yo yo tell me bout ian, josephine, kyle &&& helena??? or whoever you want!!
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A girl named Alex who has always been bigger and brighter than her, more adventurous and all-round more confident. She kind of knew she was going to get left behind one day but it still hurt when Alex randomly decided she wanted to be an actress and ditched her for LA.
Undecided fully, but I think straight.
2 awkward, has no chill, & probably just settles for dating burritos instead. but she is also comfortably a loner so.
Someone she can take on adventures, someone she can convince that art makes the world go round, someone who will happily suffer her netflix addiction & will let her eat her weight in nuggets. Someone who isn’t afraid to support her and push her towards being ambitious, someone who accepts that sometimes they have to be the one to make the move, someone who is willing to put up with her selfdepreciating jokes without getting all in her face about how she should take more credit. Someone with a good sense of humor, because she is all about bad or awkward jokes.
Art, rapid fire conversation, pop cult references, spontaneity, not being the one to have to make the first move.
Anything by The Smiths or like, Bon Jovi probably.
Not amounting to anything.
Finding something she wants to go to school for and being good at it.
Not texting back, being generally disconnected from the world for long periods of time, zoning out, making bad jokes at awkward timing, digging herself a grave in conversation, giving her heart out to people who super don’t deserve it.
Every day of her life she isn’t doing something amazing.
She’s a damn well talented artist, but she’s very private about it. She doesn’t think she’s very good at all, and the competition at college was too much, it really got her down. So she keeps it all tucked away.
She boasted, but it was clear her talk held no real confidence. She’d somehow just thrown her dad and porn together in the same sentence; there was no way she was ever NOT going to be the weird kid around here at this rate.
17. Worst romantic experience:
Probably any time she’s ever gone after a guy, and it’s failed so hard you just want to put a pillow over your face and suffocate yourself to get out of all that second-hand embarrassment.
That she’s wasting her life away being unsure.
Targetting someone’s deepest fear in the heat of the moment then instantly regretting it.
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Kyle Alexander Murphey (I gave him a last name once and i legitimiately cannot remember it smh @ me)
Penny Owens, @deliicatepoiise.
Always falling for the girls that never see him :’).
Someone fun, someone easy to talk to and lets him love them unconditionally. Also someone who likes star wars, ideally.
Girls liking Star Wars. Girls talking about Star Wars. Girls talking. Girls. B)
Fries. He literally will not stop eating them until you take them away from him.
Carrie Fisher, is that even a question. Also like, a bit Harrison Ford too because yknow.
Weezer, Blink 182 & Bowling For Soup.
His mom never finding someone to settle down with. He just wants her to be happy so bad it hurts.
That one day he’ll stop liking the girls who literally don’t even know he exists.
Talking too much, making star wars references, hogging the popcorn at the movies, wearing his sweaters inside out and not noticing until much, much later, being a bit oblivious to crucial things.
That he never took that big road trip with his friends when it was offered to him because he was afraid of leaving his mom with nobody to help her out.
Nothing, he is literally an open book tbh.
Kyle raised a few fingers, feeling a cold chill run down his back. A Michael Scott meme came to mind —- but Kyle cleared his throat instead as Sarah jogged her way up the path into his arms.
17. Worst romantic experience:
Being miserably in love with his best friend and her having no clue forever because he is so dumb.
That he’s never going to do a Great Big Anything.
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Helena Wilson, no middle names for the Wilson kids.
James Anderson, @dimpsandhoes.Renata Bourgeois, @prinxerps.Gully Wilson.
Well, she’s been polyamorous for the last five years pretty much. Sprinkled with a bit of a failed monogomous relationship with Jay, and now trying to commit to monogomy with James and idk how long it will last. She’s very self destructive.
Someone chill and down to earth, someone who believes in feminism, and wont try to change her or anybody around them for idealistic views. Someone modern, someone open minded, someone who likes art and things being a little unpredictable. Someone who doesn’t believe in fixing things or people, someone who appreciates the broken in others.
Bad kareoke, no bras, smoking & drinking, casual body language, touching, kissing, sharing cigarettes, talking about culturalism, being open and honest, tattoos.
Cat Stevens, Joan Jett & Dorothy.
Being in a comfortable, good open relationship and things never changing.
Heavy drinking, binge drinking, day drinking, being too stubborn or head strong, being overly opinionated, being aggressive, opting out of conversations she doesn’t want to have, closing herself off.
That she knows she’s an alcoholic & still won’t do anything about it.
She was a wild spirit, the artistic kind who believed in casual nudity and obscene self-expressionism. In truth, she scared a lot of people off.
17. Worst romantic experience:
Anything probably involving Jay. @tehkatieofrps. They are just so ??? Bad for each other????
That her family’s kind of drifting apart the older they all get and it’s never going to be as wholesome as it used to be, back when Hugh wasn’t in jail and her and Jake could actually be in the same room as each other.
Joan Jett, Gloria Steinem, Ellen Page, Cher.