#ch; bruce

[escalaregalia]

It's Monday, have a Bruce Wayne thirst trap.

[cracknoir]

@mcneyhoney​

     “Have you ever had to stand up in front of a judge an’ defend a guy legally named Bomb-scare? No? Then don’t tell me to calm down, dude.” 

[goodluckgotham-a]

Me: *casually scrolling through other people's headcanons since I can't fall back asleep*

Me: *pays particular attention to the ones favoring a softer Bruce Wayne, and agreeing that the toxic masculinity in canon, among other things, has to die already*

Me: *pays even more attention to the headcanons where Bruce Wayne is a highly empathetic and loving person who, despite this, still has trouble understanding other people's emotions and dealing with his own, is hyposensetive to physical pain while being hypersensitive to other things like noise, has a very “all or nothing” way of thinking that he really is trying to grapple with, suffers from sensory overload, mentally and emotionally exhausts himself by masking and pretending he's okay because of the near-constant pressure he feels both as Bruce Wayne and as Batman, is occasionally non-verbal and relies on subtler forms of communication that people may or may not understand, doesn't catch a variety of cues from his loved ones, sometimes taking things literally or not realizing something is wrong, is hesitant or feels awkward showing physical affection, and has “intimidating” tics and quirks he isn't aware of because it's just a thing that he does*

Me: Just say you want autistic Batman! Just say you want autistic Batman! Just say you want autistic Batman!

[aspernamentum]

@dxspereaux // cont.

There was a long, almost deliberate silence as Bruce processed all of what was just thrown at him. Wow, that was a lot to take in from his father-in-law, really brought some shit up. “Yeah,” Bruce sounded surprisingly chipper, matching Jaspers attitude. “yeah that’s fair. I mean --... No, yeah, you got it. Jeez, Didi told me you were -- hey, did I tell you I’m hittin’ that?” He couldn’t actually just shove his middle finger in Jaspers face, that would be in poor taste. “Near enough every night, girl can fuuuuck. Tell ya’, woman’s blowing my mind -- an’ my dick. Shit, I think she might even be down to peg me -- I dun’no, I’m too scared to ask. What do you think man? Should I ask?” 

[escalaregalia]

[ 📲 text: ]  guess the color of my underwear. (for Bruce :3)

[ nabooru ]: Invisible if I had it my way. I wanna say, peach or cream?

[escalaregalia]

 ( • )( • ) - for Bruce

Send ( • )( • ) to flash my muse and see how they react

"This is cruel if you're not going to let me bury my face in them."

[escalaregalia]

"Who makes a school for superheroes.."

"Teaches teenagers to act like heroes..."

"And then punishes them for acting like heroes, just because they don't have a licence?"

[escalaregalia]

"Are you a flip phone? Because I wanna fold you in half."