#ch; loid

[escalaregalia]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - (yor to loid!)

Send me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for a bad pick up line.

"Were your parents bakers? Because you've got a lot of cake."

[escalaregalia]

"It's not to late. We still have a two hours to turn you into a mother... I think it'll still count."

[escalaregalia]

▲▲▲▲ (for Loid <3)

send me ▲ and I’ll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours.

▲▲▲

[escalaregalia]

“What is a dilf? I overheard someone at the grocery store call me that...”

[escalaregalia]

🍑👀 (Yor for Loid?)

Send 🍑👀 if your muse has checked out my muse's butt

"I'm not surprised... I do the same thing..."

[escalaregalia]

"Does a step-mother count as a MILF? Like, do they get MILF status by marriage the same what you get a green card? Or is it like cougars? They are on the Council of Mommy, but are not granted the title of Mother?"

[escalaregalia]

❝ I am already yours, Loid. Now I want you to lay your claim. ❞

"Define 'yours'..." Loid replied. "And 'lay my claim'... is that a sex thing?"

[escalaregalia]

( @constellaris )

Should she be focusing on her workout? Maybe, but it didn't matter now. She'd technically finished anyway. Glancing toward one of the nearby mirrors though ... Gods, she'd told herself she'd never do this sort of thing. No need to think on it now though.

[ Loid ♥ ] : < image attached > [ Loid ♥ ] : On the way home soon ♥ Just about to go for a shower~

Loid was more focused on paperwork, but low and behold, Harin had a way to stealing his full attention when she wasn't even in the building. He had seen her this morning, and yet something about being all sweaty made her look even sexier.

[ Harin ] : Why don't you save the shower for when you get home?