#incorrect kyle quote

[jakascoo]

Kyle: Do you want some tea?

Scott: What are the options?

Kyle: Yes or no.

[jakascoo]

Scott: What is this!?

Kyle: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.

Scott: Ow! Make it stop!

Kyle: Surrender to your kindness, Scott. It’s nice to be nice.

Scott: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

[jakascoo]

Scott: Bro-

Kyle: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Kyle: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

[jakascoo]

Scott: I would like to propose-

Kyle: What?

Scott: -an idea.

Kyle: oh.

Scott: We should get married.

[jakascoo]

Kyle: I can’t drive, I’m gay. Scott?

Scott, also gay: Nervous sweating.

[jakascoo]

Scott: Ew. Are you flirting?

Kyle: No… Unless it’s working.

Scott: No! You look like Hannibal Lecter trying to take a shit.

[jakascoo]

Kyle: I can’t drive, I’m gay. Scott?

Scott, also gay: [Nervous Sweating.]

[jakascoo]

Scott: I wasn’t that drunk!

Kyle: You told your father that he was revoked from his duties because you found a new daddy.