted Character, Period-Typical Homophobia, Slurs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Internalized Homophobia, Period Typical Attitudes, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Sex in a Wrestling Ring, Canon-Typical Violence, Slice of Life, Idiots in Love, The Simpsons References, Futurama References, Alternate Universe - 2000s, Self-Loathing Character Summary: November 2002: CM Punk makes his ROH debut December 2002: John Cena is released from his WWE contract October 2003: John Cena makes his ROH debut Or: what happens when a Rottweiler meets a golden retriever.

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Yes! I'm still writing this! Thought it appropriate to post today since the chapter of this fic takes place on this date. Sorry it's now two more chapters till the end, but fingers crossed I can finish this before year's end. I've been writing and I got plans!

Anyway here it is. Comment or I kill them off (jk but wouldn't it be insane if someone did that? lol) we can’t be friends (but i’d like to just pretend) (74122 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 11/13 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk, Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), Just a shitton of 2000s indy wrestlers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Closeted Character, Period-Typical Homophobia, Slurs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Internalized Homophobia, Bottom CM Punk, Bottom John Cena, Switching, Period Typical Attitudes, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Sex in a Wrestling Ring, Canon-Typical Violence, Slice of Life, Idiots in Love, The Simpsons References, Futurama References, Star Wars References Summary: November 2002: CM Punk makes his ROH debut December 2002: John Cena is released from his WWE contract October 2003: John Cena makes his ROH debut Or: what happens when a Rottweiler meets a golden retriever.

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8,650 words later and we're finally here.

A new chapter! A lot happens! A date! Secrets are revealed! A match that nearly killed me writing it! The people who've talked to me about John and Joe: it's not a lot, but it was the plan before I even started posting this.

And lastly, to my new followers: this is the reason I came back to wrestling fandom lol. Writing the fic of my heart. Punkena young and in love and figuring life out together. LMK if you check it out and hope you enjoy!

also tagging @stripeydani who's been an angel listening to me vent about empathizing with anxious characters to the point that it hinders my writing

we can’t be friends (but i’d like to just pretend) (55592 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 8/10 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk, Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), Just a shitton of 2000s indy wrestlers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Closeted Character, Period-Typical Homophobia, Slurs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Internalized Homophobia, Bottom CM Punk, Bottom John Cena, Switching, Period Typical Attitudes, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Sex in a Wrestling Ring, Alternate Universe - 2000s, Canon-Typical Violence Summary: November 2002: CM Punk makes his ROH debut December 2002: John Cena is released from his WWE contract October 2003: John Cena makes his ROH debut   Or: what happens when a Rottweiler meets a golden retriever.

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Hi I haven't been on tumblr in like ten years. A lot has changed, but I'm glad we're all still horny. Anyway I wrote something.

we can’t be friends (but i’d like to just pretend) (6852 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk, Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Colt Cabana Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Kissing, Making Out, Closeted Character, Eventual Smut, Period-Typical Homophobia, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary: November 2002: CM Punk makes his ROH debut December 2002: John Cena is released from his WWE contract October 2003: John Cena makes his ROH debut   Or: what happens when a Rottweiler meets a golden retriever.

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there is way too much dialogue in the porn I’m writing

why won’t these guys shut up and bone

I’m also afraid it’s corny? Who knows!

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Hello! This chapter was hell to write but it's ready for now. It was initially three sections, then I removed the first one and it became two sections, then this section became so long that if I combined it with the second one, it’ll likely be over 10K, so I’m spitting them up and this is now its own chapter. Hoping to have the next bit out sooner than later.

There’s also some heavy conversation about trauma as a result of child abuse/neglect so if you’re tender to that, proceed with caution.

we can’t be friends (but i’d like to just pretend) (61034 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 9/11 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk, Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), Just a shitton of 2000s indy wrestlers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Closeted Character, Period-Typical Homophobia, Slurs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Internalized Homophobia, Bottom CM Punk, Bottom John Cena, Switching, Period Typical Attitudes, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Sex in a Wrestling Ring, Canon-Typical Violence, Slice of Life Summary: November 2002: CM Punk makes his ROH debut December 2002: John Cena is released from his WWE contract October 2003: John Cena makes his ROH debut

Or: what happens when a Rottweiler meets a golden retriever.

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And we're back! Heed the tags. I promise John is OK. Also I would've finished this before MITB but they insisted on fucking just so I could add the tag for this chapter. Anyway.

we can’t be friends (but i’d like to just pretend) (39926 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk, Samoa Joe (Professional Wrestling), Just a shitton of 2000s indy wrestlers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Closeted Character, Period-Typical Homophobia, Slurs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Internalized Homophobia, Bottom CM Punk, Bottom John Cena, Switching, Period Typical Attitudes, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Sex in a Wrestling Ring Summary: November 2002: CM Punk makes his ROH debut December 2002: John Cena is released from his WWE contract October 2003: John Cena makes his ROH debut   Or: what happens when a Rottweiler meets a golden retriever.

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wow! wrote this in a day. tagging @are-we-really-doing-this who inspired all this. sorry if it's bad. also how is there no established old man yaoi tag on ao3?

rich, deep, and not too sweet (2284 words) by cheesyg0rditacrunch Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cena/CM Punk Characters: John Cena, CM Punk Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives, Domestic Fluff, Old man yaoi Summary: John and Punk and Larry and coffee and foot rubs and detailed depictions of medieval torture. heart emoji